BBoard Glossary [NJLAR]

Date: 11/18/2001
From: Blinker

Cause I'm bored, that's why!

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Profuse [n.]
Something Peck never quite got the hang of.

Posterity [n.]
What the BBoard Archive is for.

Cleavage [n.]
Somewhere around 40, I'm thinking.

Brandish [adj.]
Similar in tone or structure to The Dominion War.

Relief [n.]
What we all felt when relrelrelaboo finally shut the hell up.

Headquarters [n.]
Wade's dorm.

Pollution [n.]
Aggravating condition caused by slider75's attempted takeover of the EustiPoll franchise.

Dark Horse [n.]
See "Tembi Yak."

Ratify [v.]
To insert Ryan into a story game.

Remember [n.]
That single, lonely spark of the original Rembrandt that survived his reincarnations as Navy Man and Embittered PoW.

Charlie Horse [n.]
See "Tembi Yak."

Recallcitrance [n.]
A stunned refusal to believe that Earth 317 is over.

Texture [n.]
A background pattern used on Earth62.net.

Salary Cap [n.]
A 'Caption This!' riff expressing disbelief that Kari Wuhrer was paid almost $350,000 to act in Season Five, when a 'Jiggle Me, Baby' blow-up doll would have provided the same performance for $6.99.

Satisfiction [n.]
The feeling derived from reading a ThomasMalthus episode.

Stupefiction [n.]
The feeling derived from reading a Dorky episode.

Putrefiction [n.]
See "'Post' Traumatic Slide Syndrome."

Real Estate [n.]
A current affairs program merging "The Fifth Estate" and "Politically Inept."

Dust Jacket [n.]
What would have been the prize had SIY 2 ever materialized.

Anticlimax [n.]
1. What we got when the ending to "Summer of Love" was aired in place of the Pilot's during Bonnie Hammer's "Fourplay" programming stunt.
2. The end result of "Fourplay."

Heated Debate [n.]
See "Informant."

Reheated Debate [n.]
See "Wade vs. Maggie."

Pecking Order [n.]
A contemplative monastic sect founded by Sliderseth devoted to worship and study of "The Exodus."

Tempest [n.]
A flame war instigated by an ill-advised bungie poster's attack on TemporalFlux.

JOCular [adj.]
Describes an off-colour joke believed by the teller to be hilarious, while in fact alienating over 83% of his fan base.

Angiogram [n.]
A personalized birthday greeting from Yeontoo.

Maggnificent [adj.]
Describes "Invasion." And NOTHING else.

Index [prep.]
Location of 98% of the world's PIEs. :-P

Replywood [n.]
The only thing TIP posts are good for: construction material.

Anyone else got some?

- Blinker 7:-D
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

ROFLMAO...

Date: 11/19/2001
From: MissingSliderRyan

Blinker, you kill me. :-D Thanks for an early morning laugh.

Headroom [n.]
The location of Wade, S3/S4 Quinn, Maggie and Mallory.

 

MSR
continuing to ratify stories :-D

Beginning Text [n.]

Date: 11/19/2001
From: Recall317

Subtraction through addition.

Very impressive, Blinker! I will attempt to keep the glossary going as best I can.

Dominion [n.]
1. Immortalized hotel despite its appearance in a mere dozen episodes.
2. Slow loading Bboard dominated by pop-up ads

CoolSlider [n.]
1. Fun lovin' Weezer fan from Canada
2. Peck inspired third season episode where Quinn leads a Jamaican bobsled team to Olympic glory

NSR [adj.]
I.e. Buffy-related.

MSR [adj.]
I.e. Nick Lea-related.

Quinntessential [adj.]
Of or relating to S1 or S2 Quinn.

Execute [v.]
To flame in such a roundabout way as to inadvertantly target oneself. Also see "rbwebster"

Bennished [n.]
Exiled forever due to the petty whims of ignorant VPs.

Handle with Care [n.]
See "Dexibal_Lecter." Mmmm...snackcakes...

Handle without a Care [n.]
See "Twizzler"

Poetig [n.]
Fanfiction that employs the forbidden arts of character development and description.

Continuity [n.]
Mallory or Maggie occassionally mentioning Wade or Arturo in passing.

Starrstruck [n.]
The constant state sliderseth finds himself in.

Torménted [adj.]
The feeling one gets watching "Into the Mystic" and "Slither" back to back.

HHH! [int.]
Immediate response to Brand_S's 7th season.

Bliss [n.]
See "Gate Haven"

R317

Moist Excellent

Date: 11/19/2001
From: SL4ever

BT can suck my big ole fat nasty hairy hillbilly...

...dog. (I know not all of that showed up, but I like to leave BT wanting)

Hysterical and very clever. Some of those are so clever I reacted as follows: "HA HA HA ... Hey, that's f-ing BRILLIANT!!! ... HA HA HA!!!"

"All beard and no PIE makes Dexibal very very angry."

sliderseth syndrome

Date: 11/19/2001
From: Joey_Starr

see definition below...

