The Dominion War - Part IV - Double-Dose

Dude.

Date: 3/20/2000
From: SpaceTime

Of any of the Six, EPT and I would be the ones to go down in the street and wreak havoc.

Nobody fucks with us. Period. ;)

ST

SpaceTime is a WUSS

Date: 3/20/2000
From: darkslider

He knows who the REAL king and destroyer of all is...that's right....Poppa Darkslider....WHO'S YOUR DADDY, ST???

Good Job S!! The thermometer in particular..CLASSSIC...

-dark

No offense, DS

Date: 3/20/2000
From: SpaceTime

I mean, it's hard not to take offense, but that's mostly because of your rank body odor. Ever hear of soap. I mean, Jesus. Even that monkey suit you wore for the Christmas party didn't smell that bad, and your obese, psychotic girlfriend made it out of her BACK HAIR.

When I said EPT and I would be the ball-busters, notice I mentioned of the Six. The Six, if you'd pry your eyes from the kiddy porn and your hands from the life-like sheep, you pedantic misogynistic piece of cytoplasm, you'd notice that Brand_S NEVER designated you as one of those Six.

Since you missed the episodes of "Electric Company" and "3-2-1 Contact" that covered reading comprehension, I'll reiterate who the Six are for you now, weasel:

- TF
- SpaceTime
- QBall79
- Informant
- ElectricPeterTork
- HunterDRaven

You are a lackey. You will always be a lackey. Specifically, MY lackey. Now go back to licking Taide and I'll forget that you tried to usurp my authority, dammit. You do not have free will. You are my toad. Do as I say. NOW.

ST

Offense

Date: 3/20/2000
From: darkslider

Tell you what Quasi Motto:

MAYBE you'll take offense to the fact that nature decided to "bless" you with the only fully functioning earthworm penis, you Hee Haw reject.

Seriously though, how hard is it to BRUSH YOUR TEETH? There's only two of them, so it's not like it conflict with your "busy" schedule of watching "All My Children" and have "quiet time" with the Magilla Gorilla stuffed animal I gave you for your birthday. I swear that you spend at LEAST THREE HOURS a day with that thing...

And for the LOVE OF GOD, STOP writing love letters to "Short Round" from Indiana Jones, IT'S OVER. He as no desire to see you, or talk to you.

By the way King of All Narcissist, let me fill you in on something...you work for ME. I say what goes. Lord knows you could use the direction, what with all the "accidents" that have occurred in your pants over the past few weeks.

As for the sheep and the porn, JESUS, I told you I'd give it back to you as soon as I was done with it. It's not like you use them that much any more, what with the life like clam doll and all that "extra" footage of Webster you use for your entertainment, you sick bastard.

The truth is I bust balls and you..well you just LOVE them, you cake-boy.

Why was I not one of the six? Simple. I transcend the SIX. It takes SIX of you to do what I do on my own...

AND FOR THE LAST TIME...I'm sorry I didn't use YOUR BACK HAIR, but let's face it..what razor would cut through THAT forest??

-Hail to the KING, Baby...
Poppa

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