Paul, you brain-damaged trilobite...

Date: 3/26/2000
From: Blinker

Before moving on to the 'main event,' BIG HUGS for Tigs, My and 15. You guys rule. 7:-)

Ahhhhhhhh yes, and now for Slimer_Paul... the Odor Eaters company's reason for living.

Irritant:

You just gave yourself away AGAIN, you N-Sync lovin' chicken rape victim. If my busting of your 4-tonne ass wasn't 100% dead-on, you wouldn't have any reason to lash out at me under this handle, would you? See, if MaLthus WASN'T Paul, I'd have done whoever it was a FAVOUR by diverting suspicion. [Digest that; I'll give you a minute to catch up... assuming your digestive system isn't irrevocably shot from all those belching contests you swept in fourth grade. Too bad those esophagus-shaped trophies don't count as "friends" outside of your own private world in the bowels of Ward E...]

Dig it, chump: it's called, COLD, HARD LOGIC. Nearly as subtle as your "makes me proud to be an AMERICAN" line from a few days back, complete with billowing Stars 'n' Stripes in the background... which in turn, is about as subtle as your mother making one of her countless passes at the roadkilled chipmunks she routinely mistakes for a good catch.

Get lost, elephant-boy...

- Blinker 7:-/
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

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