| Eusti's
note: This post has been edited in the following way: mistaken
references to the BLA have been changed to the ABL.
Date: 4/14/2000
From: EustiSlider
Nobuyuki complains as he gets up, "No mess hall
and now no indoor plumbing?! I didn't sign on for this."
EustiSlider responds, "Me either, I barely finish "dropping
the chalupa" and the friggin' latrine explodes. This cannot
go unanswered. Get the other ABL members on the line. We need
to talk."
The BLA decides to relocate. This time they decide against a
sign by the road that says "ABL Headquarters -->".
Eusti sets out to gather some intel, he takes a headset radio
along. Other members of the ABL engage in a little engineering.
Eusti approaches the headquarters of the LoB. It was easy to
find, where else would an Absolute tanker truck be headed? Peering
into the compound from a safe distance, Eusti spies Tembi and
Lolita by the LoB pool, pleasing... each other? I guess alchohol
really does affect performance. Looking into the windows reveals...
"Ugh! Eusti to HQ, I think we can leave the LoB to themselves,
you wouldn't believe what I just saw them doing to that Executive
doll. Anything we could do would be wasted effort." No
wonder the girls had to fend for themselves. "With what
they're getting on the carpet, I guess they'll find out if protien
really does get out protien."
Next stop on the agenda is the home of the Dec-10 Boyz, but
how to find it? Just then, Eusti spotted a flock of sheep. In
the midst of the flock was relrelrelaboo. He was pounding into
one of the sheep and screaming, "Liar! Liar! Lap dog! You're
BUSTED, liar!" Eusti thought to himself, "I must be
getting close."
Over the next hill, Eusti saw a compound surrounded by wandering
Jeorge_Cis, Sabre_Edge, and Yeontoo clones. The compound seemed
secure, but penetrable. The clones might be a problem, but they
didn't seem very intelligent. They wandered aimlessly, bumping
into one another. Occasionally one would belch, and the rest
would come running.
"Eusti to HQ, I've found the Boyz' compound. I can't see
inside, but I've located what we need. Are they ready?"
Nobuyuki responded, "HunterD_Raven and SlidersCentral are
still working on it."
"Good, the Dec-10 Boyz may like the idea of wearing those
panzy-ass berets, but Elian will be back in Cuba before I give
in. And after what they did to us, we'll make 'em pay."
The last stop before returning to ABL's new headquarters was
to scope out the BfA's camp. Eusti admired Nobuyuki's remodeling
of their mess hall. He also saw exactly what he needed to make
things work.
"Eusti, the devices are ready."
"Good, I'm on my way. Eusti, out."
EustiSlider grinned and said to himself, "I love it when
a plan comes together. Nobody's gonna make a towel boy out of
me!"
|
