<a theatrical trailer>

Date: 04/19/2001
From: HurriKain

In the Far East, there is a family...

<shows a clip of Jackie Chan teaching some kids and teens in a dojo and Chow-Yun Fat working at a fish market.>

... that looks after each other.

<looks at a party scene where Jackie and Chow laugh with an old man>

... But this story isn't about them.

GONG!

Charlie O'Connell <walking inside a house>: Hello?

<cuts scene>

Jackie Chan: Father, who the hell is he?!?!?!

Old man: A dear friend of mine sent me a message that his son needed protection... I want you and your brother to look after him.

<Charlie stumbles in and trips on something, knocking over some ornate Chinese vases and statues.>

Chow-Yun Fat: He is a buffoon!

<cuts to a scene where Charlie talks to a hot Chinese chick>

Charlie: Hey pretty lady. Mind if I bite into your fortune cookie? ROWR!

<Charlie gets the shit knocked out of him. Chow-Yun Fat just shakes his head in disapointment.>

<cuts scene>

COC: Your father told me about your occupation and... maybe you can teach me a few things>

JC: What do you mean? <takes a sip from a cup of tea>

COC: I was thinking that maybe you'll teach me Kung-Fu...

<Jackie Chan spits out his drink and started laughing his ass off.>

COC: See.. see... that's good! so you'll teach me?

JC: No!
COC: Why not?
JC: No!
COC: Please?
JC: No no no NO!!!

<cuts to a scene with a shirtless COC wearing a white hankerchief tied to his forehead.>

CYF <looking at Jackie>: You weakling.

JACKIE CHAN

<a clip of Jackie Chan fight scenes>

CHOW-YUN FAT

<a clip of Chow-Yun Fat fight scenes>

and CHARLIE O'CONNELL

<a clip of Charlie running and him practicing some kicks and falling on his ass>

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ENTER~THE~DUCK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COMING SOON!

ROFLMAOCBNO2!!!!

Date: 04/19/2001
From: dellyone

I think I'd die from laughter if this movie was made.

Wax On! Wax Off!

dellyone

Yeah, Beverly Hills Ninja 2!

Date: 04/19/2001
From: Grizzlor

But Charlie is a fencer or something.
It could work

This is scary!

Date: 04/20/2001
From: SL4ever

But a lot of your material is the hilarious/scary kind! :-D I would pay at least a nickel to see this movie! :-)

HA HA HA HAAAAA!

Date: 04/20/2001
From: Blinker

[boots up Photoshop and prepares to edit COC into "Rumble in the Bronx"]

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

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