Sliders
'talking' action figures.
Date: 10/30/2002
From: DieselMickeyDolenz
It's not uncommon for toy companines to put out "talking" products based on TV or movie characters. The toy or action figure has a chip that stores samples of the actor's voice saying things the character is known for saying. What if someone were to create such action figures for Sliders? What might they say? A few possibilities:Quinn:
"Go! Go! Go!"
"We don't have time."
"I can make you feel *several* Earths move."Wade:
"Quinn? Are you listening to me? Quinn?"
<glub> <glub>Rembrandt:
"I can't swim!"
"I learned this in the Navy."Arturo:
"Run! Run like Hell!"
"Blistering idiot!"
"Mr. Mallory, are you going to eat that?"Colin:
"Brother, can you find me a job?"
<quack>Maggie:
"I miss Steven. Kiss me, Quinn!"
"$50, same as in town."Diana:
.......Post your additions below :)
DMD
Infinite
possibilities...
Date: 10/30/2002
From: Slider_Quinn21
The only one that counts is BT dying...REAL
Quinn:
-The whole monologue (mostly S3-4 because I like it the best)
-"Same planet, different dimension"
-"I've found the gateway!"Arturo:
-Any line from "Last Days"Wade:
-"You bet on a game you don't understand? You're an idiot!"Rembrandt:
-Any song, even "I'd Pawn My Gold Crown For You"FAKE
Quinn
-"I'll get you home. I promise...
...uh, unless the Professor gets his brain fluid sucked out by a strange British colonel. Because then, I'd probably go to the arms of the first big-breasted girl I saw, even if she was already married. Then, I'd be so consumed with lust and anger that we'd completely forget about finding home for a few weeks, until I'll just end up physically pushing you into sexual slavery with a group of super-intelligent apes. By then, I'll have found out that I'm an alien and completely forget about you. And even if I remember, I'll lie so that I won't have to save you. But if you ever mentally take me to meet you when you become a fish tank, I'll probably be trapped in the body of some sex-crazed maniac who somehow will have mental control of my body, and I won't show any emotion. But that probably won't happen, right?"Wade
-"Quinn will get us home..."Maggie
-"I have boobs!!!!"
-Any line from "The Breeder"
-Any line from her tenure on Season 3Colin
-"A channel about spices. Fascinating"Diana
-"HEY! I EXIST!!!!"Mallory
-"Wow, that's a hottie. I don't care if that's a man or a fat, biker chick, that's a hottie."
-"I'm mentally stronger than your Quinn. Duh, who would've thunk it?"
Goldberg!
Date: 10/30/2002
From: Recall317
Nash!Is there anything greater than two wrestling action figures calling each other out?
As to Sliders:
Arturo-
"Always a leader of men, no matter what the circumstances!"
"Take the cemetary, for instance. Up to 1949, there were twenty-seven deaths. Since 1949, there have been three."
"Ack! Confound you! Erg!"Quinn-
"We'll slide out of here and get home, I promise."
"I can't promise we'll ever get home."
"It's easy, just tell him, 'here's your ring back'...no, no, no, don't hang up."Wade-
"And don't tell me what to do! I'm not your student!"
"I want to have a baby."
"There's something I don't like about that girl Make that everything I don't like about her."Rembrandt-
"Why couldn't you have pointed that thing in the air and taken your momma instead of me!"
"I'll be bigger than I ever was back home...if such a thing is possible."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"Maggie-
"YOU! Get aWAY from THE suPECT!"
"Not a stripper love, exotic dancer."
"Shrinking them tighter, I can sing HIGHer! Tight pants!"Colin-
"I must read this. Where's the outhouse?"
"You want to help me out with those pants?"
"You sound orange."Diana-
"........."Mallory-
"Let's do it for Colin, Wade, the Professor...and I think I owe you a '70 Daville."
"Hi, my name is [slapping noise]"
"Hey, can I buy you a [slapping noise]"
"I know we just met, but I feel like I've known you for hours [slapping noise]"R317
Bwaaaahahahaha
Date: 10/30/2002
From: TemporalFlux
A few more must haves...Quinn -
The patented Wade scream - "WaaaAAAAAAAADDE!!!"
