Twinkies

Date: 10/20/1999
From: darkslider

Audience:
I have been on this Bboard for quite a while, posting randomly for some time, and calling shots as I see them. I have never marveled and discussed Quinn's birthmark, Wade's hypothesis on ass hair, nor have I awe-struckingly posted the fact that I love Kool-Aid and all it's magical goodness. Why? Because those are all just idiosyncratic conversations to pass the time. I HAVE discussed the theory of the PTSS Prof, analyzed the structure of Sliders, knocked Colin, and have told a certain walking retarded sea sponge that Rainbow Bright Underoos are not the proper attire for a 31 year old (and I use the term loosely) man. I have not attacked someone who did not deserve it, nor did I molest the dead.(like certain necrophiliacs we know)

Yet, for all this it seems that I, darkslider, have become focal point of some twisted animosity. Why? I'll tell you, friends. There is a strange endaemonism here that dictates who is "good" and who is "bad". And for some reason, I was termed "bad". No one confronted me on this, and no one probably will. Those who dislike me are cowards, not for their reasons, but their actions. You hate what I say to Exec and others, and I don't let "peace" come here. Why should I? I went after Ex-Lax not because he was an easy target(even though he is), but because I do not like how he handles himself here. Yet, did I say that to him on the sly? Nope, instead of skulking around saying things under my breath, I went up to him and said "You drink your own pee and I'm not gonna take it any more!" I did not hide in the shadows like some of the other's here who do not like me.

My point, you ask? To that I say, HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE, I'M GETTING TO IT!!

While I don't really give a rat's ass what some of you think about my views on Exec, I have to know: What the hell flew up your ass, especially you Hunter_D? We've never exchanged a harsh word, and have even complimented one another in the past. Just because you made your peace with the spawn of Chilly Willie, Little Juka, and the Devil does not mean that I am your enemy. But it appears that I am to those who are "enlightened" to my evil ways. So, if you want to "dislike" me, fine. Go hang out with the King of the Brain Damaged Sea Monkeys. But, if you don't like me, say so. Don't pull this behind the back crap. It's worse than Exec sapping out all our Social Security to support his Pink Power Ranger action figure museum.

To those of you who like me, sorry about the rant and the fact that it wasn't as funny as that tattoo of Gomer Pile that Exec has on his forehead, but I'm pretty ticked. But I really don't expect much of a response from anyone, as I never seem to on anything, but that's all another story...

....Oh, and Blinker. You are the funniest man alive. Anytime you want to get married, you let me know. RealRealSlider, you are the best. You hit it right on the head with your post about Exec being a little whiny b*tch. I couldn't have said it more eloquently. SpaceTime, all I have to say to you is that I want to have your children.

-dark

Exec's never said anything positive yet

Date: 10/20/1999
From: slider409

His posts are always just ragging on others posts, so say what you want, and I'll be quietly with you!

Slide ON!

THANK GOD! A Slider with some sense...

Date: 10/20/1999
From: darkslider

Slider409:

Thanks, man. Thank you for actually thinking about this situation before acting!! You're one of the intelligent ones.

-darkslider

DS

Date: 10/20/1999
From: HunterD_Raven

I did not say anything against you.
I said i don't really care for you, didn't mean it to come out as an insult, i don't dislike you, i am more neutral towards you. I thank you for your anti-Exec stuff during the AEL and helping defent me, perhaps i should have phrased it differently. There are a small amount of people on this board i consider friends (Blinker,Info,Fish_Bone, and others) and frankly i never got that close with you. Perhaps i should have said "I consider Blinker a buddy,never got that close to DS" But other than reading your anti-exec posts we never really talked.
Sorry if it came out the wrong way, i did NOT mean it as an insult.
HunterD

Hunter....

Date: 10/20/1999
From: darkslider

Got it. That's the thing about this board. I can't read tones or the expression of the person. So, no hard feelings.
But if you ever do have a problem, dude, just let me know. I'm sure we could work it out.

-dark

pping

Date: 05/14/2000
From: Slider_Sarah

sorry, this made me laugh.

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Nominated by Blinker