Chaser9's Crazy Wedding Board Post Party

Date: 02/29/2000
From: Chaser9

The MAYBE Machine proudly presents . . . .

An Earth 345 production . . . .

Chaser9's Wedding!
An interactive fanfic event!

It was a beautiful spring day. As the denizens of the bboard made their way into a small church nestled in the backwoods of Arkansas.

They had made their way from across the world to witness the happiest moment of a friend's life. Who would have believed that it would take an event such as this to assemble the most eclectic group of people on the planet.

Today would be the day that one of their own would take the plunge. He was known to them as Chaser9, but he had another name. A name some know, a name others don't. So for the sake of obscurity, we will refer to him as Chase, Chase Nyne.

As the denizens of the board entered the church, a young woman greeted them.

"Hello, My name is Anna. Would you like to sign the book? Let me guess, you're from the board, right? I knew Chase said some of you were coming, but I never thought so many of you would."

Anna flashed a smile and handed the pen to one of the board members.

"The ushers will show you to your seats. Andrew, Dylan, would you please take care of these nice people. Oh, and if any of you have gifts, just lay them right over here. Enjoy the service."


<End MAYBE Machine Transmission>

Okay folks, this is how it works. This is a work in progress, but I'd like all of you to contribute, if you want. Remember this takes place on E345 (See my post from few days ago). So a few things are different. But what I'd like for you to do is just write a small segment, dialogue about the wedding between board members. I'll do the wedding segment tomorrow and then we can move into the reception! WOO HOO!

Thanks for the participation folks!
BTW, Hunter, if you decide to post to this one big favor . . .remember on E345 you're still Jeicho_Y2J . .thanks!


One more thing, if you want to bring in groups of sliders or slider's cast members that's fine, The more the Merrier! Also for reference, the future Mrs. Chase Nyne will be referred to as Daphne Thompson.

--Chaser9

The guests arrive.

Date: 03/01/2000
From: sleepingtiger

Two women walked towards Anna. They were holding an animated conversation as they carried their present carefully into the church.

Settling the gift atop the now sagging table the two women turned to a quite appaled Anna. "What is in that thing? It's making noise!"

"Oh don't worry about it Hon," the tall blond checked her lipstick quickly while absently trying to sooth and agitated Anna. "It's not gonna hurt anybody. Sheesh."

"What do you mean it's not gonna hurt anybody?" Anna was begining to wonder which one she was. "Uhm. You aren't Twainy are you?"

"I sure am Hon. Now are we going to be seated or shall we sign the guest book?"

Trying not to cringe Anna led Twainy to the guest book. "If she's Twainy, that would make you sleepingtiger right?"

"Yes it would." Sleeper as she was better known smiled encouragingly at Anna. "You have no idea how excited we are to be here for this."

Heah I come!

Date: 03/01/2000
From: SouthernSlider

Right behind the tall blonde <Twainy> and Sleeper, comes a very petite blonde, fan waving wildly. She held out her hand to the lady standing next to the table.

"How do you do? My name is..."

"Oh, you don't have to tell me. You must be SouthernSlider."

"Howevah did you guess?"

"Well, for starters...the fan gave you away. Chaser said you would have one. And if that wasn't enough, the minute you opened your mouth, it was very evident."

"Well, land sakes alive! I do declare, I can nevah go anywheuh without giving myself away. Now wheuh do I sign, honey?"

She waved her fan more vigorously as she signed the guest book.

"I had no ideah that it would be so wauhm heah in Ahkansas!"

"Well, one of these gentlemen will escort you inside where the air conditioning is on, full force."

"Wonduhful. Thank you so much, honey. You ah a sweethaht"

SS entered and asked that she be seated next to some of her BBoard buddies. She then removed a lace hanky from her purse in anticpation of the tears that were to come. She ALWAYS cries at weddings.

Enter The Guy From Brooklyn

Date: 03/01/2000
From: sliderules

Behind Southern Slider was a man with black hair, around 16 years old, and 5'10". Anna had no clue who this was.

"Excuse me sir, but are you here for the wedding?"

"Yeah, I am. I'm new. I'm sliderules."

"Oh, you're the one who's addicted to sliders, right?"

