Date: 04/30/2000
From: slippin_slider

Yep! I have the sliders movie plot! Tracy Torme went to a big hollywood company and pitched his idea for the movie. But Hollywood thought it was rather dull. They want it to be a action packed summer blockbuster!

They did not think it was "main stream", it was too "smart" and "entertaining". They want it to apeal to all ages, so they made some changes.

They want to pull a "Lost in Space", and have the movie start from the begining. Here's the bio's on the cast:

Quinn Mallory: A janitor at a local collage. No one knows his true smarts with in him. He is a smart, blonde, a ripped martial artist. He is terroized with dreams from his dead father, in which plans for a "device" keep flashing in his head.

Wade Welles: The sexy love intrest of Quinn. A tipical blond hair, blue eyed, 38 D cup is having trouble with Quinn and their love life.

Rembrant "Dying man" Brown: An ex gangstar rapper of the group "The Spinning Niggas", he is planning to make a come back. He wrote the hit singles "Die like a Nigga" and "Bullets in my fro"

Max Aturo: A young british man who works at the collage Quinn is the janitor at. He is the only one that knows Quinns smarts. Quinn reveals that his dead father is giving a vision a of a "Sliding device" and Aturo plans on stealing the idea and making it his.

THE PLOT: Quinn builds a "Sliding device" from the visions of his dead father. When Aturo finds out about this, he finds this as a perfect chance to become famous and pay off his mafia debts.

Quinn has to see where this leads. Him, Aturo, and Quinn's girlfriend all plan on "Sliding" to see where it goes. For some odd reason it takes Rembrant with them

They discover that it leads to another world where theses aliens known as "Kromaggs" plan on taking over our world. They sent Quinn the visions to have him slide here and track the "energy trails" back to his world. Now our hero must fight for our world, their morales, and the women they love.

Alright, bad joke. But i did write the acual story out. And yes, it's a comedy parody. Maybe one day I'll post it.

-Me

Die like a spammer

Date: 04/30/2000
From: relrelrelaboo

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LOL!

Date: 04/30/2000
From: Fish_Bone

Don't listen to relrelrelabitch, thats some funny shit man!

Fish Bone
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