 

1. The act of being a moron

2. The misconception that saeson 3 of Sliders was the best by far.

3. The absurd idea that season 3 of sliders did NOT rip off movies

4. The uncontrollable urge to engage in intercourse with wild jumping marsupials(ie Kangaroos)

5. To hate shows that most people like with no logical reason to back it up.

6. To have the mission of just pissing people off

7. The inability to express one's self in the English language

8. To have a stick up ones ass

9. To think all other BBoarders are being secretly recruited by Joey_Starr to flame him

10. To be in love with a gay porn star named Spike

11. To not know what AIM is

12. The ability to eat your own jizz as a contact sport

13. The act of jinxing Sliders and any other show you like

14. To be a major hypocrite in all your endeavors

15. To make a new enemy everytime you post

16. To believe everything you read without checking it out first

17. To flame so poorly that you a 5 year old with a wet noodle could do better

18. To act as if you were 8 but admit to being 29

19. To post in such a way that nobody knows what you are talking about but claim to be otherwise

20. To bitch about NSR posts but to then post a NSR topic and not say so

21. To reply to a thread by starting a new one[see also Hakkovan]

22. To notice your own spelling and grammar mistakes after you post and then make more while correcting them.

23. to make more spelling and grammar mistakes than the post you are mocking

24. To think that Coolslider is Brand_S

25. To participate in posts that are about a show you hate

The list goes on and on. Anyone care to fill in the rest?

JS
Whew! I could have gone on for days!!!

Ambrose Bierce's grave spins...

Date: 11/19/2001
From: ThomasMalthus

The Devil's Dictionary must be destroyed!!

...because of my replies, but here they come anyways.

SL4iffic (adj): The feeling of joy that comes on when you see that a new SL4ever MSTing is up. e.g. I feel SL4iffic!

Starrsethize (v.): To post antagonistic messages back and forth for the purpose of inflating the number of reply posts in a thread.

Starrsethophobia (n.): The fear that Joey_Starr and sliderseth's hate-hate relationship could pull a Buffy and Spike.

Buffilingomania (n.): The act of casually inserting Buffy references into nonrelated statements. e.g. Everything TM says (Willow).

Tempbits (pl. n.): Pieces of information given by someone in the know to those who are not.

Aghastreement (n.): The fact that Info and I actually agree on most everything about "Buffy" and "Angel" this season.

The Church of Blinker Day Saints (pr. n.): A religious organization devoted to the world-recognized deification of an obscure Canadian author. Founded by ThomasMalthus and SL4ever.

ThomasMalthus

SEXENGS [n?]

Date: 11/19/2001
From: CoolSlider

The long-awaited definition!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, forget it. It's not for you.
--
CoolSlider

Dexibal [n.]

Date: 11/19/2001
From: Callie21V

A unit of stomach volume. :-P :-D

Setback [n.]
Something we were never meant to see... ie, the two-dimensional Mexican village facade in "Slither."

cc [n.]
A unit of poison.

Pharaoast [n.]
Every monster scarab's favourite delicacy.

Eusfulness [n.]
One of the Hall of Fame's many sterling qualities.

Slide-Splittingly Funny [adj.]
See "Lipschitz Live."

Infoe [n.]
See "Heated Debate;" "HunterD_Raven"

Guywire [n.]
The power cord on a customer service bot.

Prima Donner [n.]
Lead female singer in "Mr. T vs the Sliders: The Opera!"

Space Opera [n.]
One with a death scene longer than Wagner's entire "Ring of the Nibelung."

Geigirl [n.]
The terrifying result had Peck gone with his original plan to merge Rembrandt and Maggie and just forget about the O'Connells.

Foghorny [adj.]
See "Sleazy Slider."

Lipschtick [n.]
Charlie Brill's unique brand of audacious comedy.

Slidereal Time [n.]
An odd application of General Relativity that permits 60 seconds of objective time to last two and a half minutes.

Lockejaw [n.]
Condition of being unable to close one's >:-#ing mouth.

And... that's all I can think of right now. Call it 'post haste.' :-D

>>> C/21

Adding some more

Date: 11/20/2001
From: MissingSliderRyan

After havinng had some time to think...

hoedown [n.]
Maggie's favorite position

castrating [v.]
The process of asking which cast was better
A. Three men and a lady i.e. The Fabulous Four
B. Two men, a lady and a tramp
C. A man, a heartless bastard and a tramp
D. A man, a piece of wood, a tramp and a duck
E. A man, a tramp, a mute, and a joker
F. A hippie, a traitor, an abused woman, adventure seeker etc.

 

MSR

Here's one:

Date: 11/20/2001
From: QuantumFluxLSV2

Damn you beginning text!

 

Peckified [n.]
An unspeakable horror that consumes anything that Peck touches. Also see Sliders S3-S5.

QF
QuantumFluxLSV2@aol.com

How much wood would a TIP generate?

Date: 12/18/2001
From: TheIrrelevantPoster

TIP:Ah, I got nothing, besides no one can possibly be reading this and if you are you win 1 MILLION DOLLLARS, just give the TIP $1,000,001 and you’ll get 1 million dollars!!!!

Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/27006
Nominated by Recall317