"Yup, that's me. I'm also from Brooklyn."

"I can tell from your accent. Well......."

"Yeah, you don't know me, and Chaser doesn't know me too well, so if you don't want to chit chat, I understand."

"It's not that, I'm just afraid of people from Brooklyn."

"Hey! That's an insult!"

"Sorry"

"Yeah, well that's it. Conversation over!"

sliderules sits down angrily as the next guest arrives

Maggie stumbles in...

Date: 03/01/2000
From: CaptMaggie

Chaser? Whose Chaser? *grin*

Maggie heads over to Slider_Sarah and whispers "When did Chase announce he was gettin' hitched?"

Sarah shrugged. "Like, five minutes ago?"

Maggie glanced around at the guests coming in. "Let's go sign the guestbook!" She said.

She ran over to where the guestbook was and scribbled her name in it, added with "Congrads, Chase!" and scribbled at the bottem, "Save this for when I'm famous." She felt someone behind her and turned to where Anna was standing. Anna had a little frown on her face and cleared her throat.

"Heh heh, sorry..." Maggie quickly made her way over to a group of boardies, and waved at a few she knew. The headed over to the Gift Table and took out a GIGANTIC box from her coat pocket and set it on the table.

In next..

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Yeontoo

Yeontoo and Echos arrive at the church house, climbing out of a black limo from the USA board.

Yeontoo looks at Echos, "Dear, a tiedye dress at a wedding might be a bit much"

Echos looked down, "You liked it better than the black leather one. ...! Ooooh, I can't believe Chase is actually tying the knot!"

"Yeah, after all this time too. I know Daphne is so pleased," Y was excited too.

The grunting behind them drew their attention. Sabre-Edge was balancing an armload of presents. "Don't mind me. Take your time". Under his breath he grumbled just a little, "...these are getting heavy..."

Anna handed a giggling Yeontoo the pen first, "Welcome. I'm Anna. Please sign here" She indicated the next line. "The USA board?"

"We're actually from both, but we came en masse from USA" Echos said while Yeontoo signed all three names in.

Andrew appeared, "Andrew at your service. Bride or Groom"

"Groom" Sabre-Edge grunted with effort.

"Oh, dear, ...sorry. Please put those packages over on that table," Anna said with a serene face.

"The rest of our party is still getting out of the limo" Yeontoo looked over her shoulder to see if they were up to the door. Echos looked too, then shook her head.

Andrew assisted Sabre-Edge in the present deposit. "What is in those? Bricks?" SE asked incredulously, smiling.

"Of course not" Echos answered with a smirk. "Chase is a friend."

They were seated behind a cute black-haired teen (who sounded like he was from Brooklyn). He was still muttering under his breath.

Placing her hand on his shoulder, Yeontoo leaned up, "Nice to meet you, ...Sliderules, right?" He grunted.

"Captmaggie, SliderSarah, glad to see you!" Echos exclaimed.

"Sarah, introduce me to sleepingtiger and Southern Slider" Yeontoo prodded.

As Sarah was introducing everyone to everyone, CaptMaggie asked Sabre-Edge why was he still looking back at the door.

"Cause the other guys have to wear suits too, and they are still hanging out in the limo." SE tugged at his tight tie.

"Who's still out there?" Sara turned to SE to ask.

"Well, HunterD, Brand S, Vigeant, Fantess, dellyone, and ..um, WldKlly I believe." Sabre-Edge smirked. "I've already brought in over half of the presents too."

Southern Slider giggled behind her fan, "Well, my dear, give them a few more minutes to collect themselves."

"Then we'll go drag them in," Yeontoo grinned.

"Have you seen the wedding dress?" Sleepingtiger asked, in a whispery voice.

"I heard Chase looks so handsome in his tux" SlidingSarah commented.

"The flowers are so beautifully done, this church is fabulous!" Yeontoo said looking around.

"Wonder who is gonna sing what?" Captmaggie interjected, craning to see if she saw a singer.

"The bridesmaid dresses are gorgeous too" SouthernSlider nodded.

"That is a LOT of presents" Echos giggled.

As all the ladies were talking at once, SE leaned up to slderules, and asked if he liked Sliders.

Happy Wedding!

