Date: 04/03/2000
From: HurriKain

Just recently, I held an exclusive interview with the BFA's second in command, sleepingtiger. She shares her thought on the other factions of the war, thoughts on recruitment and support and more.

HurriKain: Hello, sleepingtiger, and thank you for the time you has given us for this interview.

sleepingtiger: Oh, no trouble at all.

HK: On to our first question...its been a year of peace since the first beret war, why would you and your comrades resurface it?

st: We feel that there needs to be a change in leadership. Just look at where this board was headed before our declaration. <mutters next part> they made white trash look good.

HK: Yeah, I agree with you there.

st: Not all of them. I still have a lot of respect for a few, but some of the <raises eyebrow> really new ones...

HK: How do you feel about the return of BritSlider?

st: I'm shocked.

HK: It was totally unexpected. Will it change your current battle plans at any way?

st: We've made some <pauses> adjustments

HK: Like what?

st: I'm afraid I can't comment on that <smiles>

HK: oooo k. Next Question. It seems that the recruitment for the BFA has been tremendous and support for the group is growing steadily. How does it make you feel?

st: It's nice to see the ladies are still around. We are proud of our vetrans and the new recrits. I think that we have a totally solid base at this point. Of course we welcome all who adore berets.

HK: Is the BFA holding any interest interest on the Dec. 10 Boys?

st: Do you want to repeat that?

HK: Is the BFA holding any interest on the Dec.10 boys? the mercs for hire? the auction?

st: Oh. We wouldn't be unhappy if they accept our offer, but mercs are mercs.

HK: hmm...i see. What are your thoughts on the ABL and DRC merger?

st: <chuckles>

st: Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a serious question?

HK: I see you find it amusing.

st: I think that all of the anti-beret division is amusing. Perhaps this will help even out the scales. <smirks> Of course, a few of their members do have towels in their closets.

HK: What about the soon to be defunct HFL? about the Legion of Booze?

st: I'm afraid I'm not aware of the HFL. As for for LoB, well <pauses> time will tell.

HK: stuslide has made an announcement stating that he will devote his allegance to the BFA. Would you let im join, even though the group is mostly female?

st: Of course. As long as he is willing to play with the big girls he's welcome.

HK: Any advice on what kind of beret he should wear, I hope your not thinking of assigning him a towel, are you?

st: It's not my place to assign uniforms. <smiles>

st: We let each of our beret wearing members choose for themselves.

HK: How do you keep tabs on the other factions?

st: <smiles sadistically> We have our ways.

HK: Have you been keeping up with news updates and such?

st: Our Intelligence Division keeps us fully updated. And of course we have one television only tuned into your station.

HK: <smiles> oh really...

st: <smiles in return> Of course.

HK: Now that BritSlider has reclaimed his leadership of the ABL, have you heard from spaz119 yet?

st: I am not at liberty to speak on that subject. <eyes twinkle>

HK: any word on 1013shan?

st: Once again <eyes still twinkling>, I'm not at liberty to say.

HK: Blinker has some weapons cooking up. How are you defenses holding up?

st: We have a few surprises we put into place over the last year.

HK: Care to share?

st: Our R&D division is churning out new <pause> toys every day. Beyond that I cannot elaborate. <toys with pen>

HK: How is Mychand as a leader? Is she really upholding 1013shan's legacy?

st: Her position is undisputed. She is upholding the legacy in an amazing manner. <smiles> She is the perfect person for the position.

HK: That is all the time we have for today. Thank you, sleepingtiger, with sharing your time with us. any final words before we sign off?

st: Berets will overcome! Would you like to be the first to see my beret? <smiles>

HK: I wish I could, but I have a special assignment that really needs my attention. But it was nice speaking with you.

st: Well, thank you for the interview. Have a nice evening.

There you have it, stay tuned a special field report at one of faction's HQs. Which one will we infiltrate? TUNE IT TO FIND OUT

HK
SliderNews reporter

awakelion & TorNado

Date: 04/03/2000
From: TheIrrelevantPoster

TIP:HFL=Headless Federation League=THE WINNING SIDE!!!!!!!!

Way to go, ST!!

Date: 04/03/2000
From: goldenangel

Nice Interview, girl!! BFA forever!!

GA- (She of the white beret with the golden wings)

He's not the only male applying for BFA.

Date: 04/04/2000
From: FogBoy

I, too, intend to take a stand on the side of berets. Assuming that's allowed.

Either that, or defect to the LoB. Either way.

A towel? Did u say a towel?

Date: 04/04/2000
From: stuslide

I don't know how I should take that? I love berets, but am I willing to wear a towel? Hmmm. Decisions. Decisions.

 

Stuslide
Keeper of Wade's diary, her necklace, & Egyptian Timer
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Men are perfectly welcome in the BFA

Date: 04/04/2000
From: Slider_Sarah

We don't discriminate. they will however need to be sure that they will not defect. all our members do go through a vetting session to ensure loyalty. It's not painful or uncomfortable.

Towels are not essential, though they are appreciated. Berets are permitted if they wish not to wear a towel. It's beret, towel or both.

Towels aren't that bad, guys. Just ask HK; he loves his towel, don't you, dearie ;-)

Sarah (she of the pale powder blue beret with lilac anti-nuclear sign)

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