Top 10 Executive Reactions To This Post
From: Blinker
Date: 6/22/99

A little while back, I decided to write a neutral, third-party parody of the Tf/Exec flamewar. Like any good writer, I then dug in to do some research. Here's what I found.
a) At http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/6115/6 , there are some e-mails apparently written by Executive, in which he admits to harassing the board under another handle. He has steadfastly denied writing the letters, which he attributes to Danbagel trying to frame him.

b) You may notice that near the end of the third letter, he misspells the word "further" as "furthur."

c) If you check http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/6918/1 , posted some weeks later, you will see Exec title an article "Nothing could be furthur from the truth."

So without furthoor ado, I give you...

TOP 10 EXECUTIVE REACTIONS TO THIS POST
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10. "Obviously, Danbagel is just as uneducated as I am."
9. "SOME weeks later?? Obviously, you have a tenuous grasp of the facts."
8. "Even now, O.J. Simpson and I are searching for the real perpetrators."
7. "Blinker = TemporalFlux = The_Cynic = SpaceTime. ==>END"
6. "David Peckinpah made me do it."
5. "The accusations that I pick fights with Flux are unfounded. By the way, can you believe how pathetic that guy's website is? He has timer-style LCDs spelling out entire words, even though it's clear that the timer on the show couldn't show more than six characters at a time, and certainly not diagonal lines! What a LOSER!"
4. "I never denied writing the letters. And hey, the President's a liar too."
3. "I would remind you all of the many things I have done to help this board over the years. For instance, I've stopped signing my handle with spaces between the letters to conserve Internet bandwidth."
2. "This is all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to discredit me, as evidenced by the fact that Danbagel somehow managed to accurately describe events on this board, such as the October Spoiler Controversy, which he wasn't even here for."
1. "I admit to my actions as Daniel_2, I apologize to the board, and I pledge to never attack Tf again but adhere solely to civil discussion."

We'll see...

Blinker 7:-)


LOL!!
From: SL4ever
Date: 6/22/99

Of course, he would have to be able to comprehend this post before he could react to it, wouldn't he? So his reaction might actually be: "Oh, just check the post dates of my last 10 posts and you will see that it couldn't have been me!"
Or something like that. :-D

Hey!
From: SL4ever
Date: 6/22/99

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ROFLMFBO!!!!!!!!
From: Chaser9
Date: 6/22/99

He's coming after you next Blinker!!!!! RUN, RUN LIKE HELL!

--Chaser9
SLAP(Sabrina Lloyd Appreciation Project)
http://zap.to/slap

I have been beaten! nooooo!!
From: Chaser9
Date: 6/22/99

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Oh my God!
From: stuslide
Date: 6/22/99

I have a bad feeling about this, but it was funny as hell.


Stuslide

LOLly LOL!
From: Slider_Sarah
Date: 6/22/99

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LOL
From: Ruester
Date: 6/22/99

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ROFLMFBOAYAE!!!
From: QBall79
Date: 6/22/99

Did you get all that?! I never thought evidence could be so hilarious!!! You must have a lot of spare time on your hands, but Blinker...THANKS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, so much for reducing bandwidth...
From: QBall79
Date: 6/22/99

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TF and EXEC can both be babies
From: LBJM
Date: 6/22/99

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LBJM, I feel like you've . . . .
From: Chaser9
Date: 6/22/99

missed the point. Blinker was originally intent on doing something mocking the both of them, but after further investigation, it appeared as if Executive was a more open target . . . meaning . . . Blinker must have discovered SOMETHING in all of his research to warrant changing it from a TF/Exec post to a full Executive post. Food for thought . . . nothing more, nothing less (after all, If I state any other opinion he'll flame me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
--Chaser9
SLAP (Sabrina Lloyd Appreciation Project)
http://zap.to/slap

Cute, Blinker but incomplete
From: Executive
Date: 6/22/99

I'm actually not offended -- except that you made it kind of one-sided. How about making a similar parody for Flux? So you're basing all of this on whether I and a different user (who originally used the name "Danbagel") spelled the word "further" instead "furthur". Wow, a single letter that any number of people might spell the same way!! (Executive reaction #11)

Here's to restraint
From: rooboy
Date: 6/23/99

It seems that Executive has been able to restrain himself from any sort of anger in regards to this post.

Here's hoping he can keep it up, even with respect to any negative comments he may think of making about TF.

Help...
From: Mychand
Date: 6/23/99

I've fallen out of my chair and I can't get up! Did you have to make me laugh so hard!! Blinker......LOL


Mychand :o)

LOVE IT!!
From: CaptJames_T_Kirk
Date: 6/23/99

I must congratulate you on your detective work. As far as Exec's spelling, lets say at least he's a consistant idiot!

CaptJames_T_Kirk
From: Executive
Date: 6/23/99

You're new here and don't know the whole story, so don't be so quick to insult me.

Everyone's laughing at you Exec
From: The_Cynic
Date: Unknown

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Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/7860 (purged)
Nominated by Blinker

 

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