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Echos

Echos motioned to Yeontoo. "Let's go over there." Hercules breathlessly walked in. He was in a a pair of black slacks and a white button up shirt. "Sorry I'm late. Can I come?"
Anna handed him the pen, "Of course, if you sign here." Herc quickly signed and went looking for Echos.
"About time you got here," said Echos. She was getting Yeontoo and herself programs. "Where's Quinn?" Herc smiled but didn't say anything. "What do you think? Tyedye or silver?" Herc watched as Echos' dress changed colors.
"Silver."

Echos sat next to Yeontoo. "I really want to meet the bride, I hear she is really sweet."
"I know. I can't wait to see her dress!" responded Y.
"I'm so happy for Chaser9," threw in Maggie.
"I know! He is so lucky," said Slider Sarah.

Happy Wedding!

Y2J enters the Party

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Jericho_Y2J

Suddenly the entire area goes black as a giant counter appears out of nowhere
5
4
3
2
1
BOOM!!!!!
Y2J stands at the entrance to the wedding.
Y2J/Welcome to Wedding is,well normally i'd say Jericho but insted today....Wedding is Chaser!!!!
(Cheers)
Y2J steps down from the entrance and shakes Chasers hand
Y2J/So, when can we expect the next batch of Slidefic writers.

Chase looks something close to embareassed and murmers something.

Daphne walks up and Y2J...due to the southern gentleman in him, kisses her hand.
"Well the Y2J hopes you are both happy together for all of the Y2K and beyond."

SE's contribution...

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

Sabre jumps as Jericho's music hits. "Man I hate when he does that," SE mutters to Yeontoo. Echos just giggles, "Thats because he made an entrance and you didn't."
"Yeah well, there's that too", he admits.

SE seats restlessly in his seat, looking around at all the people, recognizing most of them. The chapel quiets some as he strains his neck to look around. All the sudden his cell phone, and pager go off very loudly! He jumps, along with others as the bleeping breaks the silence.

"I told you to leave them in the limo!", Yeontoo chastises him loudly. "I know, but I'm waiting for an important call from Universal, I need to take this!" SE whispers back. He flicks open the phone...

"yeah...huh...not now...I gotta go...yes, I do!" He flicks the phone closed.

"Was it them?" Echos asks.

"No, it was my mom. She's a wedding freak, wanted to know what the flowers and dresses looked like. Sheesh!"

SE slumps into his chair, waiting for the ceremony to begin.

And yet another arrives...

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Mychand

The room is silent as yet ANOTHER blonde enters the room. It wasn't just the blonde....but her date that made everyone stop and stare.

As Mychand's date stepped away for a moment to sign the guest book Sarah pulled Mychand aside.

"Is that really who I think it is?" asked Sarah.

"Yep," replied Mychand. "Who else would I come to Chase's wedding with?"

Sarah asked Mychand if she could ask her date for a dance at the reception.

"Of course you can," replied Mychand. "If I can have a dance with your date too. I he here?"

"Good question,"replied Sarah. "I'd better go and find him. I'm surprised you didn't bring Chandler."

"Oh, I did," Mychand responded. "He's out front in the limo. I gave him a few toys to play with while he waits."

Mychand's date finds her and the two go and mingle with the others while waiting for the wedding to begin.

Mychand
www.geocities.com/Mychand66/

Who hoo, I'm finally got here.

Date: 03/01/2000
From: dellyone

Dellyone pushes the straggling guys out of the limo. She wanted to get into the church before a certain someone found her and brought her back to the USA board.

*Gotta get into the church before Duncan finds me. I'm gonna have some fun before I'm doing any kitchen and maid duty.*

She went inside and saw Anna. "Welcome. I'm Anna. You must be from the USA board." Anna handed her the beautiful calligraphy pen and Dellyone looked at the marvelous flower design on it.

Dellyone answered, "I'm from both just like Yeontoo, Echos and Sabre_Edge. People on the USA board know me better as Missing Slider Ryan." She signed both her names on the next line.

A curious Anna asked, "So you're a fan of Ryan Simms."

Dellyone smiled and answered. "Yes, I am. I just wished that they had gone ahead and did those three or four episodes with him. Oh well. By the way, if a man named Duncan comes looking for me. Tell him that I'm not here."

