Peck's version of THE GUARDIAN (movie!!)

Date: 11/17/2000
From: Blinker

PECK: Hey, you! Consultant boy!
TORME [bone-weary sigh]: Yessss, Pecccck.
PECK: You know that 'Guardian' thing you wrote? The one that was supposed to be some kinda model for future episodes?
TORME [rolling eyes]: Yeah. I don't suppose you actually got the point?
PECK: Oh, sure I did! I had you all wrong, TormÈ -- I figured you for some kinda wussed-out pansy who couldn't write worth a &$%#. But once I saw what you were *really* getting at in 'The Guardian' -- this light just snapped on over my head!
TORME: Wow. [rethinks his opinion of Peck] You really mean that?
PECK: Well, it's just cuz the bulb was hanging over my seat and I stood up too fast. But I really think I get this Guardian stuff now! I was talking with Jerry, and we've come up with some *great* new ideas to improve the show.
TORME [begins fumbling for the bottle of Scotch he keeps under his desk, all the while keeping his eyes on Peck]: I... see. Do go on.
PECK: Well, for starters, we're bringing back that, uh, Astral Airplane thingy.
TORME: [braces himself for an almost unparalleled barrage of derivative crap]
PECK: Ooh, and from now on there's gonna be TWO Quinns. One of 'em has a vastly more informative timer, and... stuff.
TORME: Hmmm. You know... this doesn't sound one-sixteenth as bad as I imagined. Is that a demo tape you're holdiii... placing in the VCR?
PECK [beaming]: Trust me. It's Sliders to a whole new level. You're gonna LOVE this.

http://slidersweb.net/otherworlds/1712/newpilot.mov

[ 6MB download, requires QuickTime 3 or higher ]

- Blinker 7>:-P~~~~~~~~~
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

ROFL!!!!

Date: 11/17/2000
From: FogBoy

Now THAT is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen come from the mind of Blinker... and that, my friends, is no small praise. How the hell did you DO that?

Whoo Hooo!!!

Date: 11/17/2000
From: dellyone

Blinker, you da man! 8-) Seamlessly blending... well I'm not going to spoil it. You'll just have to watch. ;-) Bravo.

 

dellyone

UNMITIGATED BRILLIANCE

Date: 11/17/2000
From: SpaceTime

Simply amazing, my friend. Simply amazing.

Simply amazing I didn't pee my pants from laughing so hard. :-D

- ST

ROTFLMAO!!!

Date: 11/17/2000
From: Slider8_

LOL! Freakin hilarious Blink! Not spoilers, you have to see it for yourself.

-Slider8
[:::]o]}= = = =(((o)))

LOL

Date: 11/18/2000
From: SL4ever

Now there's a good Blinky. :-P~~

Here's how I like to return to the board after a business trip.

I LOVE IT!

Date: 11/18/2000
From: Chaser9

WOO WOO WOO! I love it buddy!

How about some full eps? hehehehehehehehe!

--Chaser9

Who Came Up with this?

Date: 11/19/2000
From: Jenneration_X

It's hilarious. Whoever did has an awesome imagination!! Good Work!!
Jenn

Original URL http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/23904
Nominated by Blinker