ToFGaL Results: SL4ever vs Blinker

Date: 07/14/2001
From: Recall317

"Now is the moment of truth. Judgement," declared DieselFukaiKenji.

"The Iron Flamer has prepared four attacks on his competitor, while the challenger served up a gut-busting twelve entrees. The challenger seems pretty confident as the judges sample his presentation."

"I tried to vary my assaults. I didn't want to overdo it with just one flavor," explained SL4ever.

"Mmm. I kind of liked the Dollar Auction substory. Maybe the extra storyline reminded me of my soap opera; I dunno. It provided a little break and some humor," opined Asako.

"I can tell the challenger really wants it. Really, really, really wants it. God, how many more of these do I have to read?" replied Brand_Korn.

"Next up, the Iron Flamer Blinker. Known for his precision and tactical strikes, he has prepared only one third of the dishes his opponent threw out," said DFK.

"I could have beat him with one, but this is pageantry after all," declared the Iron Flamer.

"Hee hee. Flaming is funny," said Cassie. "Did I mention I'm in a movie? It's called Sub Rosa. What do you mean this isn't a junket?"

"The Iron Flamer has once again prepared a masterful mound of words for us to feast upon. It doesn't take a fortune teller to predict how this will turn out. But seeing as that's my job..."said Kazuko.

"OK, the judges have completed their scoring and the Chairman has moved to the center platform to announce the verdict!"

Chairman Kaga strode to the main stage as the lights dimmed, the judges trailing behind him.

"Our competitors battled well today. Alas, only one can be named the winner. And now, the verdict."

[Cue A Zed and Two Naughts, Tracks 6 and 11. ]

"The Challenger SL4ever bombarded Iron Flamer Blinker, hoping to beat him into submission. Blinker, in an unusual move, abandoned his straight Msting technique and agreed to get down and dirty with SL4ever. Did SL4ever trick the Iron Flamer into playing his game? Did Blinker rise to the challenge? Whose flame regime will reign supreme?"

Chairman Kaga says, "The victor is IRON FLAMER!"

"Blinker has won! The Iron Flamer has dispatched with his latest opponent, keeping his winning streak intact. Let's see the scores.

10-9, 10-10, 9-8, 9-8, 8-9, and 8-7, a near sweep for the Iron Flamer. But as you can see, it was a close battle. In the end, SL4ever's deluge could not overcome what was perceived as a lack of laugh out loud moments. Quantity does not necessarily equal quality."

The Chairman shook the hands of both his champion and his most worthy challenger. "SL4ever...you dared oppose my Iron Flamer and were defeated. Now for the ceremonial extinguishing of your flame."

"Kaga has doused SL4ever with the Fire Extinguisher of Shame! This brings our show to an end. For the Iron Flamers, I am DieselFukaiKenji. Good night!"

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Congratulations on our two fighters for a game well played. It's a shame one of you has to go. Blinker, your opponent in the final round is RMScream, a foe you have previously vanquished. Take him lightly at your own risk.
The tourney will continue...

R317

Congrats Blinky!!!

Date: 07/16/2001
From: SL4ever

Good luck in the championship round! I look forward to reading it when I get back if it's happened by then. I would have felt worse if SpaceTime had won and I lost my chance for a rematch.

Sigh. I guess I'm just not gay enough to be a flamer. That seems to be what amuses the most when it comes to flaming. I'm alone in a Tom Green world. But I wouldn't have changed anything because I had a blast. I enjoyed all of it! (except for the losing. LOL. But even that was okay because I'm only an egomaniac on Flame Day.)

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