Arturo -
Pay for the extra memory to include - "Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speaka like this. Do I speaka like this? No. Why? Because I am an *Englishman* you blistering idiot!!"
Wade -
"Me and Quinn are gonna take a spin around the universe!"
Remmy -
"15 years?! Don't you mean 15 dollars?" or alternatively just a clip of him dying laughing in "Sole Survivors" after Wade asks if he can fix the truck.
Maggie -
"Lets *go* for it!" from Genesis...pom pom accesories included.
Colin -
"Whoa."
Diana -
(short circuit due to excessive multi-syllable words)
Mallory -
"I'm going with you. It's the only chance I've got." and they just have to sculpt the face to match that look of shock in "To Catch a Slider".
Tf
temporalflux@hotmail.com
http://dimensionofcontinuity.com
This
ought to be fun.
Date: 10/30/2002
From: The_Seer
BT has no quotes to offer.*****
I'll try not to step on anyone else's choices.
Quinn:
- "WAAAADE!"
- "Considering we're leaving this dimension, I think it's fair to say all bets are off."
- "We'll be back, you can count on it."Wade:
- "Aw man that was so great it was like ... better than sex."
- "You're the first guy I've ever met that really did run out of gas."
- "I used to have the biggest crush on him. Did you know that? Now, after everything we've been through, I just really love him, you know? Without condition. I'd give my life for him."Rembrandt:
- "Don't look at me. I'm just a Chicken McNugget. You're the Quarter Pounder!"
- "This reminds me of a solo gig I played in Florida once. The average age was deceased."
- "You, too, could have had a safe and sound landing."Arturo:
- "That's U4 Mr. Bennish, not U2."
- "Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could have sworn he was driving a Cadillac."
- "Others take note. The first casualty of Sliding is Dignity."
- "I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speaka like this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why? Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"Bennish:
- "Whoa! What are you guys doing here? Oh hey if it's about that bong I just bought, I thought it was a plant holder, honest."
- "Ah, you gotta love it dude. A chick with a poetic lick."
- "I love this guy."Maggie:
- "Yeah, well news flash for you. This is your life. The only thing that's left back on your world is your past."
- "It's not just a job, it's an adventure."Colin:
- "We slid through an interdimensional gateway/vortex/wormhole ... thingamabob."
- "This is the part where you usually come up with a great idea."Diana:
- "It messed him up."
- "Well, there's that genius IQ at work!"
- "I used to go to the student union for a beer. It could get pretty rowdy around finals."Mallory:
- "I'm Quinn ... Quinn Mallory."
- "Everything seems weird to me since I started sliding with you."
- "What do we do now?"
My
Selections
Date: 10/31/2002
From: BuckeyeSlider
Quinn - "What dark corner of our soul did you crawl out of?" Wade - "Don't you ever talk about him! You didn't even know him!" Arturo - "Hope for everything; Expect nothing." Rembrandt - "I'm pregnant?!? I'm not even married!!!" Maggie - "She's all broken up over some old guy she wasn't even related to." Colin - "Those are the worst cookies ever." Diana - "I can't even face down store clerks." Mallory - "Who would you rather have...him or me? That's what I thought."
Beginning
Text - my arch enemy
Date: 10/31/2002
From: FlashBiker
QUINN: "We have to help these people."
"Mom, is that you?"
"Come and see my new film, Joe's Apartment. It's by MTV films, so you know it's good."ARTURO: "I need a pretzel."
"Anyone fancy a kielbasa?"
"I am an Enlglishman, you blistering idiot!"REMBRANDT: "I can't eat this!"
"I've got tears in my fro..."
"You mind explaining that again in English Q-ball?"
"This is a world I can dig"
"99 year contract? You mean I'll be doing Sliders until it gets cancelled? That sounds lucratvie. Sign me up!"WADE: "Show some compassion, professor!"
"We have to make a difference."
"Sports Night? How can I lose?!"COLIN: "We didn't have anything like this on my world."
"Is this the road to El Segundo?"
"Hmm... what's that up ahead in the vortex? Oh good God no!!! I've been written off the show in the stupidest death possible!"MAGGIE: "Emotions are for the weak."
"Don't come crying to me!"
