Did anyone here the lie that MrQball...

Date: 1/23/2000
From: SpaceTime

A friend just told me something really funny. His friend knows MrQball, and what he told him was that his X-girlfriend (MrQball) drove down to Mexico and found a little Mexican dog shivering on the barrio. MrQball's X picked that up and a mexican jumping plant and decided to care for the little dog like it was her own.

Then my friend of a friend told me that MrQball's X (as opposed to Y) made sweet love with a mexican male prostitute before heading back over the border. but she was stopped by the border patrol! and they made sweet love, too.

Back at her home, MrQball's DragonballZ saw that the dog was getting ill, so she took it to the vet. While she sat in the waiting room, the vet came out and said that he had put the creature to sleep. Overcome with grief, the ABC asked why, to which the doctor replied, "Lady, you had a sewer rat, not a dog!"

At that precise moment, the mexican jumping plant erupted from the pressure of all the scorpion and spider eggs that had just hatched, devouring the woman and the vet in less than five minutes.

Then MrQball thought to himself, "Is that the most ridiculous thing any of I have ever heard?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ME having a girlfriend! Wow there really are such things as miracles! Like me designing a popular web site!"

And then his head exploded from that single thought, which was one more than his brain could handle.

SpaceTime

Did anyone here the lie that MrQball....

Date: 1/23/2000
From: ElectricPeterTork

A friend of a friend of my uncle's cousin's aunt's grandniece's brother's husband's dog's great grandmother's master's wife's reverend's mother's corpse told me sumthing really funny. His friend knos MrQball, and what he told him is that he (MrQball) calls himself "Mr". An evereyone knos that eunichs can't be Misters!

That's funny! HAHA! I am roflamwbo.

Ha! <--------- see!?! HA!

ElectricMrQball

wow, 2 Urban Legends in 1 post

Date: 1/23/2000
From: HunterD_Raven

not bad. LOL
HunterD

Did anyone here that Space Time is a Qu

Date: 1/23/2000
From: MrQball

Did anyone hear that Space Time is a Quality class act. He is a good guy. And I don't blame him for retalianting to my ridiculous meantering. I appoligize to him for acting like a jerk off. Sorry man.

Can we call it a truce? We both are acting a little childish, but I think i'm stepping over the line to much, and for that I appoligize.

MrQball

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