Celeb.
Deathmatch: Sliders ed. Intro Date: 02/11/2000
From: HurriKain
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<intro><shows clay versions of Jerry O'Connell and Robert Floyd>
Two actors fighting for the dignity of the same character...or at least their egos.<show's clay versions of Sabrina LLoyd and Kari Wuhrer>
a fued between two Sliders' actresses will end tonight in blood.<show's clay versions of Tracy Torme and David Peckinpah>
It's a fight you don't want to miss! The kind producer versus the idiotic tyrant...on the next....CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J. Gomex: I'm Johnny Gomez.
N. Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond.
J. Gomez: Tonight we pay tribute to a cult classic.
N. Diamond: That's right, Johnny. Sliders may be cancelled but the spirit of this dimension-hopping is still alive tonight.
J. Gomez: So tonight, the theme will be...DEATH IN THE MULTIVERSE!!!! Lets start things off with a newly developing fued.JERRY O'CONNELL VS. ROBERT FLOYD
J. Gomez: You see, Jerry played the young physicist, Quinn Mallory, for four years in the show's life. But ever since the show moved to the Sci-Fi channel, he developed a thirst for power.
N. Diamond: He became a producer in the series 4th season and even brought his brother along for the slide. But when 5th season negotiations began, Jerry wanted to make it's mark as Exec. Producer.
J. Gomez: He wanted to everything on the show, except act. And Scifi/Universal decided to draw the line, so he left and took his bad actor of a brother with him. And he saw Mallory acting out his role that he had been playing for so long, that bruised his already inflated ego, and decided to handle this matter...personally.
N. Diamond: This could be a very gruesome one folks.
J. Gomez: Last show, we had to fire our interviewer, Debbie Matenopolous, for she has no respect for the celebs nor us. So we hired Tembi Locke, also known as Doctor Diana Davis on Sliders. Tembi, how's things down there...
Tembi Locke<in locker room>: Well, I can feel the tension surrounding this very room. RIght now I have Jerry O'Connell with me. JOC, any words before the fight?
JOC: Yeah, that turd has ruined my character's name for an entire year. And plus that guy acts and looks like a horses'
ass. Surely, I don't know why SciFi would pick this guy to replace talent of outstanding calaber.T. Locke: I see....
JOC: And who do you think you are replacing my brother? Sure he's a little wet behind the ears and runs like a duck, but If they let him stay awhile, he would have gottel used to things...
T. Locke: Er...back to you Johnny.
J. Gomez: OK, its seems that both of our fighters are ready, lets go to our first bout...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Date: 02/11/2000
From: Sheridan220
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Great
Job (nm)
Date: 02/11/2000
From: nole9
aa
Now
that was funny...
Date: 02/11/2000
From: sleepingtiger
Peace
Tigs
LoL
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Date: 02/11/2000
From: slider409
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Good
job! >>>
Date: 02/11/2000
From: CaptMaggie
When you finish, can I post it on my page? I have a Sliders humor section, and I'd love to add this on! :-)
Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/17561
Nominated by EustiSlider
