Show & Tell -------------> Double Cross!

Date: 10/04/2000
From: Blinker

Thanks for the ROTG ROTFLs, all. Here's what you'll be leaving the studio with:

• KllyWlls wins a vowel. Hey, that's a $250 savings!
• ThomasMalthus wins a contract to write a fanfic based on his theory!
• Vigeant wins a duck skull! A MAAAAAGICAL duck skull!
• FogBoy wins a 'Get Out Of Good Thing Free' card, redeemable at any point during the third season!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins a comb... and a watch fob, in the unlikely event he's just shaved all his hair! What's that? You sold your watch, too? Wellllll, dammit.
• sliderules wins half the ass of any Sliders cast member!
• Silly_Sillerson wins nothing... and everything. Your choice which one you get first! 7:-P
• EustiSlider wins a three-dimensional hopscotch board!

-- SHOW AND TELL: DOUBLE CROSS --

BLINKER: Ahhh, "Double Cross." Savour it, folks; it's one of the last gasps of brilliance this woebegone series has left in it. The others are, of course, "The Guardian," "Dead Man Sliding," "The Return of Maggie Beckett," and "Data World."

SYNTHIA [edging away]: I have never met this man before in my life.

BLINKER [mimicking JorgeCis]: "Heh heh." So now, what'd you bring in?

SYNTHIA: Wow, what a selection! Choosing an artifact from this episode is like having to choose only ONE "Jem and the Holograms" tape to be marooned on a desert island with.

DARKSLIDER: HEY! The 'Jem' gags are MINE, Cletus. Back off, or prepare to receive my .22 calibre shotgun of LOVIN' up the "Empty Nest" you've been saving for Richard Mulligan. Let's see you show Foghorn's "Leghorn" a good time THEN, eh??

SYNTHIA: Mmmmmmm-hm. Well, I brought the ordinary 1.44" floppy disk that Wade was able to copy a good minute of flawless fullscreen video onto in a matter of seconds.

DARKSLIDER: Speaking of 1.44 inches, *I* brought in Timer54321's --

BLINKER: Eem. Er, well and good, Dark, well and good. Moving right along, I've got one of the laundry bags Tf explained in the DC script outtakes. Hey, isn't it odd how that disk scene recalls Wade's disk in 'Time Again and World' and foreshadows a very similar scene in 'The Fire Within'?

SYNTHIA [brow furrowed]: And isn't it even *more* interesting that on Oil Refinery world, flickering, black-and-white TV sets out of the 40s coexisted with sleek black twenty-first century PCs and --

THIRD SEASON PRODUCER DAVID PECKINPAH: That's all the time we have for today, kids. Until tomorrow... be good to yourselves, each other, and most importantly, to Kari.

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What did YOU bring???

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

"This has been hard on me too, you know. :'-( Every single hotel's had a different brand of shampoo..."

I bringed...

Date: 10/04/2000
From: ThomasMalthus

...a bad, completely inaccurate West Virginia accent. And the fake Wade. Decide which is worse.

TM: Dubble Crawss is wun of the baist Sly-ders aipisodes aiver. Lowgann Saynt Clayr is also an awl-tyme grate villinn, riiite up thair with the Sayson Thray Kromayggs.

Wade: I could really go for a steak. And if I can't remember every single detail of the things we've done in the last three years, like who invented sliding and what my parents names are, you shouldn't think I'm a double or anything. Hey, shut up, you stupid old British guy before I bash you over the head with my wooden leg!

ThomasMalthus

I've got something....

Date: 10/04/2000
From: EustiSlider

I brought one of the pamphlets that the San Angeles Transit System employees were handing out to everyone on the street. I just found it odd that on a world where resources were so scarce that the San Angeles News is printed on a single sheet of paper, they also just go about handing out paper schedules to anyone that wanders by.

--Eusti

I brung...

Date: 10/04/2000
From: HurriKain

I brought the small CD that had Logan's confession on it... wait a minute, there's more than one file here. <clicks on another file>

<various moaning is heard>

Lagan: Give it to me big daddy!

Uh... (turns off program), looks like they didn't call this a incrimidating disk for nothing. :-)

HK
So I borrow a past idea. I'm bored and its MID-SEMESTER BREAK! WOO HOO!

Sliders and Sylvester Stallone.....

Date: 10/04/2000
From: Silly_Sillerson

....Forever intertwined! No doubt the brilliant and talented Mr. Peckinpah viewed an old copy of "Demolition Man" over a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles in his parent's basement one night, and said,

"Hey, look!! They re-named Los Angeles 'San Angeles'!! That is so clever, I can only hope to aspire to that kind of writing brilliance! Ah, who the hell am I kidding, I can't, so I'm just gonna steal the name! Hell, I stole the plots from almost every blockbuster movie that's ever been made, so who's gonna notice this?"

And so he did. And in honor of this example of Peckinpah's complete lack of inventive originality, I will be presenting something from the movie "Demolition Man" instead. So here you are...The life-size recreation of Sylvester Stallone's naked body used in all the cryo-freezing scenes. Do what you will with it, just don't tell us about it...please.

Good day, sirs, I have to go pull down my bosses pants and plant my lips firmly on his ass now...

Bigg-Silly

Hmmm... lookie here...

Date: 10/04/2000
From: dellyone

On display for a short time only. Quinn's heart. Yep, ripped it from the boy's chest. It's not like he's going to need for any longer considering what happens later this season and into S4.

dellyone

Show N Tell

Date: 10/04/2000
From: Vigeant

I brought a whole tape of stock footage of futuristic trains and stuff.

And if that isn't enough I brought S's 'Dorky-Vision' fanfic MSTed. (MVTed)

Http://insane.50megs.com

and since those are pretty dumb I brought a whole bunch of perpetual motion machines to confuse Blinker.

Vigeant
Http://insane.50megs.com

"Brain Guy, bring Mike down!"
"Okay.. Mike, you are stupid and dumb and no one likes you."

Two things...

Date: 10/04/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

I brought two things...two PEOPLE, actually...

1.The inventor of the clothes that Logan wears at the end(not sure if this is a good guy or not)

and...

2.The inventor of the "overweight surcharge"...

Helping our world in so many ways!!!!!

Quinn

My item up for bid on E-Bay....

Date: 10/04/2000
From: sliderules

I brought Arturo's double's metal for scientific achievement. Why? Cuz I think it looks perty! Plus, it's the one thing that Arturo didn't get that he wanted on EP.

sliderules
"The life of a Sliders computer junky: Logan, Logoff, Logan, Logoff, Logan, Logoff, Logan,....."

What I bring is 9 inches long! >:-D

Date: 10/05/2000
From: SL4ever

It is a "tall glass of Jamaican even though no matter what parallel world you're in and no matter if a bunch of Jamaican minded people settled in upper California they still wouldn't be decked out and acting like they were in the mid Caribbean but maybe I'm being too nitpicky drink!"

In other words, a 9 inch tall drink! :-D

Peckinballs: "Speaking of great ideas, when is Executive doing another fan ficcie???"

Good stuff.

Date: 10/05/2000
From: FogBoy

I brought in a SlideCycle. Let's face it, the gang is always running away, hoofing it from someone who probably has vehicular transport. It's time we evened the odds. The SlideCycle travels from world to world and never loses it's transdimensional gas. It's the motorcycle of the future.

Easy Slider my ass, this is how it's done.

Lookee what 8 brought!

Date: 10/05/2000
From: Slider8_

SLIDER8: I brought a plastic bag filled with glass shards from the beaker that Mrs. Arturo dropped. Just think how fun it would be to cut 4th Season JOC with one of these!

-Slider8
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