Date: 02/21/2001
From: SpaceTime

I got a quiet chuckle out of this e-mail I was sent yesterday. Oddly, it was in reply to my adieu bid LL2k. Thanks to "Eyestabber" for having the courage to step forward:

-----Original Message-----
From: Eyestabber
[mailto:ShutUpYouUselessPig@prod-313a.tco3.web.wcom.net]
Sent: Tuesday, February 20, 2001 6:02 PM
To: SpaceTime
Subject: Pigs With Language Capacity

SpaceTime,

Shut up you disgusting pig. Go guzzle someone's phlegm. Why don't you do something useful like get vivisected? You are such a loser and have so little respect for other board members, you've got no place in the Sliders fan community at all. All you have is an overinflated opinion of yourself and some learning. That doesn't make you better than other people and the way you use what you've got only makes you LESS than other people. One of the best things for you would be to suffer a horrible brain injury and become mentally handicapped for the rest of your life, and be in no position to hurt anyone ever again. It'd be great to know you're dependent on other people for the rest of your days.

Try to drive dangerously when you're the only one on the road from now on, will you? And whatever you do, make sure you take long drives while sleep-deprived. You're disgusting you useless pig, and have no business showing your face on any fan board anywhere.

Shut up and get out of our lives.

-----End Original Message-----

- ST

LOL

Date: 02/21/2001
From: SL4ever

Why mince words like this? Next time they should just come out and tell you have they really feel.

Well, you know SpaceTime...

Date: 02/21/2001
From: capaqu

(Hey, yes I know... SHUNNED and all... I'll keep at you though until you break!! Yes, I will!)

I think that the letter sums it up quite well, don't you? Got you pegged! You are a meanie, after all! <sob> You hurt *my* feelings! <sob> You ignore me! <sob>

<SOB>

I dunno...
Luv ya anyway...
Hey, *I* must be brain-damaged!

Cheers!
cappy

HHH!

Date: 02/21/2001
From: SpaceTime

Tell me about it, SL. Come on, Hak, I mean, "Eyestabber," tell me how you really feel.

- ST

Yummy!!

Date: 02/21/2001
From: Cheerio

Like pudding, only less-tapioca-y

Wow...

Date: 02/21/2001
From: RMScream

You can practically feel the love emanating from that post! It's good to know the people of this board are united! Damn, I'm so glad that everyone sees the goodness in people! :-P

-RM

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