The Way It Wuz®: Mar9/2000

Date: 03/10/2000
From: Blinker

Abbreviated edition today...

= THEME SONG =

In the now-deleted postings, (lalala)
Of Ninety-Eight A.D. -- (lalalala)
There was a guy named Blinker,
Who signed up for this here B.B. -- (lalalala)

He took over this post from SL4,
A poetic review of the week before --
He had trouble inventing something new,
So the posters locked him up
Aboard the Satellite of TWIW...

(GET ME DOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!)

We'll send him cheesy articles,
The newest we can find -- (lalalala)
He'll have to sit and rhyme them all,
While he goes out of his mind -- ("THAT'S a short trip!")

The only thing, that can save poor Blink
From being driven around the bend -- (lalalala)
Is spending all day on IM chat,
With a bunch of his Sliders friends...

BBOARD, ROLL CALL!

Vigeant -- "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Afl -- "Oops! *grin*"
kaythia -- "Dunkin' Donuts!"
Brand SSSSSSSSSSSSS -- "F*ck FOX!"

You're wondering how he sleeps at night,
Having posted such filthy words -- (lalalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a post,
Technically, nothing was heard -- "

On The Way It Wuz, Thursday March 9, 2000...

- THE LITTLE 7:-#!!!! -
JOC's ultimatum is final...
It's COC or he won't do the movie.
The only way *I* can see out? LSD!
Hand it out at all screenings:
"Heyy, Amish dude! GROOVY!"

- THE TOP 10 PLACES REMMY COULD HAVE ENDED UP AFTER "THE SEER" -

10. Wormhole spits him back out... seconds later, Claire's guards arrive and kill them all.
9. Wormhole spits him onto Kromagg-ravaged Earth Prime... seconds later, a Manta ship fries him to a cinder. Meanwhile on Seer Earth, Claire's guards arrive and kill all the others.
8. Wormhole spits him into the Pacific ocean... he protests 'I can't swim!,' but somehow manages to do so flawlessly. Meanwhile on Seer Earth, Claire's guards arrive and play board games with the others.
7. A world of giants, inside someone's tongue.
6. In a meeting of the Season Three writing staff... all of whom mysteriously drop dead seconds after Remmy emerges.
5. Lands on Azure Gate Bridge world... directly on top of the Professor. (Where else?)
4. "Early Edition" world, where he mistakes Kyle Chandler for Quinn... due to the aftereffects of attending a Sliders movie screening.
3. Crushed to death inside the wormhole, as the Kromagg machine was constructed by Silverguy.
2. Two words: New Jersey. AHHHHHHHH!!!!
1. We never find out, as Cleavant refuses to appear in a followup unless Clinton plays one of the Sliders.

- Blinker 7:-P
http://welcome.to/gate_haven

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