Date: 6/28/2000
From: darkslider

Cool:
I haven't seen you flame before, but I've seen you around! Good luck, and let's see what you got!

Vance:
I know it seems that you don't have an angry bone in your body, but now's the TIME TO SHOW THE ANGRY AS HELL JIMBO. Good luck!

You both have all of today to flame each other into Oblivion. At the end, I will declare the winner....

Don't take this personally...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: Vance454

But I was at CoolSlider's mom's house last night, (I was collecting my money as usual) and I found yet ANOTHER B rate porno film starring him AND his mother in his sock drawer. Now, how many times have we told this shit-faced cock master to stop this? INCEST IS WRONG YOU DONKEY RAPING SHIT-EATER!

Now let's face it, we all know that your so fat that your neck looks like a back of franks, and your mom has more chins than Chinatown. So, we don't wanna see all that! Now, please have some respect and leave the porn films to Kari Whurer.

Vance454

vance454 on aol im

Quit twisting the truth...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: CoolSlider

Because we all know that porn was about me fucking your mom. She gives great head man...I tell you, I fucked that loose piece of trailer trash till her ears bled.
Do all Texas Crackwhores like your mother give good head like that...just wondering.

CS

Ew...

Date: 6/28/2000
From: CoolSlider

I just got done chatting with vance on AIM...DO NOT AIM this sick fuck...just read on.

CoolSlider2005: Hey, what's up?

vance454: nothin much. u?

CoolSlider2005: I'm just checking out ST's interview with Clevant at http://www.earthprime.com!

vance454: ah...i gotta ask you something

CoolSlider2005: 'k. Go ahead.

vance454: do u ever spank your monkey?

CoolSlider2005: Huh?

vance454: u know...stroking the lizard, walking the dog, choking the one-eyed snake. that sort of stuff.

CoolSlider2005: ...not really. I usually get laid.

vance454: oh.

CoolSlider2005: Ever gotten laid before?

vance454: do cousins count?

CoolSlider2005: That's wrong dude!

vance454: hey, my motto is why cross the street when you can cross the hall.

CoolSlider2005: Man, you're a sick little fuck.

vance454: aw shit

CoolSlider2005: What?

vance454: i just cummed in the keyboard again.

vance454: its a bitch to clean up

CoolSlider: um...I think I gotta go.

vance454: wait! i've got one of those aim icon things!

Accept. Sharpen. Sharpen. Sharpen. Sharpen.

CoolSlider2005: Holy motherfucker of god. Is that supposed to be a pic of you?

vance454: yeah...u like?

CoolSlider2005: You look like a a fag! Ha! You fucking suck buudy. You look like a bowl of mashed up asshole. Go hang yourself or something so this world doesn't have to bear seeing your ugly face.

vance454: hey, why are u being so mean.

CoolSlider2005: Becuase you're a loser.

CoolSlider2005: Loser!

CoolSlider2005: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRR! Go fuck your sister or something.

vance454: lol she's going down on me right now.

CoolSlider2005: Okie...time to go.

See how much of s sick retard ass nasty piece of fuck this guy is. And he really does look like a bowl of mashed up asshole...probably smells like it too.

Later!
CS

Vancey! Vancey! Here boy!

Date: 6/28/2000
From: CoolSlider

Where the hell are you man...surely your sister's done sucking you off by now.

CS

I'm here...

Date: 6/29/2000
From: Vance454

...and ready to kick your butt-lusting faggot ass out of the water. See, the reason I was away so long, is because I have something called a "life". But anyway...

Well, I'm back. I just got back from CoolSlider's house, and his whole family is just full of sluts. I couldn't get through the door to pay back his mom the 2 cents that I owe her, without getting asked for sex from his sister, brother, dad, and the "family" dog! So anyway, I walk into his mom's room and she's shaving with her weedwhacker. That bitch has more hair than Bigfoot on Rogaine. So anyway, I'm talking to her about how you almost died from rugburn when you were born, when she tells me that my next 5 blows are on the house. So I just wanted to offer anyone who wants some, to call his mom's own 1-800 number. Careful though, his mom has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tounge is in jail.

1-800-BLO-4FREE

Vance454

vance454 on aol im

Okay fuckface...

Date: 6/29/2000
From: CoolSlider

Making fun of me...I'm cool with that. Basically I couldn't give a flying fuck about the bullshit you say about me.

But when you make fun of my family...that's where the line is drawn.

See, you little ass raping faggot, you don't even know me. How could you know my family. Think about that, assreamer. Now instead of sitting here talking about my mom and all that other shit, I suggest I come down to your trailer park down in the god foresaken state of Texas (Yeehaw) and club you like a baby seal. Get your head out of your ass, moron.

And since you talked about my family, I guess I'll even the score. It's a known fact that your mom has to shove ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Mmmm, doesn't that leave an appetizing picture. Makes you want to eat that up.

Here's a crazy idea...leave the board and go do something productive like...hmm, I dunno look for your real dad. I know its a hard task. Hopefully you can limit your search down to Texas...well, it'd be hard to limit it to the USA. I guess that's what you get for being the son of a crackwhore.

Later
CS

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