Anna wrote her request on a piece of paper. "Duncan who?" asked Anna.

Dellyone was getting nervous and looked around, "Um ...MacLeod."

Anna was surprised when she heard his name. "Like from Highlander."

"Yeah. He looks just like him. Please just tell him that I'm not here okay," Dellyone pleaded.

"Okay then. I won't tell him," replied Anna as she opened the guest book to the middle.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome. Andrew please escort Dellyone inside."

A young man moved toward her and escorted her inside. She sat next to Echos and Yeontoo.

"Hello ladies," greeted Dellyone. She knew CaptMaggie and Slider Sarah and was grateful to finally meet the fanfic writers.

"Southern Slider and sleepingtiger, I'm glad to finally meet the fanfic writers from the JOC board," said Dellyone.

"Nice to meet you also," replied Southern Slider as she put down her fan.

"Yes, thank you for your kind comments about our fanfics," sleepingtiger chipped in.

"So what do you ladies think about Chaser stepping down? I think that it's too bad that he had to do it. I really liked "Resolutions" especially the plot twists with Maggie and Quinn. It takes a lot of hard work and effort to pull something like that. Too bad people critized "Burnout" before it even came out. I'm waiting to see how the next episodes play out the storyline."

The ladies shared their opinions while waiting for the wedding to start.

KllyWlls/WldKlly steps out...

Date: 03/01/2000
From: KllyWlls

...of the USA BBoard Limo and walks up to the guestbook table. Anna gave her a weird look.

"What?" Klly asked, "Isn't this where I sign the guest book?"

"Umm...yea...but..what on earth are you wearing?!?"

"OH!" Klly looked down at herself, she was wearing a pink jacket and a 50's style dress with a tad too much make-up on. She primped her short pink curls. "See, I was at the party when I heard about the wedding..I didn't have time to change."

"You were dressed like that at the party?"

"Well..no.. see..I am in a production of 'Grease' right now and I didn't have time to change for the party. I haven't had time for really very much right now."

"Oh I see," Anna said, "Well, I guess that's OK then. Umm..you can set your present down right there and.."

"Yes?"

"Well it has occured to me that your present won't fit.."

"Well..ok.. I'll lean it against the table then.."

Klly leaned the skinny 10 foot box against the table. She was ushered off to sit next to Yeontoo.

Stepping out

Date: 03/01/2000
From: fantess

Taking Ashdownes arm and holding a wrapped bottle Fantess enters the chapel. Anna smiles at the two and says "champagne how sweat, please sign here." "Champagne, NO WAY nothing but the best from us." Fantess responds.

After placing the all natural delicacy on the gift table the usher escorts them to the USA group.

"Was that what I think it was?" Echos states more than asks.

Grinning from ear to ear Ashdowne answers "It sure was, she insisted."

"Can you think of a better gift than Monkey Juice?" Fantess asks.

More From The Guy From Brooklyn

Date: 03/01/2000
From: sliderules

sliderules tapped his hand wildly waiting for the wedding to start. To pass the time, he went out of his seat to sign the guest book. He simply wrote, "Good luck with this thing Chase. Treat your wife right or I'll have to come after ya." He then added his trademark ":P" and went to sit down. To pass even more time, he turned around and started talking with SE.

SR: Man, I hate it when weddings don't know when to start man.

SE: Tell me about it! We've been sitting here for what feels like a day and it still hasn't started.

SR: Hey, at least it was enough time to complete my first fanfic.

SE: Oh yeah? What's it called, "Sliders In Da Hood?"

SR: Very funny smartass. It's "New Beginnings", my version of a S6 premiere. It'll be up on my new web page soon.

SE: Oh, cool.

SR: Yep

SE: Mmmm hmm. Nice weather we're having, huh?

SR: Oh yeah, it's ncice and cool.

SE: Yup

SR:...Ran out of things to say?

SE: Yup

SR: Thought so.

SE: Yup

It continued to gon like this for the next , oh, say fifteen minutes.


