Date: 02/13/1999
From: SL4ever

Just for fun, imagine that something happened on the internet one night, and all of our handles were replaced with our real, actual names! And we all would see who each other really are. What would be the coolest and funniest "secret identities" for the various board regulars? Here are my humble nominations (I didn't have the brain power to include everyone, so I will need help from you):

Coolest:
TemporalFlux: Tracy Torme
Mychand: Sabrina Lloyd
1013shan: Kari Wuher
ThomasMalthus: JOC
SlidingThrough: Logan
Cryin: CD (duh)
Hurrikain: Marc Scott Zicree
Qball79: Michael J. Fox (check out his recent post for this to make sense!)
Poolboy19: JRD
Executive: David Duchovny

Funniest:
TemporalFlux: David Peckinpah
Mychand: Jaguars cheerleader
1013shan: Kari Wuher
ThomasMalthus: Any Humagg
Cryin: Carrot Top
Hurrikain: Dennis Miller
Qball79: Any Kromagg
Poolboy19: Rickman
Executive: TemporalFlux
Sir-Handles-A-Lot: Pee Wee Herman

Did I miss anyone? Feel free to add your own!

LOL

Date: 02/13/1999
From: 1013shan

I would love to put you on my poo-poo list for calling me Kari Wuher (not once but twice!!!) -- but since it was pretty funny I'll spare you my wrath!! :) Good job at making me glad I checked out the board tonight!!!

the Exec - temp flux one was great too!!

1013shan

ROFL!!!

Date: 02/13/1999
From: HurriKain

man, i needed that. ME, Marc Scott Zicree? I WISH. If I were him I would be kicking Peckinpah's no executive talent ass by now.

And, ME, Dennis Miller? NAH.... but I do swear like a sailor.

Man, that post was funny..."Sir-Handles-a-Lot"..LOL!!!

HurriKain

I think...

Date: 02/13/1999
From: spaz119

there would be just a blank space next to my name
like this : spaz119-

(yep, this pretty much sums me up!)

Too funny

Date: 02/14/1999
From: SciFiWatcher

You crach me up. I haven't been on the board as long as everyone else so I didn't think my name would be there. Anyway I think all of the good names are taken. You did a great job! That's for the laugh.

SciFiWatcher

A mixed reaction

Date: 02/14/1999
From: Executive

Since you know I'm an X-Files fan I kind of like the comparison to David Duchovny, but do me a favor -- never mention my name with Temporal Flux's in the same sentence again...

Thanks! ;-)

By the way, what would your alternate on-line name be, SL4ever? For no particular reason, some of my choices for you: Ross Perot, Chris Rock, and Jonathan LaPaglia (Frank Parker on "Seven Days").

"Let's do it again!"

Date: 02/14/1999
From: SL4ever

I love 7 days! Hmmmmm. I wouldn't be blowing on my money on foolish bets like Parker, but otherwise .... Hmmmmm...

Didn't mean to cuss you out like that, Exec. It is all in good fun. If you would like revenge, let me give you some inside information. I loathed, absolutely despised, the show Seinfield. If you want to cuss me out worse than anyone has been disparaged since JRD verbally reamed out David Peckinpah as he was leaving the show, then you merely have to call me one of the characters or actors from that hideous program and I will be properly incensed.

How did you know?

Date: 02/14/1999
From: Mychand

That I was a Jaguar cheerleader....LOL Hey maybe someday. Oh, but maybe I'm over the age requirement now. Well, I'm not THAT old yet.
Well, I couldn't resist adding to this so here is my take on it.

HurriKain: Matt LeBlanc
TemporalFlux: Michael J Fox
SL4ever: David Spade or Dilbert
1013shan: Meg Ryan (Muppety Meg)
Spaz119: Kathy Griffen(sp?) From Suddenly Susan
Slider_Sarah: Kelly Martin
QBall79: Rick Schroder
HotelTwilightzone: Alley McBeal
Executive: Paul Reiser
SlidingThrough: Helen Hunt

Great post SL4ever! I needed the laugh.

Mychand :o)

LOL, SL4ever!

Date: 02/14/1999
From: ThomasMalthus

But you can rest assured that I'm not Jerry O'Connell or a Humagg. I doubt sincerely that JOC even knows where WV is. And if you want to tick me off, just call me Pauly Shore. I was forced to sit all the way through "Bio Dome" and I hated every second of it!!!

I think it would be funny if:

Blakeslider turned out to be Roger Daltry

Punjab(?) was actually from India

ThomasMallthus is REALLY my double from a parallel universe

RealSlider (and various incarnations thereof) had a doctorate in quantum physics

All of the JOC fans of the female persuasion turned out to be
closet COC fans

Any of the cast or crew from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Seven Days" or "Quantum Leap" had screen names and were regular posters

SL4ever is JOC (Hey, as long as we're accusing someone of being JOC, why not? :) And it would make the Quinn/Wade fans happy!)

ThomasMalthus

Mychand/ Tom M

Date: 02/14/1999
From: spaz119

I resent being called Kathy Griffen since she's the
one who hogged all the time on Rosie O'Donnells show that day when Jerry was on!!! I would never upstage Jerry...though it might be difficult not to sitting on his lap wearing my beret (don't ask Tom). There's
got to be a more sexually frustrated title you can
slap on me!!

And Tom M...you're right, I am a closet Charlie O'Connell fan (recent)

....I taped that sitcom he was on last week. He wasn't really that bad ( he even talked..though kissing was his main talent that night) I see him in whole new light. I hope you're not too disappointed.

(You know...actually I am pretty annoying....I think
I may be KG and just supressing the knowledge to protect myself so I don't throw myself infront of a train...)

Interesting poll...

Date: 02/14/1999
From: Poolboy19

Wouldn't it also be unusual if one of the posters was actually who you said they were...

Exec..

Date: 02/15/1999
From: 1013shan

if you ARE DD, email me !!My husband has given me permission to....well never mind...I'll show you when you get here!! LOL

1013shan

Shan! I have mace!

Date: 02/15/1999
From: Grim_Reaper

And I'll use it! Put David down and come out with your hands up! Davey is MINE! ALL MINE!! And, yeah, Davey is my pet name for him. C:-)

 

Mmmmm. David or Jerry? Jerry or David? That is a hard one....

GR - Ididn't know !!

Date: 02/16/1999
From: 1013shan

maybe we can share him ..DD that is (actually jerry also) - they are very tall you know!
Besides if it comes down to it I think you would make a fomidable ally in the new kingdom I am establishing (check out beret post below), so I'd like to keep you happy. What appointment do you want? Or is it obvious from your handle???

1013shan

Alley McBeal sounds perfect

Date: 02/16/1999
From: HotelTwilightZone

Well, I don't look anything like Alley McBeal, but you guys are absolutely correct, I do think exactly like her!!!

Thanks for the compliment.

I am worried that someday not only our names, but our real ages will be revealed. Then OzSlider and me are going to have a real problem.

HotelTwilightZone

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