It's safe to say...

Date: 06/21/2000
From: SpaceTime

It's safe to say DARKSLIDER IS MY BITCH.

- ST

Regicide

Date: 06/21/2000
From: darkslider

Licoricenipples:

It seems that the Preparation H you use for lip balm has finally set into that that Rice Crispy you call a brain.

You think you can take me, YOUR MASTER, on? Lord, this is almost as funny as when you though that if you dressed like Richard Simmons, you'd finally be able to land those 500lb Trailer Trash Honeys that live down the street from you with a "deal a meal" of your own. Well, that's not really as funny as it is sad....

AND BY THE WAY, that was TWO YEARS AGO, TAKE OFF THOSE DAMN SHORTS AND SPEAKING WITH THAT LISP!!

I know that with your promotion at Discovery Zone from Associate Shoe Watcher to Senior Ball Counter has given you a sense of power, but PLEASE Huckleberry. PLEASE. I beg you, STOP walking around with that Rainbow Wig and miniskirt on. It's NOT gonna attract Fred Savage, OR any person with the gift of sight. And I told you, he likes WOMEN and he's no longer 12!! It's called RERUNS, you victim of all night Anti-Freeze enemas.

AND for GODS SAKE, just because the seven year old girls liked you with it when you were nine, doesn’t mean that WEARING YOUR OLD CUB-SCOUT UNIFORM WILL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD NOW! If it didn't work in your attempt to seduce Michael Jackson, what makes you think it will have ANY effect on NORMAL PEOPLE?

You see, Amos I, like anyone with all of their appendages still attached, am your BETTER. I was the one who created this medium for flaming. I was the one who created the idea for using weird analogies to DESTROY my opponent, the same way YOU destroyed any hopes of procreating after you lost your virginity to that toaster o so many nights ago. And I was the one who created YOU when I told you to take the keyboard and you left hand out of your PANTS, take your Mom's underwear off your head, AND do a site on Sliders.

Now get back trying to solve the "super fun" mystery of how the refrigerator light goes on when you open the door.

-Your SUPERIOR AND DADDY
-darkslider

Awww, I thought I was your bitch...

Date: 06/21/2000
From: CoolSlider

But seriously, how many bitches do you have? According to you, the system ops are your bitches too :P

See ya at the Beach!
CoolSlider

I thought...

Date: 06/22/2000
From: capaqu

EVERYONE was your bitch!

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