P.S.: Fogboy, I'm attaching my e-mail address to this, e-mail me so I can ask you a question. Thanks

A word from the author

Date: 03/01/2000
From: Chaser9

Just to let everyone know, due to teh fact my ISP is shutting down for repairs any second now, I won't be able to post the Wedding installment until tomorrow evening. Please continue to mingle . . .

Thanks
--Chaser9

So, we continue to mingle....

Date: 03/02/2000
From: Yeontoo

"This is taking a long time," Y2J said aloud to noone in particular, fidgeting.

"It is," Sliderule answered anyway. "...So, this is Arkansas"

Y2J peered out the corner of his eye, "It is."

CaptMaggie and Dellyone each rolled their eyes at that meaningful conversation, and giggled under their breaths. Sliderule and Y2J glared at them.

"Oh, lighten up. It's a WEDDING!" Dellyone said joyfully. KllyWlls repeated that as she sat down with them.

"That is some, uh, outfit," Fantess grinned at KllyWlls, and listened patiently at her explaination as she took her seat beside them.

"Where are all the other guys?" Ashdowne asked politely.

"They havent' arrived from Chase's bachelor party. Didn't you guys go?" Mychand asked, surprised as they shook their heads no.

A noise emitted from Sabre-Edge. "Yeontoo, remember those cracker packages in the limo? Beside the canters of Monkey Brain Juice and Pink Lemonade?"

As Yeontoo nodded, "What was that noise?"

"I'm hungry!" Sabre-Edge blushed, "Do you sneak any crackers in your purse?"

Yeontoo took one package out and gave it to SE, sitting beside her. "Here".

As the package rattled, Sliderules whipped around, "Hey! Share!"

"No Way! Its my only one!" SE said protectively of his crackers.

Sleepingtiger and Echos giggled. Echos poked Yeontoo in her other side, "You took the whole tray! <tee hee> Give them more than 2 crackers!"

As SE and SR's face fell open, Yeontoo pulled out handfuls of cracker packages. Between SE, SR, Y2J, and Ashdowne, they divided the pkgs amongst themselves.

Shaking her head, Yeontoo leaned up, "SleepingTiger, would you introduce me to Mychand? I've not met her yet.."

"Of course, and please, call me Sleeper" Sleeper performed the introductions of everyone to everyone, flawlessly, not forgetting a single name.

"I'm Impressed" Echos sat wide-eyed.

"Me too!" Yeontoo echoed.

Chaser ran across the church wringing his hands, disappearing into one of the doors in the back of the chapel. He slammed the door behind him with such force that one of the flower urns rocked on its foundation.

"What do you suppose is wrong?" Mychand excitedly hopped up, with Sleeper hopping beside her.

"I don't Know!" Sleeper exclaimed as they rushed to the door Chase had disappeared into, .

Ashdowne turned to Sabre-Edge, "You did know that Brand S brought a fully automatic paintball gun?" As SE shook his head, he went on, "Did you notice Brand S didn't come inside?"

"You think he did something to the minister? Trying to stop the wedding?" SE said incredulously, looking around.

"Surely not... Chase would kill him..." SouthernSlider interjected into their conversation. "As it is, whatever is holding up the wedding, Daphne will be almost unconsolable"

The gentlemen wisely decided not to voice those opinions outloud again, but caught Y2J's eye, nodding.

Mychand and Sleeper returned, "Chase won't open the door. Hmpf!" they said at the same time.

Worried, but trying to hide it, Mychand looked at Fantess, "Dear, what is Monkey Brain Juice?"

Several wedding guests looked around, trying not to giggle as Fantess answered, "Why, It's the juice squeezed off the bra.."

"Its a Fruit Juice mix!" Dellyone interjected swiftly, remembering this was a joyful occasion, not to be marred by such graphic descriptions.

Mychand looked around, clearly not believing them, but deciding to let it go. "Okay"

Echos changed the subject, "Uh, Sleeper? What IS your present?"

Sleeper laughed, "Wait and see".

Yeontoo reached over to check SE's hanky. Tapping it, she turned to Sliderules who was mummbling something about an elephant.

"What was that dear?" Yeontoo asked Sliderules. Sabre-Edge checked his hankey, straightening it back out.

"Feels like an elephant on my chest" Sliderules repeated.

"This is nothing. Wait for another couple of months, and that elephant's momma will be sitting there." Y2J exclaimed.

