Since, under the infinite worlds theory, any world is possible,
imagine a world where as the Sliders travel they write poems to
each other and other characters from the show. Imagine also that
every other world is able to read these poems, so that we can see
what they are writing to each other. Here is what we might observe:
*****
Maggie,
I'm writing you these verses,
to let you know I care
I'd ask you to come home with me
but your lungs can't breathe my air.
-- Quinn
*****
Q-ball,
You took me on this wild ride,
now try and get me back.
And if we should return, you owe me
one red Cadillac.
-- Rembrandt
*****
Professor,
I'm trying so hard to take your place
But fans miss you, it sounds.
And so, I'll try to be like you -
by gaining 90 pounds.
-- Maggie
*****
Colonel Rickman,
Supposedly American,
you still sound like a Brit.
Please try and get the accent right
you blistering idiot!
-- Professor Arturo
*****
Quinn,
You sent me to some other world
I'm going to track you down
Once the writers finally
remember I'm around.
-- Logan
*****
Quinn,
For sliding and not stopping me,
I thank you very much.
My kids and I now rule this world -
We're called "The Breedy Bunch".
-- The symbiant
*****
Colonel Rickman,
You shot my husband Steven,
and killed Arturo too.
So as revenge, I'll throw away
my albums by The Who.
-- Maggie
*****
Sliders,
You think that we've forgotten you
You're in for a surprise
For soon we will imprison you
And feast upon your eyes.
-- The Kromaggs
*****
FOX,
I started this adventure
you took it from my hands
The fans want better writing;
Accede to their demands.
-- Tracy Torme
*****
And my personal favorite...
*****
Quinn,
You're trading looks with Maggie,
It's making me a wreck.
So help me, if you sleep with her,
I'll wring your f***ing neck.
-- Wade
*****
Anyone else want to try?
ChicagoFan
