Date: 2/19/99
From: HurriKain

Hello, this is Peter Brennings, and you are watching SliderNews special coverage of the Beret War.

<special 3D "Beret War" logo is on screen, followed by SliderNews logo.>

You are seeing on your screen the bold escape of our new crew from BFA headquarters and now from a near fatal accident. They seem to be five blocks away from the studio. We now go to Bill at the SliderNews helicopter.

"Thank, Peter. It seems that our reporter and cameraman are escaping in good haste. And man, I have never seen SL4ever run so fast in my life. The van they crashed into, just happens to be full of ABLs, and most of the BFAs in a full out street war with them, while some remain in pursuit of our news crew..."

Thanks Bill. I have just recieve word that the news crew has successfully reached the barracade anbd is being securely escorted into the studio, footage in hand. And there he is now... <camera pans to reporter and cameraman. Reporter is greeted by Murray, and give him a great bear hug.> We'll have more of this tearful reunion, after these messages...

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Hello, this Peter Brennings and I am here with risk-taking reporter HurriKain. Hello HurriKain.
"Hello Peter, nice to be back at safer quarters. I've been gone for one night and I've already got messages. And most of them are from an BFAer named spaz119, who wants to whip me with a towel and put a beret over my privates, and the messages from her kept saying the same thing. She even threatened SL4ever about eating him alive. Well, we are not going to stand for this behavior..."<HurriKain grins and leaves desk...SL4ever follows..>
HurriKain where are you going? HurriKain? Uh...well be back shortly...

********************************************************************Hello, this is Peter Brennings, and thanks for staying with us. HurriKain has left the studio for some unknown...wait..I'm getting a live feed from him now...

"HurriKain here. I am outside the studio where the accident is taken place. I am searching for any clues so I can use then for my plan for revenge... Ahhh... I think I found exactly what I need. <camera pans to beret with peace sign on front and a barcode below it, initials S_S appears inside it.> Peter, see if you going to supply us with another news van, I'll let you know where we going when we get there... <static>

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OK, we are once again outside BFA headquarters. I know what you are thinking, you must think I'm crazy don't I. But we are here for revenge, not footage. And now...< reporter pulls out beret> we have a key... <small window scans barcode on beret. access granted.> c'mon, lets go. <reporter puts beret away, and pick up a bag containing something.>
<static>

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We're inside BFA HQ. After careful ducking and dodging we seem to be making progress of finding spaz's room. And still the heat is on every step I take here...Ahhhh...success... <camera pans to label next to door, SPAZ119, LEUTENANT.> OK, I hope this works, <reporter hold out beret. access granted. reporter surveys room. room is filled with JOC posters and a VCR tape of "the 60's" is paused at a scene with JOC in a towel.> Ok, seems like the coast is clear. OK, SL4ever, shut down the camera, we got work to do... <Camera is lowered. reporter throws beret somewhere. reporter reaches in bag.>
<static>

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Hello, this is Peter Brennings with SliderNews. HurriKain couldn't be here today because of day off, but he's here in the studio lounging off. He also gave me a set of instructions: 1. switch on remote hidden camera... OK, we are now getting a live feed in someone's room, it's walls is filled with BENNISH posters and the VCR is looping a Bennish-filled scene in the Sliders ep. "Last Days". Wait, some one just entered the room...

<spaz is horrified with the sight>
OH......MY.....GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<hysterical laughter coming from all points in the studio>

Heh..Heh... ah-hem... anyway there's more to HurriKain's instructions: 2. Give ransom speech.

<HurriKain's ransom note>
Ha Ha HA!!!!! How does it feel when the towel's in the other hand. I hope you had a Bennish filled morning, because Jerry's with me now. If you want him back, ALL of him back, I want you to convince your leader to release John Slater. If you do, and John is returned here safely, I'll return your crummy little posters. But... If you don't comply with our commands, I will be forced to set Jerry on fire...literally, if you know what I mean, and you'll just have to live with Bennish for a long LONG time... I'll give you a few days for your decision...

SL4ever: who's eating who NOW!!!! :-P
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Ohhhh Boy, What has that man gotten us into!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED....

Oh god, let the flaming begin!

Date: 2/19/99
From: SL4ever

If I wasn't personally involved, I would be running for cover right about now. Ah, well, I can't get to sleep unless I have been toasted to a light crisp on one board or the other. :-)

Guess you

Date: 2/19/99
From: spaz119

didn't see that door closing behind you. Slater can
fry for all I care. I've got more Jerry towel photos
than you could possilbly ever burn. The only looks of horror in this room are going to be on YOUR faces, and to think I was going to be gentle with you boys.... Poor SL4ever, to think the girls wanted me to give you a chance. I was considering putting you in a towel, just for a little bit (you SAID you had a towel), but now...I guess it's all over for you.

Let me see...

 

(by the way, Jerry AND Charlie have been with me since 2/17/99, trapped in my room, fighting for my love so....spaz CAN be generous. I guess YOU will never know. So burn your little photos)

(is that fear I smell boys? God, I hope it's fear...
what have you two been eating?)

I WANT MY BERET BACK!

Date: 2/19/99
From: Slider_Sarah

It was cruelly pulled away from me during the collision. I am not dead, just recovering from minor injuries. I have been making do with a plain white one temporarily.

Why do you always pick on the BFA except for that once? I'm beginning to suspect you're an ABL supporter. No, more than suspect.

Before we can convince our leader to release John Slater, we have to contact her. She has not been sighted for some time. It is our suspiscion that she has been captured by the ABL. It remains to be seen if she can escape herself or needs any assistance. John Slater has not been severly harmed yet.

Spaz, any chance of a loan on one (or both) of the O'Connell's for a while. Think of it as a 16th present for me and 25th for JOC.

Oh yeah, if case you didn't read what Blinker said, the symbol is also "Anti-nuclear" and that is how it should be called from now on.

Berets for all!

"We're here. Then again, maybe we're not."

Slider_Sarah
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/7247/slidindex.html

HurriKain!

Date: 2/19/99
From: SL4ever

Now see what you've done? You ruined my only chance to see if resistence would have been futile or not! Sniff. I should have never let you talk me into this. :-)

It's really a shame....

Date: 2/19/99
From: Robin14334

about SL4ever. I bet he would have looked good in a towel, too. Oh well, if spaz insists, I guess he doesn't get any other chances. Too bad. Would've been cool.

~Robin, wearer of the sky blue pink beret

*waching in anticipation* [end]
Date: 2/20/99
From: QBall79

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