Show & Tell ---------------> Eggheads!

Date: 09/08/2000
From: Blinker

Live, from the Satellite of TWIW, it's... FRIDAY NIGHT!!! Ahhhhh, now this is more like it.

Thanks to all who turned out yesterday [http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/22988]. Your freshly riffed rewards:

• Sabre_Edge wins a lithograph of 100 identical Warholesque Cheez Whiz cans!
• FogBoy wins an autographed print of Andres Serrano's fictional "Piss CBS!"
• ThomasMalthus wins a Yousuf Karsh photograph of Pope Jane Pauley I!
• EustiSlider wins Salvador Dali's "Slave Market with the Disappearing Bust of Voltaire"!
• Silly_Sillerson wins an oversized feminine hygiene product! It is TOO art!
• sliderules wins a Turner seascape created by the mucous expelled by my great whooping sneeze at the hilarity of his quote! Though to invoke TM, "Who made you the Bob Barker of the cheese world??????" 7:-D
• Stoker_chick wins a printout of this inspiring image! [http://www.hszk.bme.hu/~s8618var/art/women.gif]
• Vigeant was going to win an "Ally McBeal" dancing baby robot, but we could only find a Jennifer Beals "Flashdance" *Beanie* Baby robot. Still, it certainly beats a Patrick Swayze "Dirty Dancing" robot of ANY persuasion!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins free installation of an ornate set of French doors... on his floor!
• DoctorQuinn wins a lifetime supply of shampoo!
• Finally, sliderlynn wins a remote CONTROL. Remember to share it with your husband, now! 7:-P

The GOLD STAR goes to sliderules. Awesome, awesome quote, man.

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Your mission profile for tonight consists of bringing in an object from or inspired by the episode "Eggheads"...

BLINKER: I showed up with this box of so-called "Weeties," proving that even in a world that reveres intellectual prowess, breakfast cereals have badly spelled and really stupid names.

SYNTHIA: I brought in one of Quinn's ribs that Jimmy Fountain (no relation to Caroline Fontaine) caused severe damage to with his fist.

DORKY: Excusing me, and liking to have the rib, for Shawn Connery, I come to have picked it up in my next story, wearing a robe.

SYNTHIA: [blank stare] You're not gettin' my rib.

DORKY: That's a fib, I had dibs, on the rib, so give it, or I read from my selection of 'Greatest Hits,' wearing a bib.

SYNTHIA: Does the bib sport a picture of JOC's horrifying recent appearance on the KTLA morning news? [http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2446/ktla.html]

DORKY: Checking, it might, and yes it does.

SYNTHIA [very quietly]: I believe I have a rib of yours.

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

Show and Tell® is brought to you by FogBoy's trip to London, England a while back. Hey, the irony is as thick as... I don't need to say it, do I?

Lookee what I brought!

Date: 09/08/2000
From: Slider8_

I brought with me...the contract signed by William B. Davis saying that he would be working one day with Sliders instead of on the set of The X-Files.

Just think it!

Date: 09/08/2000
From: EustiSlider

I've got Quinn's pair of Nikke sneakers. And whew! Do they stink. No wonder Wade lost interest in S2. Who could be attracted to that odor? By S3 the smell of Quinn's feet must have eaten away quite a few brain cells, too.

--Eusti

My inspiration. . .

Date: 09/08/2000
From: Stoker_chick

I was just so gee-golly impressed with Quin's superior knowledge of the original string theory (from one of the questions in the competion, I forget which one, it's also been a while since I've seen the episode), that I decided that (after I finished my twenty page English essay tonight on why Janie Crawford should have given Ethan Frome a severely needed and deserved blow job) I would combine my total of approximately five hundred [wo]man hours and about two thousand pages of research on the subject.

So I present to you: the revised Unified String Theory, specifically concerned with manifesting the accuracy of the previously condemned Einstein "Fudge Factor," the existence of neutrinos and their possession of an immeasurably minute yet significant mass in empty space, and the significance of anti-gravity and anti-mass in the overlapping of dimensions 5-10.

Those are just a few of the simpler highlights. My favorites are the multiple dimensional planar diagrams, which I attempted to illustrate as close to negative infinite/absolute zero as I could. Let me know if you need any specificty of subject areas or help reading my handwriting.

Peace out.

Stochi.

P.S. Thanks for the gif, Blink. hehe. I really needed a laugh, more than words can say. :)

I've got a real find.

Date: 09/09/2000
From: FogBoy

I brought JOC's inflated ego! It's the perfect item for this episode, since you just know that seeing those phony giant posters of himself on video had to inflate it all the more.

Soon it'll just burst.

I brought...

Date: 09/09/2000
From: DoctorQuinn

A sign-up sheet for karate supported by this episode's the line of goons! Start it now, and you too can be screaming "Hiiiiya!" can prepare to chase down anyone who's double might have owed you money.
~*~*~*
Now excuse me while I go wash my hair with my lifetime supply of shampoo. Thanks Blinker!

The good doctor

Show and Tell

Date: 09/09/2000
From: Vigeant

Well inspired by the title of the episode I tried to make something out of eggs so I started with basic scrambled eggs with ham and cheddar cheese but then I saw that you could make brownies with eggs too but I realized I used all my eggs so I mixed the brownie mix with the scrambled eggs. Then I went kinda over board and added corn meal to make corn bread because I really don't like brownies but they all mixed and now I have....

Scrambled Corn Cheddar Ham Brownies.... ummmhmm enjoy?

Vigeant
Http://insane.50megs.com

I brought ...

Date: 09/09/2000
From: Stax_

a couple of Quinn's spare I.Q. points useful for all those gangsters that see no problem with executing a person after being seen by a world-wide audience chasing that person across a Mindgame floor .

I also brought cake .stax

I bring this thing for you parumpapumpum

Date: 09/09/2000
From: ThomasMalthus

I brought the sliding machine from that world! The sliders didn't really look for it that hard, see, because it was in plain view at Quinn's house. All you had to do was pull forward on one of the trophies in his basement to reveal a passageway to...

the QuinnCave(TM)!

This is where he keeps all his sliding stuff and his shrine to Sarah Michelle Gellar. Sometimes you can STILL hear him grumbling to himself, "Can't believe I screwed that up...FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.!!! What's he got that I don't???...guess I'll have to settle for Michelle Trachtenburg..." It's a sad monument, really.

ThomasMalthus

My Show and Tell Item.

Date: 09/09/2000
From: JorgeCis

Today I brought Sliders' very own... ROBERT K. WEISS!! Inventor of Mindgames, this is the only episode besides the pilot he actually had time to do! Take a bow, Mr. Weiss, everything you touch turns to gold.

Jorge

I brought.....

Date: 09/09/2000
From: sliderules

The jersey Quinn wore on the Mindgame court. A constant reminder that proper education can help anyway. Jus lik it hellped mi!

sliderules
"Eggheads are good, but I prefer Sweet Tarts myself"

Me........

Date: 09/09/2000
From: Slider_Quinn21

I brought some money!!!!!

That Rembrandt is a bad gambler!!!!

:-)
Quinn
http://slidersweb.net/otherworlds/214

Thank-You for the Prize

Date: 09/10/2000
From: sliderlynn

sliderlynn and drblood (my husband), want to thank
you very much Blinker,for the remote control.I will
share it with my husband.We really do need another one.
I dropped and broke the one to the living room tv set.
Ha ha ha.

My find…

Date: 09/11/2000
From: JessieMallory

A Latin Dictionary. Now I should be able to spout off wonderful phrases just like Quinn. WooHoo!!

Omnia mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis

Jess
jessiemallory@yahoo.com

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