SpaceTime took a shot. Everything was adding up nicely, mere hours from establishing his presence in the international arena.

"Zach, hand me the TV remote... I think there's some porn on," ST said as he downed a shot of Jager. He sniffed. He knew something was in the air.

The screen flickered on. Instead of porn, dammit, it was those two yahoos Jorge_Cis and Sabre_Edge. "We open ourselves to the highest bidder," they said as they unveiled their weak-ass banner: Dec-10 Boyz.

"These two are the whitest people alive and they have the nerve to spell 'Boys' with a z?!" yelled Darkslider. "*Someone's getting a post about their love affair with Mr. Belvedere tomorrow."

"How sad," ST said. "Having to buy time and waste precious money on advertising themselves. We don't go to people. People come to US."

"Really?" asked DS.

"We've already got one side lined up for some tactical raids. We'll get drunk, make fun of Executive and then hit a strip club before heading out on reconnaisance. And then we'll give the receipt to Glory Boys here for taking up valuable TV porn time."

"Sexy. You are MY GOD."

The two raised glasses, pounded a couple rounds of tequila and went to play some pool when they heard one of the Glory Boys talk some serious smack about the LoB.

"...if they're sober," the television belched.

ST snapped his cue in half and swung it at a hat rack loaded up with berets and baseball caps. "This means battle."

The Legion of Booze made a call. One of its insiders gave up some startling information.

"This should shut down the Glory Boys... for good," ST said.

Darkslider grabbed his GoofGoggles™ and prepared for battle.

ST

Yeontoo hangs up the phone with a small frown. Watching her bosses open the bidding, she smirks at their actions. Working for mercs was gonna be different, but hopefully, fun.

She picks up the telephone, calling Matt and Zach's favorite liquor store right up the road. Yeontoo orders a case each of all their favorite liquors to be delivered ...pronto.

With Sabre_Edge's personal credit card (he gave her a funny look when she asked for it), she adds to the large tip if the delivery boy will make sure that both Mr ST and Mr DS sample each case.

"That should hamper them for a long time", she giggled.

Her bosses give her a strange look, hoping she is doing her job properly.

My judgement, Spacetime and Darkslider physically swap fantasies with JorgeCis and Sabre_Edge. I'll share my belle with them when I'm done.