GOCUB!

Group Of Confused Usa Bboarders!

We don't care what type of headwear you have just as long as you join and help join into the second war of the beret! So join today and join the cause!!

Heehee! (Wow, that sucked)
Vigeant Http://insane.50megs.com

If the way you explained it to SE is right, then the members of this board can be apart of a war faction, and still a member of this secret organization. (much like a shriner and a republican at the same time)

IF that is the way it works, I will join, if not...

I have employment!

Blessings
Yeontoo

Echos goes over to Vigeant and signs up for a post that is in no way whatsoever connected to fighting or war. That's me!

Echos

MSR/Q: I think we should join the BFA. I would look cool in a beret with an R on it. <A sky blue beret with an R appeared on her head.> Towels are nice too. <All have a dreamy look on their face for a few seconds.>

MSR/Immortal: Nope. I think ABL. I look dorky in a beret. How do you wear those things anyway? <All laugh as one appears on her head and she moves it around head trying to get it right. Finally she takes it off an places it on the table.>

MSR/Original: I want to join the GOCUB since I'm confused as to what is going on here. What exactly is going on here anyway? A war for headgear? HA HA HA!!!

D1: I want to play merc. That's going to be fun. I want some action. I want to...

All together: blow up something.

<All laugh hysterically for a few minutes.>

They go back and forth on the issue for the next hour. Still no decision is made when they hear voices at the door.

Ryan, Duncan, Alex and Corey: Ladies, are you done yet?

All the ladies: Not yet. Come on in.

MSR/Q : Decide for us. How about this?
<She sports around her sky blue beret.>

MSR/I & O together: What about no headgear?

D1: Who cares? I want to blow up something.

All the guys look at each other giving them 'the ladies are crazy' and 'no way am I going to decide for her or she's gonna kill me later' looks. After a few seconds of staring at each other, they finally reach a decision.

All men: You look fine in whatever you want.

The ladies roll their eyes and give each other the 'don't blame me for anything, you decide.' They reach a decision in a second and give their guys that wicked smile they all hate. They start backing away from them, getting ready to run out of the room.

All ladies: Too late.

A flash of light envelopes the guys. As the light fades all the ladies start hysterically laughing once again. Alex gets all the guys out of there before the ladies can do anything else.

All ladies begin to chant: Towels! Towels! Towels!

Ten minutes later, Yeontoo walks into the room to see if they had reached a decision. They had finished laughing already

Yeontoo: So did you all decide yet?

All except Y: Yes.

Y: What's your decision?

All except Y: Towels are nice.

Y: Jeppers!! So you're all going to be BFA?! I thought you were going to be GOCUB.

All except Y: No. We like towels and we're going to find our guys. See ya. <All disappear except Yeontoo.>

Y: Wonder if any of them will join a group?

And the answer is...

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MSR/Q: The beret that goes the furthest is the group we will join.

MSR/I & O: Agreed.

D1: I'll count to three and all of you throw them at the same time. No using your powers or other tricks or be disqualified. Agreed.

All except D1: Agreed.

D1: One...two...three.

They threw their berets as hard as they could across the room. At the halfway part of the room, the red one was first followed by the blue then the green. D1 calmly took out her gun and shot all the berets down before any of them finished flying across the room.

MSR/I: Hey I was winning.

MSR/Q & O: No way. We weren't done yet.

D1 looked at all of them and smiled as she put her weapon back in her holster.

D1: That was stupid. Let's decide another way.

All: Okay.

MSR/I: Scissors cut paper?

MSR/Q: Nah.

MSR/O: Bake off?

MSR/I: Over my dead body. <All laugh except MSR/I.>

D1: Pranking contest.

All: Yeah. <All their eyes gleam and evil smiles appear.>

MSR/Q: Judges?

MSR/O: Our guys.

MSR/I: Who's our target?

D1: Our guys.

MSR/O: They'll lie to us making it a tie once again.

MSR/Q: Nope. Truth serum.

All: Ahhhhhh.

All four ran off to plan their pranks.

So the answer is still undecided.

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After 10 minutes the meeting broke up, MSR/Q opened the door causing a line of people to fall on the floor.

"Whatcha all doing on the floor?" asked a giggling MSR/Q as she held her sky blue beret with an R on it.

All of them looked at each other as they dusted themselves off. Y looked at everyone and answered, "We want to know. Tell us please."

MSR/Q gave her a wicked smile. "If I tell you all, then I'd have to wipe your memories so you won't turn traitor on me. So you want the answer?"

"Umm...no. See ya," they all replied as they ran off.

MSR/I, holding a red beret, walked over to a laughing MSR/Q. "What did you do this time?"

"Making sure we no one turns traitor on us," Q replied.

"Ahhh... Well some of the groups didn't like our decision, but what can we do about it," answered the immortal MSR.

"Well let's go join our group." Both nodded and went back into the room to talk to the faction representative.

D1 was talking to SE while MSR/O was talking to Vig while Slider_Sarah was talking to Hunter.

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"What do you mean declined?" SE asked.

"Exactly what it says," she replied.

"May I ask who you are joining?" a curious SE inquired.

"I am not at liberty to reveal if or any side I have joined so you'll find out *maybe* later," she replied with a smile.

"Okay, you watch you back then and I'll see you later," SE replied as he turned to walk out of the room.

"Same to you." She turned to the three representatives.

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