Article: Lil Beret War loophole
Date: 4/22/2000
From: Mychand
Well, Dellyone, there was a secret plan that you didn't know about........

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Lilsweetheart and Logan91 walked into BFA headquarters. The events that had transpired were not too pretty. So many were dead. But, they managed to pull off a victory few would know about.

1013shan stormed into the main social hall. “Is he really dead?” she asked. “If this is true, you know what I want!”

Lilsweetheart and Logan91 took off their disguises. They were exhausted. “We have what you want,” said Lil. “He’s in cell one. It’s not a pretty site. He reeks of alcohol.”

“He’ll pay for killing Britslider,” said 1013shan

Slider_Sarah came running into the room. “Is it true?” she asked. “Is he here? I want to see him.”

1013shan stared at Sarah. She was unsure of Sarah’s motives. “I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

“Oh come on 1013shan,” replied Sarah. “I promise I won’t let him go.”

“No,” said 1013shan. “I think Lil should do the honors.”

A devious smile crossed 1013shan’s face. She couldn’t wait for her hostage to learn the truth. Although she would miss Britslider and her chance to turn him over to the BFA side, she knew she had won.

Logan91 followed Lil down to the cell where the hostage was being held. They could hear him mumbling. “Dead, they are all dead,” he said. “I did it! They are all dead!”

“This should be good,” said Logan91. The two ladies couldn’t control their laughter. They had fooled everyone except those who knew about the JOC board costume party.

Two large men were guarding the prisoner. The BFA decided not to take any chances.

“Let me go in first,” said Lil. “I want a moment alone with him.”

Spacetime jumped up from the little bed that he had been resting on. He thought for a moment that he must still be intoxicated. He rubbed his eyes, not believing what he saw before him.

“What the hell?” he asked. “You are dead. I know you’re dead. Everyone is dead.”

Mychand smiled at Spacetime. “What? Do you think I’m some kind of ghost?”

Spacetime sat back down on the bed. “I must be hallucinating.”

“No, what you didn’t know is that Dellyone never had me,” replied Mychand. “If you will recall, she wasn’t sure she had the right Mychand from the very beginning.”

Logan91 stepped into the cell. “That’s right,” she said. “So I set a plan in motion.”

“What plan?” asked Spacetime. “I see you survived too.”

“I told Dellyone that we were sending two neutral representatives but they were really Mychand and myself in disguise. No one but the two of us and 1013shan knew the plan.”

“I’m surprised Sarah didn’t pick up on it and tell you,” said Mychand. “I’d love to know what power you have over her.”

“So why do you want me?” said Spacetime. “My people are going to come after you. You’ll never be safe.”

“Oh, not true,” replied Logan91. “We found their weakness and paid them very well.”

Mychand laughed. “Yeah, all the booze they want for the rest of their lives.”

“Damn!” shouted Spacetime. “But what do you want with me?”

The three turned around as they heard an evil laugh coming from the door of the cell. “I’m the one who wants you,” laughed 1013shan “You killed my best bud. Now you’ll have to pay. Ladies, go and find a nice new towel and beret for our prisoner.”

Spacetime had a look of horror on his face at first and then began to laugh. “Hell,” he said. “What am I so freaked out about. I’m surrounded by women.”

The three women laughed. “The Beret War is over!” yelled Mychand. “Long live the BFA!”

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By the way, my alternate JOCBoard handle IS Lilsweetheart.

LOL...My :o)

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1. Not bad....just one thing... 4/23/2000 darkslider
2. I like this but... 4/23/2000 dellyone
3. Dellyone... 4/23/2000 Mychand
4. I love it! 4/23/2000 Logan91
5. Jesus. 4/24/2000 SpaceTime
6. ah ST 4/24/2000 Mychand

Reply: Not bad....just one thing...
Date: 4/23/2000
From: darkslider
You're EXTREMELY lucky I'm dead at this point. Otherwise....


-darkslider


 

Reply: I like this but...
Date: 4/23/2000
From: dellyone
There never was a hostage release. That was all in dellyone and PoliteSliderFan's mind as they were dying. In dellyone's final thoughts, Brit was alive with Spaz on the Caribbean island which was the deal made between dellyone and Brit.

BTW when did Brit get killed off? Last I read was that Matthew Perry got him out of the LoB. Brit asked me to kill his character off, but I didn't so I wrote that ending above. Unfortunately, SpaceTime and Darkslider killed off Group X before I could post the hostage release so I had to change the post to make it like a dream sequence.


Mychand,
Awesome loophole. I was wondering if anyone was going to exploit that one. LOL. I like the ending!


dellyone

 

Reply: Dellyone...
Date: 4/23/2000
From: Mychand
Yeah, we never made it to the hostage release but we were planning to send Lilsweetheart and Logan91 as we had told you. We didn't want you to know at that point. Lil was the "real" Mychand and well, I'll let Logan91 tell you her identity. You probably already figured it out. ST killed off everyone before we had a chance to do anything...but he never had the "real" Mychand. :o)

I'm not sure about Britslider. I thought ST had killed him at some point since he said all were killed. I actually don't remember reading where the Mychand "double" was killed.

Hmmm..interesting.

My :o)

 

Reply: I love it!
Date: 4/23/2000
From: Logan91
Loophole indeed. For now I think I'll keep my ident secret. Of course anyone with half a brain already knows me.

bwahahaha.

Berets For All! (especially the last surviving member of the Lob).

~Logan

 

Reply: Jesus.
Date: 4/24/2000
From: SpaceTime
Everyone's gotta have the final say, right?

Pfft.

I've seen "Choose Your Own Adventures" with less endings than this ridiculous story. Regardless of "which" Mychand I took, I still dropped nuclear weapons on the goddamn headquarters.

EVERYONE DIED. NO LOOPHOLES BECAUSE EVERYONE DIED WITH THE CREATIVITY DISRUPTOR™. SORRY.

When it says "THE END," that's not a springboard for everyone to write their own post script.

ST

 

Reply: ah ST
Date: 4/24/2000
From: Mychand
hmm....did't know you bombed headquarters. Oh well, it's fiction. We're Sliders fans. Anything is possible. Plus, who really cares? It's all a joke anyway. But, your ending can stand if that's what you want. I was just having a little fun.

What, don't you think you'd look good in a towel? Darn!

LOL
My

 


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