<A theatrical preview> starring Hunter

Date: 5/21/2000
From: HurriKain

<Cuts to a scene where HunterD_Raven and Stoker_Chick having a discussion at their apartment.>

Hunter: At work today, I found a small door that leads into... OH GOD!!!

Stoker: What is it, honey?

Hunter: <guzzles down a glass of water> ..well...

<cuts to a scene in first-person view>

...I was in someone else's head. I saw him eat toast, looking over some Sliders fan-mail and putting them in the shredder. And the scary part is thathe spent the rest of the time in front of the mirror admiring himself. IT WAS JERRY! I was inside Jerry O'Connell's head.

 


-Have you ever wanted to be someone else?-

<cuts to a scene, when Stoker makes a proposal as Hunter is driving>
Stoker: I want to try it out!
Hunter: Are you nuts?!?
<cuts to scene where Stoker crawl through the small door, and cuts to a first person view inside a cab.>

Cabbie: Hey, have I seen you somewhere before?
Jerry: You should say that. I am famous around Hollywood, you know.
Cabbie: So you're a movie star?
Jerry: As a matter of fact, I am. You have probably heard of me. I'm Jerry O'Connell.
Cabbie: Jerry O'Connell...Jerry O'Connell.....aren't you that fat kid in "Stand By Me"?
Jerry: Er, No. You probably have me mistaken for someone else.
<cuts to another scene where Stoker falls from the sky and lands near the New Jersey Turnpike. Hunter is waiting alongside the road. The cuts to the couples car ride home.>

Stoker: Wow, that was intense. I never felt so arrogant and carefree before.

-Someone carefree?-

<cuts to scene where CharmedClass2005 stumbles on Hunter's discovery. Then cuts to another scene with Hunter and Charmed.>

Charmed: I see this as a major business opportunity.
Hunter: What?!?
Charmed: Hear me out. We'll let people in Jerry's head for 15 minutes at $200 a pop. I mean, what's behind that lies...
Hunter: An egotistical asshole?
Charmed: ...a goldmine. I mean, All those bungee posters and JOCnatics will jump at this opportunity like a dog to a bone.

-Someone arrogant?-
<cuts back to Hunter's apartment where Stoker is dressed up.>

Stoker: I feel we should go out tonight?
Hunter: Honey, I've ben working at this job for less than a week, I haven't even pick up a paycheck yet.
Stoker: Just use a credit card. C'mon, live a little.
Hunter: Oh, alright. Where do you want to eat?
Stoker: How about 'Chez Pierre'?
Hunter: What?!? We can't afford that. And besides, that place is for like A-List people and...
Stoker: And I'm not?
Hunter: What has gotten into you?
Stoker: Let's just say that I have finally wised up! <she leaves room and slams door>

-Now you can.-

<cuts to a scene where Jerry and Charlie O'Connel are talking inside Jerry's living room.>

Jerry: You know, sometimes I feel as if someone is in my head trying to control me.
Charlie: Brother, you have what most actor's call an 'overinflated ego'. It sometimes act as an alternate personality.
Jerry: It's not that! It's not that at all. But I feel as though someone was trying to manipilate me. I mean, yesterday, I read some fanmail form those Sliders geeks, and you know what, I REPLIED TO THEM! I NEVER DO THAT!

 

Starring HunterD_Raven, Stoker_Chick and CharmedClass2005...

A film by Keith Damron...


BEING JERRY O'CONNELL

<cuts back to the living room scene>
Charlie: That's it. I'm signing yo up for Alcoholics Anonymous...


Rated R
Coming Summer 2000

LOL! (end)

Date: 5/21/2000
From: Fish_Bone

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LOL!!!

Date: 5/21/2000
From: HunterD_Raven

HA HA HA
That is great, even got me in a good mood after reading Raxs post...Thanks!

haha!!!!!!!!!

Date: 5/21/2000
From: Doctor_Quinn

Scarey thought, huh?


The good doctor

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Nominated by EustiSlider

 

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