"What?" Sliderules asked.

"He means the humidity gets higher. Y? Why did you check my hanky?" Sabre-Edge looked perplexed.

"I forgot mine, and I'll need yours" Yeontoo smiled sweetly as SE rolled his eyes.

"We really should go check on Daphne" Mychand said, biting her lip.

"The minister is probably just running a little late, nothing major." Sleeper said as she cast her eyes up front to Chase's exit.

"Hey, you ladies know how they met? Or how Chase proposed?" Yeontoo asked, fishing. The other ladies leaned in closer to get the gossip.

"They better hurry up." Sabre-Edge said to Y2J.

"Yeah, the ladies will get only louder" Y2J replied, smirking along with SE.

"Louder?" Sliderules groaned.


Slips in through the people

Date: 03/02/2000
From: JessieMallory

waiting to be seated.

Looking around for other posters I might know, and spots Yeontoo, SE and others. I quickly make my way to an empty seat nearby.

"So did I miss anything? Where are QBall, Blinker, Tf, Informant, and Chaser? Don't tell me they haven't got here yet? That must have been some party they had last night?"

Mingling and more mingling

Date: 03/02/2000
From: dellyone

Dellyone ran by Anna almost knocking her down. "Sorry. Anna," she said as she ran by.

*What's her rush?* thought Anna as she saw Dellyone embrace a man. *Must be Duncan. She's right he looks just like him.*

After ten minutes, Dellyone and Duncan, arm in arm, entered the church. Anna was still at her station, manning the guestbook.

Both of them walked up to her. Dellyone introduced them. "Anna, this is Duncan. Duncan, this is Anna"

Duncan took Anna's right hand and kissed it lightly. "Pleased to meet you, Anna."

Anna smiled since no one had shown her this courtesy before. She turned to Dellyone, "He's yours right?"

Dellyone showed Anna her wedding ring. Anna smiled back at them "Duncan, do you have a brother?" Anna asked.

Dellyone and Duncan laughed. "Sorry no. If I find a double of myself, I'll tell him you're looking for him." All three laughed. After talking for a few more minutes, they went inside.

Sabre_Edge, Sliderules, Y2J and Ashdowne went to the back of the church to eat and to get away front the ladies. Dellyone and Duncan went by them to meet the ladies.

"Do you guys smell pizza?" asked SE as he looked at the guys.

"Yeah," replied all the rest of them.

"Man, that's not fair. All we got was crackers and those two got pizza. Let's go check outside if there's anymore," a hungry SE proposed. All of them nodded and went off to search for something to eat.

Meanwhile…
Duncan was introduced to SouthernSlider, Sleepingtiger, and Mychand. He greeted them the same way as Anna. After a few minutes of polite conversation, Duncan went off to talk to the guys leaving Dellyone to talk to the ladies.

When Duncan was out of earshot, the ladies began to question Dellyone about Duncan.

"Tell us where you met him."
"Yeah, where and does he have a brother?"
"Give us the dirt, girl."

Voices overlapped as she tried to answer the questions. Yeontoo, Echos, CaptMaggie, KllyWlls, and Fantess giggled as they attempted to help her answer the questions.

Outside the church…
Duncan found the guys outside running around searching for food. They hungry guys surrounded him.

"Hey, Buddy, where's the food?" asked Sabre_Edge.

Duncan smiled. "Gone. Alex only gave us one pizza."

Ashdowne was still hungry. "There's never a Q around when you need them."

"Sliderules, this is Duncan. Duncan, this is Sliderules," said Y2J as he searched Duncan's pockets to make sure he wasn't holding out on them. They were empty.

"Glad to meet you," both said as they exchanged handshakes.

"So when's the wedding gonna start?" asked Duncan as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Dunno, but I think we need to get back before they start," replied Ashdowne.

The guys calmly made their way to the church to prevent any more sweat from forming on their faces.

Sabre_Edge whispered to Duncan, "So you finally came. Dellyone's been anxiously waiting for you."

He whispered back, "Yeah, I know. She forgot something so I brought it." They smiled at each other as they entered the church.

Late again...

