Today's "Morsel of Ex-Lax GOODNESS™"

Date: 01/07/2001
From: Callie21V

Today we visit the B... er, GvsE board for an Executive episode review that consists largely of shoplifting advice for the nutritionally challenged...

"The young Mr. Smythe is a troubled teen, but it does seem out of character for him to steal anything. But why Slim Jim beef snacks? Sure, they are tasty treats, but they have no nutritional value whatsoever! Now if Ben cared about his health he would have stuffed something else down his pants or in his jacket, like a granola bar, a Power Bar, a trial size bag of Total cereal (if General Mills even has those on the market yet) or something else packed with essential vitamins and minerals."

- http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/1688/104

We also learn that Exec dials into 'AOL Movie Phone' EVERY Saturday morning before heading off to a matinee:

"In case you're wondering, today I'm seeing 'The Ninth Gate' with Johnny Depp, Lena Olin, and Frank Langella."

Thank you, Executive. We love you.

>>> C/21

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