WWID: What would INFORMANT do?

Date: 06/10/2001
From: SpaceTime

Situation:

You wake up in the morning and see that your cat has died, thus leaving you NO EARTHLY FRIENDS WHATSOEVER. You stick a Q-Tip in your ear. Suddenly, the doorbell rings.

What would *Informant* do?

a) Ram the Q-Tip into the festering tumor in his head he calls a brain to hide it from his "visitor."

b) Run naked into the door to see if it leaves an "impression" on the other side.

c) Let a neuron misfire and "think," thus causing his LEMON SHAPED FACE to IMPLODE.

d) POST ANOTHER "DEBATE" ON THE BBOARD.

e) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

Don't think too hard! Your brain might cave in from atrophy like Informant's has!

- ST

Hehe...

Date: 06/10/2001
From: Charmed07

I still like Info, but that WWJD thing was just cute asnd so dead-on about Infy's faith.

ST, if you haven't already, PLEASE check out www.mightybigtv.com . You will LOVE this site.

What are you talking about

Date: 06/10/2001
From: VirtualDimension

Infromant hasn't posted a debate here in TWO DAYS. If anyone's fueling the fire it's you, Batman.

VD

Yeah, and here's why.

Date: 06/10/2001
From: SpaceTime

Listen, poodle jumper, I can only intuit that in the past two days no one has knocked on his door, thus SHAKING HIM from his agoraphobic lifestyle and forcing him to commit to a BBoard post instead of EMBRACING THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

Informant is afraid of me as he is afraid of that bag of Cool Ranch Doritos on his kitchen counter. It taunts him. TAUNTS HIM.

Does it taunt you?

- ST

Okay, that's just freaky...

Date: 06/10/2001
From: Informant

I don't mind you insulting me. What else does one of your level have to do? I'm not gonna bite, so give it up.

But how the HELL did you know about the Doritos on the counter?

Trivial Pursuits

Date: 06/10/2001
From: SpaceTime

Of course you're not going to bite, Rocky Raccoon! We've all learned by now that you avoid responding to me unless you have a trite joke that only QBall79 laughs at when he's flossing his TEETH with a jagged TOENAIL.

Of course, we've also all learned that you won't deem anything worthy of a real response unless you start the topic yourself.

Hey Info, maybe if I'd have put a "(political)" in the topic name you'd jizz in your pants and start formulating ways to look like the partisan ass you are!

Dink, I wasn't looking for a reply from you in this topic. I prefer that you look like the flabbergasted buffoon you are in the other topics where I ask you to defend your hasty opinions. But you *DID* reply, thus proving that you DID bite... ergo, YOU COUGHED UP A PERSONAL LIE IN YOUR OWN POST. While that paradox slowly weaves its way into that Chex Mix you call a BRAIN, understand this:

Someone of my level is ABOVE you. Hell, even Rush Limbaugh is above you, seeing as at least he takes the time to MAKE UP facts before presenting them to the gaggle of idiocy who listens to him.

Making fun of you should be a BBoard PASTTIME.

- ST

Where'd that come from?

Date: 06/11/2001
From: Grizzlor

I would say D), at which time he and I would argue over perhaps the Federal government's role in this scenario.
But still, what brought this on, Good lord, a)-C) are fairly harsh

SpaceTime showing his stability again

Date: 06/11/2001
From: reknaBLJ

First of all no one cares about your posts. You attack those who are good people and just sit back and watch for the response (like this email). But hey no one cares and the fact that people aren't going all crazy about your post probably bugs you. Info making little response is good. He knows you ain't stable and it is pointless to argue with you. You probably have some crisis in your life right now getting you to make this post and most likely you will probably make a post against me now thus proving my point. Well you once had something... a popular website for a popular TV show.. Well the show is gone and you are stuck with a low visited website hoping someone news will come in to upload to your site... talk about pathetic. Hey to get you pissed like you are trying to do to info with little results... YOU STOLE YOUR INFO FROM EXPERT!!!!

later

Rekna, you dipshit...

Date: 06/11/2001
From: CoolSlider

First and foremost: who the hell are you?

I mean, maybe I'm overlooking it, but I've never seen you here before. It's odd that someone I've never seen here before would come into this conversation and tell ST how much of a flaming fucko he is. You are most likely some faggy poster using a fake handle so that SpaceTime doesn't insult your real persona. And if that is the case, you are a huge huge COWARD.

Now about earthprime.com...how is it POSSIBLE to keep the hit-count up when the show is DONE and there is very little NEW material to present? Huh? And there are constantly new things added to ep.com. Critical episode reviews are being done by ST and Recall, probably the best reviews of Sliders episodes on the net. In addition to that, if you were smarter than my 7 year old neighbour with downe syndrome, you would have read up above that he has a new feature coming to the site in the form of the Mission Inn.

And how can you criticize his website when you yourself have not given anything to the community.

HELO WHERE IS REKNAZ WEBSITE? NOT HERE OKY!

ST *stole* stuff from the Expert. Right. Give it back to him then, ST. Put it back with the rest of his site at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/9053.

Oh wait a minute...THERE'S NOTHING THERE! If anything, you should be grateful that he has saved these episode guides rather than accuse him of stealing.

I think that's it for you. Here...

I'm thrusting my pelvis at you.

Because I want you to eat a fat FAT DICK.

And I've got your fat FAT DICK

RIGHT HERE!

CoolSlider

Cool SLider...

Date: 06/11/2001
From: reknaBLJ

If you looked carefully you would know exactly who I am... and my point is is he his being rude to Info flaming him with unfounded unnecessary comments so I went and did the same thing. It is nice to know who is on SpaceTime's side this time around.

... oh and if you are smart enough you may figure out who I am I have been here for years. I know ST knows who I am. I have no secrets...

BLJ
JLB

Sorry if I'm not dyslexic. (END)

Date: 06/11/2001
From: CoolSlider

Cocksmoker.

np coolslider

Date: 06/11/2001
From: JLBanker

like your reply :).

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