Date: 03/02/2000
From: Doctor_Quinn

Running into the chruch is a frenzied good doctor, chased by
the ghettoprincess. The Princess stops temporarily to scribble
something down in the guestbook and then proceeds to pursue her friend.

Doctor_Quinn cathces her breath and looks desperately for a place to
hide. Finding she was in a church, surrounded by bboarders, she
stops and stares. "What the-?"

The royal wretch comes up behind da doc with a broom. She noticies
the good doctor in a daze and lowers her weapon.

CaptMaggie excuses herself to go talk to Doctor_Quinn. "Hey doc!
Glad you could make it! And you brought..her too." She quinkly fakes
a smile. "I think it be best if we put the broom away now. That's good."

Princess clutches her broom defensively. "Or not." corrects CaptMaggie.
"Anyway, this should be a nice wedding."

"Wedding? What? Who?" asks the doc, bewildered.

"Chase's! Didn't you know?!"

Da doc turns several shades of red. "Uh-oh. No, I had no idea.
I didn't get him a present, or anything. I better go buy one!"

"Good luck, the door's locked." Maggie informed her, beofre she attempted to leave.

:Great." mumbles Doctor_Quinn. "You knew about this! Didn't you?"
She accuses ghettoprincess.

Princess smiles mischieviously. "Of course I did. And the door's locked. That means
you're going to be killed, burned and chopped up into little pieces."

With that, she continues her hunt, with da doc screaming.

Another installment...

Date: 03/02/2000
From: Sabre_Edge

SE makes his way back in to the chapel with the rest of the guys. He smiles friendly at Anna as he passes, hoping she is enjoying the book keeping job. He sits back down in his seat next to Yeontoo and Echos, trying to catch up on the ladies' chatting.

He tugs a little at his collar, "Man the south is humid...We don't have moisture like this in San Diego." "Hun, this is only winter time too, wait till Summer," Y giggles back.

SE sees Duncan and MSR(dellyone) settle into the seats in front of them. He leans forward, "you ok now MSR?" She smiles, gratefully Duncan came and her problem was taken care of.

An interesting outfit catches is eye. He turns to see a young lady in a 50's outfit, not surprised to find it worn by WldKlly. He calls over to her, "hey what did you bring as a gift? I have no idea what that 10 foot long skinny thing is." Klly looks at him and giggles, "You will just have to wait till the unwrapping."

Ashdowne and Y2J turn to him and say, "Is there going to be a reception aftwards? I hope they have a buffet."
SE laughs, "I hope so, crackers don't keep me very long. Oh! And a warning guys, there are no friends when it comes to catching the garter belt!" SE laughs a little to loud, bringing alot of attention to him. His face turns red and he slouches down in his seat. "oops..." he breathes out quietly.

More from the Y2J

Date: 03/02/2000
From: Jericho_Y2J

Y2J hops up to one of the stands and says into the mic "We need some entertainment while we wait, so since the S boys have the USA band, i will form another band here. Meet....The JERICHO-HOLICS."
the band, made up of one skinny guy playing guitar, a fat bluehaired guy on drums, a grunge looking guy on anohter guitar, and a tall chubby guy on bass guitar they began playing various "Power Ballads" like "November Rain" and "Sweet Child O'Mine"
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No...no matter what the Jericho-holics refuse to play any POP music...however if Chaser requests the jerichoholics will step down for another band to play it.

Ooooh, people!

Date: 03/02/2000
From: Slider_Sarah

Sarah looks around her. <thinks> So many people to talk to, so little time. Better hope I don't get lost 9bwahahahaha)

Sarah.

Really really late

Date: 03/02/2000
From: PoliteSliderFan

PoliteSliderFan aka Why I Slide from the USA board, dressed in a navy blue dress, pops in literally. Anna jumps slightly as she sees her materialize right in front of her.

PSF/WIS apologizes, "I'm sorry to have done that to you. You must be Anna. I'm PoliteSliderFan or Why I Slide from the USA board. I'm not late am I?"

Anna stares at her for a few awkward seconds before answering. "Sorry, but you scared me. No you aren't late. Let me guess. You're a Q right?"

"How'd you know?" WIS asks as Anna gives her the pen and she signs her name in the guestbook.