"In the event of a sliding emergency, my chest can be used as a floatation device."DIANA: "I unleashed an evil weenie on the universe, but I'm really a good person."
"I'm tracking a wormhole?"
"When's pay day?"
and others...BENNISH: "Rock and roll, dude!"
"I need a 'smoke', dude"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Whoa, dude!"RICKMAN: "...talking 'bout my generation."
"Mmmm... that's good brain."
"Gee, this is nothing at all like The Island of Dr. Moreau."GEIGER: "Fear my nerdly wrath!"
"No, I'm not just a loosely threaded together continuity device. I really am evil!"
"Hmm... collapsing universes together? It's easy and fun for the whole family!"PAVEL KURLIENKO: "Where to, my friend?"
"Driving my cab is my destiny"
"Isn't my accent entertaining?"EVIL (SMARTER) QUINN: "I am the sun, the moon, and the Earth"
"Drink the blood of this goat."
"Do I get paid twice for this episode?"ANY REMBRANDT DOUBLE: "No, I am NOT a split-screen effect. I'm Cleavant's brother."
"Separate paychecks please."
"I got this job through talent, not nepotism, you fool."
More
Phrases
Date: 10/31/2002
From: BuckeyeSlider
Quinn - "My name isn't Jim....it's Quinn." "COLIN! COLIN!" "MEL! NO!" Wade - "That is so cool! Where do I sign up?" "So you were aiming." Rembrandt - "Something was hit. Let's just hope it was short with an english accent." Arturo - "Sir, Sir, I need to kiss your baby." "And as for you, I have just one word.....Hamburger!!!" Maggie - "Is that sliderese for what's your sign?" Colin - "I'll get you! Come back here!" "Sliding makes me sleepy."
I'll
just add one.
Date: 10/31/2002
From: SouthernSlider
If only I could subtract BT!What Wade said on more than one occasion:
"Guys, I've got a bad feeling about this."
and
"Whoa, the bat cave!"
SS
Even
More Lines
Date: 11/01/2002
From: BuckeyeSlider
Quinn - "Good. Pick up the phone and tell him to get lost." "Don't be so noble, Wade. There's nothing you can do for me here. Go before it's too late. GO!" "No, Logan, now you'll have to trust me." Wade - "How dare you?" "Wade Wells, Room 12 at the Motel 12." "NOOOOOOOO!!!" Arturo - "That is not cheese! Brie is cheese! Camembert is cheese!"
Rembrandt - "Wait a minute! What about my car?"
Some
good ones by everyone!
Date: 11/02/2002
From: Grizzlor
I'll list what my favorites would be for a "toy."Quinn:
"HEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" In Jerry's shreek-voice.
"WAAAAADDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"Rembrant!!!"
"Professor!!!!"
Why was he always yelling??Wade:
Any of her wise cracks are fine.Arturo:
The pavarotti thing.
"Oh shut up Woman"
"Why that's the Domino effect."
"Good Heavens."
"Blistering Idiot"
"MR. Mallory!!!!"
"Mr. Brown"
"Ms. Welles"Rembrant:
"I am never watching this show again!"
"Maurice Fish"
"Where's Quinn?"
"Where's Wade?"
"Where's Mallory?"
"Where's Maggie?"
"Where's the Professor?"Maggie:
Fake SobbingColin:
"Brother!"Mallory:
Did he say anything?Diana:
Who cares
I
just thought of some more phrases
Date: 11/05/2002
From: BuckeyeSlider
Quinn - "I have a brother!" "Pleasant Dreams." "We're from Canada." Wade - "The only thing making me edgy....is you." "He's got the scent!" "Derek just called. He wants an answer." "All I see are a bunch of hearts that don't match." Arturo - "Exasperating Ninny!" "Mr. Bennish, if we live through this, I will find the gene that makes you so annoying and destroy it." Rembrandt - "Eye eating freaks!" "Farm Boy always did like shiny things." Maggie - "Somehow, this is Quinn's fault." "Camptown ladies, sing this song. Doo Dah! Doo Dah!" "We've got the wrong Colin!"
Hey
SouthernSlider
Date: 11/05/2002
From: BuckeyeSlider
Here's one you missed. Wade - "I'll always be with you, Remmy."
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Nominated by Slider_Quinn21
