Date: 03/06/2001
From: Recall317

If this has been done before, I apologize.

Eh...no, I don't....

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[Family Feud music starts to play. Camera opens on the blue side. The doors open to reveal Tracy Tormé, Sabrina Lloyd, Jerry O'Connell, Cleavant Derricks, and John Rhys-Davies in the classic "Sliders" pose.]

Announcer (VO): For the Tormé team, please welcome Tracy, Sabrina, Jerry, Cleavant and John!

[The five run out and take their positions. Camera switches to the red side. The doors open revealing David Peckinpah, Kari Wuhrer, Charlie O'Connell, Robert Floyd and Tembi Locke. David is wearing the director's bullhorn on his head while Kari is straddling a couch.]

Announcer (VO): And the Peckinpah team, David, Kari, Charlie, Robert and Tembi!

[They run to their positions.]

Announcer: It's time to play Production Family Feud! Here's your host: Louie Anderson!

[Louie comes out to huge applause.]

Louie: Thank you, thank you. Today we're going to settle a longtime grudge between the two key executive producers of the television show "Sliders." Tracy Tormé, the co-creator and true brains behind the operation, has brought his original cast with him. While David Peckinpah, his successor, has brought his own team of Sliders. Our contestants are ready. Let's play the feud!

[ Music plays again and Tracy and David join him at the podium.]

Louie: Welcome to the game! Let's get right to it. 100 audience members surveyed, top 4 answers on the board. Name something you do with something you no longer have a use for.

[David buzzes in.]

David: Send it to a breeder camp!

[Louie just stares at David with a horrified look. Kari jumps up and down clapping.]

Kari: Woooooo! Good answer!!!

Louie: Uh...let me see 'send it to a breeder camp.'

[X (Strike)]

David: Damn! I knew I shoulda said head in a fish tank.

Sabrina: Take that you son of a --

[Jerry covers Sabrina's mouth.]

Louie: Tracy? For control of the board, name something you do with something you no longer have a use for.

Tracy: Pretend it doesn't exist anymore.

Louie: Survey says!

[Ding! 4. Pretend it doesn't exist 12]

Louie: All right. Tracy's team has control. Sabrina, the #1 answer is still on the board.

Sabrina: Well, never say never is a good motto. How about storing it in the cellar just in case you're forced to use it again for lack of a better option?

[Ding! 2. Store it and forget about it 28]

Louie: Second most popular response! OK, Jerry, your turn. What do you do with something you have no use for any longer?

Jerry: [laughs] I tell her I'll call her.

Louie: Survey says!

Jerry: No, wait... Louie, I was just joking...

[Ding! 3. Tell her you'll call. 25]

Sabrina: Uh...good answer, Jerry...yeesh...

Charlie: [from other side] That's my bro!

Louie: Cleavant, you're up. Just the #1 answer remaining.

Cleavant: I think I have to go with the obvious, Louie. Why not just throw it away?

Team Tormé: [clapping] Good answer!

Louie: Let me see 'throw it away'!

[X (Strike One)]

Louie: Ooo. Sorry. John, name something you do with something you no longer have a use for.

John: Replace it with a younger model.

Louie: Is it 'replace with a younger model?'

[Ding! Ding! Ding! 1. Replace with younger model 33.]

Louie: And you've swept the board!

David: Boo! Boooooooooo!

Louie: Please, Mr. Peckinpah, show some class.

[David sticks his tongue out at Louie.]

Louie: [ignores him] OK, it's time for round 2!

[Music plays. Sabrina and Kari run to the podium.]

Kari: Bitch.

Sabrina: Whore.

Louie: Uh...heh-heh...OK ladies. Top 5 answers on the board. Name a way to get a promotion.

[Jerry yells out:]

Jerry: Hold out for more! Power play, baby!

[Sabrina is distracted and Kari buzzes in.]

Kari: Sleep with the producer!

[Ding! Ding! Ding! 1. Sleep with the boss 42.]

Louie: Kari, you've won control of the board.

Kari: [jumping up and down] All right! Wooooohoooo!

Louie: Charlie, 4 answers left, what do you say?

Charlie: I have to go with nepotism, Louie.

Louie: Show me nepotism!

[Ding! 2. Nepotism 23]

Louie: Robert, top two answers already down.

Robert: Hmmmm...I'm gonna say...wait for more qualified people to leave and take their place.

Tembi: Good answer!

Louie: Survey says!

[Ding! 3. By Default 17]

Louie: Wow! You guys really know this topic. Tembi, name a way of getting a promotion.

Tembi: Gee, I don't know. How about being attractive? That works right?

David: Go with it!

Louie: Show me 'pretty face.'

[Ding! 4. Better looking than co-workers 11]

Louie: David, your team is on a roll. Just one answer to go.

David: Damn, nepotism is gone. Default is out. Wow! This is going to be tricky! Hmmm.........

Louie: David? Uh...David?

David: .....

Louie: DAVID!

David: Huh?

Louie: Name a way of getting a promotion.

David: Uh.....oh, I got it! Bosses are just as dumb as you!

Louie: Is it 'nitwit boss?'

[Ding! 5. Work for FOX 7]

Louie: I guess the judges thought the answers were synonymous.

[Even Tormé's team had to nod their heads in agreement on that one.]

Louie: OK, folks, we've got a great game going. We'll be back after these messages! Please stick around!

[Canned applause and fade out.]

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Who will win and play for the big money? When will Recall finish writing this? Stay tuned!

R317

that was awsome

Date: 03/06/2001
From: tigger18

part 2 should be goood

LOL, Recall!

Date: 03/06/2001
From: ThomasMalthus

But if Team Torme doesn't win, there's no justice.

Louie: Name something you delude yourself with.

Kari: I have a huge fanbase!

Louie: Survey said...

[Ding! 4. Kari has a fanbase 17]

ThomasMalthus

Moist excellent ...

Date: 03/06/2001
From: SL4ever

ROTFLMMAO!!!!!

Very nice touch with this. And, to my knowledge, this has not been done before.

 

Kari: Bitch.

Sabrina: Whore.

LOL!

Date: 03/06/2001
From: Vigeant

Hilarous, keep writing

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