WE ARE GODS.

Date: 12/08/2000
From: SpaceTime


Darkslider and I look down from our perch at Sassacello and smile. You have done well. You reply to posts and those replies are heard. The GODS are pleased.

But there is a foul EVIL among us. And that evil is as such:

No HOT teenage SLUTS live amongst the clouds. So if you've got a HOT daughter, prepare her for sacrifice.

DariaTeen, this is NOT an invitation.

Your GODS,
Space and Dark

Ruling with an iron fist since 1998.

Um...

Date: 12/08/2000
From: Informant


I think you've got the first three letters spelled backwards.

 

 

Did I mention that this is blasphemous?

SDOG does work better, eh?

Date: 12/08/2000
From: Randomsjudgement


I'm back, you miserable excuse of an insult.

"God" backwards is "doG"

Date: 12/09/2000
From: LiveLipschitz2000


The *FIRST THREE* letters are backwards.

G-O-D-S
D-O-G-S

Get it now?

Mmmm... sacrilicious...

Date: 12/09/2000
From: SpaceTime


It'd only be blasphemy if it WASN'T true. Alas, it is.

Line up your daughters for lovin'. The GODS must be sated!

- ST

Solution: you're the god of dogs

Date: 12/09/2000
From: LiveLipschitz2000


All right, so there's two gods after all. Don't expect me to worship more than one.

See you in Hell, SpaceTime! <END>

Date: 12/09/2000
From: Bill_Clinton


Like my new handle? -- LiveLipschitz2000

NOTE: This is Bill_Clinton's first and final post.

Anubis?

Date: 12/10/2000
From: SpaceTime


Hey, LL2000, shouldn't you be off spamming us with another 14,000 trivial subjects?

Stuff it up your ass.

- ST

You mistook "2" for "14,000"

Date: 12/10/2000
From: LiveLipschitz2000


You oughtta learn to count. It is a skill that will tremendously improve your everyday life. Why, every job requires counting!

By the way, I never really brought up the ancient Egyptian myth of Anubis. Good to see you're proudly showing off new information, though. Just wait till you learn to count!

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