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Why the LoB are inept
mercs...A rebuttal |
Date:
4/5/2000
From: Sabre_Edge
Sabre_Edge presses a button during the bidding to
take control of all the television channels in the realm of
the bboard. The first shots being just fired by their rivals
in the soldier for hire business.
"This a Public Service Announcement warning you of the
dangers of hiring a couple of drunks as mercenaries for your
factions.
We feel it is necessary to inform you of a few points pertaining
to the Legion of Booze.
Point one: They must be blind because anyone who continually
spouts the wonderous glories of Betty White wearing only thigh
high fish nets and a smile has got to be visiually impaired."
Jorge_Cis turns to SE, "dude thats gross!" "Quiet
man! These people need to know about this," SE smirks.
"Point Two: They both have a serious case of hemmoroids!
Don't ask me how but I just saw their self proclaimed 'miracle
cure' roll up to their apartment. So ST, Dark if you are watching
this right now your case of Jell-O chocolate pudding pops have
arrived and Mr. Cosby has arrived with them to personally administer
'the treatment'!"
JC: "Dude thats sick! Why don't they just use some Prep-H
or something?"
SE: "They said they like the creamy cool texture, go figure",
he laughs.
"Point Three: The LoB is too preoccupied with getting to
2nd base with a female that they can't keep their mind on work.
And guys for the record, fondling a Kentucky Fried Chicken Tender
Roast breast doesn't not qualify 'second base'. And another
thing for clarification for you two their motto is 'Finger licking
Good', FINGER licking! The next time I hear about one of you
dumping a bucket of the Colonel's Original Recipe on your naked
lap I'm going to throw up!"
JC: "Dude! They don't want to know this!"
SE: "The leaders have to know what they are getting into!"
JC: "I'm turning this thing off right now!"
SE: "Wait I got more!"
JC: "Man you are crazy! Calm down!"
JC tackles SE to the ground.
SE: "They need to know about their organization's logo!
Any group that uses the Hamburger Helper Hand grasping that
phalic symbol of a pastry, Twinkie the Kid, has got to be unqualified!"
JC dives for the panel, shutting off the transmission.
Yeontoo, a little taken aback, looks to the horrified bidders
on the screens. "Um...Let the bidding...uh...resmume?
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The
sound of a few throats clearing... |
Date:
4/5/2000
From: Yeontoo
While there was a stall in the bidding (everyone
had to collect their thoughts together after that), Yeontoo
glanced at her newspaper where she'd been perusing the latest
war news.
Opened and folded backwards, her paper had a list of somewhat
rules &/or regulations. She suspected some of this was propaganda,
but hey, it was war. One in particular caught her eye.
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3. What are the rules...if there are any? Or does anything go?
~~~Basic rules; don't make it personal, no nasty flaming, and
most important HAVE FUN!! :-)
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Since the factions were discussing amongst themselves, Yeontoo
pushed pause and lifted the paper pointing to it.
JorgeCis grimaces, "I seen that, so did you". He helped
his partner off the floor.
"But those rules are for war between the Beret factions.
The LoB isn't a war faction, they're..." Sabre-Edge began.
"I heard your thoughts!" Yeontoo interrupted, holding
up her hands. "So did the leaders of the BFA and ABL".
SE looked satisfied with himself and Y pulled out some earplugs
for the next time.
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Judgement |
Date:
4/6/2000
From: RandomJudgement
My judgement - Both the LoB and the Dec10 Boyz are
transparent simpletons.
My suggestions - La Belle, I'm your towel boy! Forever faithful
to all of your toweling needs. I'll join you in every towel
needing function. The ABL will live forever!
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