"Just the way you appeared." Anna changes the subject. "Your friends are inside on the groom's side. Dylan will escort you in."

"Thank you, Anna and Dylan."

*They certainly are a strange group of people from the USA board* thought Anna as she greeted more guests.

Dylan escorted WIS in and she sat next to SE. "Where's Doug?" asked SE.

"He's playing a prank on Mulder and Scully," WIS replied with a smile. The USA boarders laugh.

"Always pranking isn't he," Dellyone/MSR replied.

"Yup. He's not going to use my parrot is he?" asked a concerned Yeontoo.

Y2J snickers, "Always your bird, huh?"

All of them look at her and laugh. "No, Yeontoo, Vibes is fine," WIS answered. Yeontoo has a sigh of relief.

"Well if he was here, I'd eat him," joked Duncan. All laugh except Yeontoo who glared at all of them.

SE's phone rings again. "Guys, it might be Universal this time," said an excited SE. All smiled at his good fortune. In his haste, he pulled out the timer by accident. "Whoops, wrong one." All chuckle at his mistake. He finally pulls out his phone and answers it.

He listened for a few seconds then replied, "Yes, this is Sabre Edge. Thank you for calling me back. I've been waiting for your call."

"Is that Universal?" asked Yeontoo as she leaned toward him. SE nodded yes. Smiles broke out among the crowd around SE.

SE's face fell as he heard the news. He tugged at this uncomfortable collar. "Excuse me, Mr. Thompson, but what is the reason why my company's application for a license was turned down?"

"What? Turned down?" mouthed all around him. Conversations started all around SE making it difficult to hear.

Y2J was annoyed, "That's not right. He and his company has worked so hard on that game…"

"Shush. Y2J. This isn't the time for a rant," Fantess said.

"Please keep it down. SE can't hear," CaptMaggie interjected.

KllyWlls, who sat on the other side of SE tried to hear the conversation, but she couldn't hear a thing with the noise around her. "Quiet guys. This is important."

A frustrated SE got up and went outside, since it was too noisy for him to hear. Speculation and disapproval swirled around the crowd.

"So you're telling me that another company already gave you a demo? What's the name of this company if you can release this information?" asked an incredulous SE.

SE was confused, "WD Software Group never heard of them."

"Thank you for your time Mr. Thompson. Good Bye." A depressed SE didn't wait for him to answer before hanging up.

A despondent SE sat back down. "Universal said that a company called WD Software Group gave them a demo of their game and they loved it."

"Did you say WD Software Group?" asked WIS.

"Yeah, do you know them?" SE asked as he looked at her.

WIS was trying to remember. "Call Universal back. That company is a fraud. They've been stealing technology from other companies. Tell them that they are under FBI investigation."

All were energized with this new development. SE pressed a couple buttons on his phone and it automatically dialed the last number that called in.

"What?" asked a stunned SE as he stood up. An embarrassed SE sat back down.

WIS was trying to stop from laughing, but she couldn't do it. She excused herself and ran outside the church. She laughed hysterically as she saw SE gesticulating wildly.

SE thinks for a while and looks around at the anxious crowd around him. He notices that WIS is missing. "Mulder, I need to know who had your phone a few minutes ago."

All around him mouth 'Mulder?'

"Doug. Gotta go, Mulder," SE quickly replied as he hung up on him. "Where'd that Q run off to?" asked a furious SE as he looked around.

"Dunno," all replied.

SE quickly made his way to the back of the church. He saw Anna still at her post.

"Did you see where WIS ran off to?" SE searched the room while he waited for an answer.

Anna answered, "She was just here a few minutes ago."

"Thanks. If she comes back, can you inform me immediately?" asked SE.

"Sure thing."

SE went back to his seat. "Doug was on the phone. I'm gonna get both of them later for that prank."

"They got you good," giggled Dellyone/MSR.

SE glared at her and leaned forward. "That wasn't funny at all. You want to take this outside."

"Nope. I think I'll stay here," she replied as she tried to stifle her laughter.

Duncan leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "I'm not giving it back to you unless you stop laughing."

Dellyone/MSR immediately stopped. "You better. I'll stop laughing. I'll be quiet."

"Thank you," said SE as he leaned back.

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