Poop

Date: 12/18/99
From: darkslider

It seems that stupidity really *is* contagious. Why, for the LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, do you continue assuming that I am a measly handle for another here? I thought I meant more to you all, but apparently I am just as valuable as a one legged, three dollar, French prostitute...

It's getting to be like the Special Olympics in here. All these idiots running around with their ideas and "strengths" that are as backward as their family lines, and no one of intelligence that could speak up against it. Now, I like allot of you, you guys are the best, but FUCK. I hounded Exec into oblivion because he was a waste and a jackass. But, why do that if the average Bboarder was going the same way???? I felt that allot of people here were idiots, and my calling them on it would be as useful as education has been to them. So, I left in hopes that the intelligent ones would rid the board of the mindless Sea Monkeys we have around here. But, as many have shown that is not the case, and the stupidity is effecting some of the previously intelligent ones..So, let me ONCE AGAIN CLARIFY:

I AM Darkslider...I am NOT...
Tf
Blinker
The_Cynic
Brand_S
Your Momma
A Midget
A Woman
or....eeeeyyyyyyuucccchhhh...The Executive

And speaking of quadriplegic chimpanzees, I took a Salingeresque break from all the "fun" of the Bboard, because I DO have other things to do, HunterD. Listen chief, if you were to ever pull that opposable thumb you call your "boyfriend" out of your ass long enough, you'd realize that I am my own person, not some g-d replica of someone else, you narcoleptic Bush Baby...It shames me to think that were a member of the AEL or the human race for that matter. To think that you will one day reproduce scares me to the point of insanity. At least I can rest easy in the fact that you may never MEET a member of the opposite sex, let alone MATE with one. But, if you keep practicing on that Pikachu doll, maybe you'll have enough skill to at least know what to DO in case the opportunity ever arises...

By the way Fishbone, and I have no idea which brother you are, but I have a recommendation- BACK OFF. I will cut those pre-pubescent, mini Jawbreakers you call balls, and I will hand them to you, little Partner..I am NOT one to FUCK with. But, if you think you have been out of The Burger King Big Kid's Club long enough, go ahead and try...Maybe I'll go easy on you, as you must be what...six and a half??

MrBrown-stain and SonGoku..you sheep "loving" morons. I have now made it a point to rid this board of you two. It can't be that hard, as both of you don't seem to possess much higher brain functioning as it is, so all I really have to do is let you live. They say that the average inbred person lives only 20-30 years, so I figure Brown-stain is well on his way. SG will be gone sooner, as chewing on that Three Mile Island Tobacco can't be THAT healthy....

-Darkslider

misinterpreted again

Date: 12/18/99
From: HunterD_Raven

I was saying odds are IF you where anyone else there was as much evidence for you being Exec as there was for TF, it was more a way of poking a hole if FBs theory not actually saying you where.
Geez, it is just not my week around here.
besides didn't i say i posted that cause i wanted to confront Exec about slamming YOU so much when his buddy did basically a ripoff of your material.

Hunter...

Date: 12/18/99
From: darkslider

Well....Lessee..

I am just a wee ticked at the fact that I am not allowed the DIGNITY of being an individual.....Everyone's gotta ask questions, without seeking the g-d truth, they just find the damn Cliff's Notes to shit and assume it's the REALITY....so, for the last TIME....IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME.....WRITE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

-dark

To the fagg (aka Dark Slider)

Date: 12/19/99
From: Fish_Bone

Look asshole, i am more man then you will ever be! You come here and act like your 5 (Even though we know your 10) It is you who should not fuck with me! Now go do the human race a favor and kill your self or post somthing positive.

A wise man once said.....

Date: 12/19/99
From: Fish_Bone

Treat others as you would like them to treat you. You could have been smart and told me you were in fact not TF, then asked for an apology (Thats what an adult would do). But no, you have to come here and act like a 7 year old. So please, i apologize for the post above, but if you want to be an asshole, i can be one too little man. 1000 bucks says you will just flame me for this.

Fish Bone

Mensonge Laissé De Chiens De Sommeil...

Date: 12/19/99
From: darkslider

Minnow cartilage:

You should've followed your own advice, boy. I know that your pre-pubescent psyche cannot handle the concept of intellectual or civil conversation, so I spoke to you in YOUR LANGUAGE. I am pleased, however to see that our education system is living up to it's potential. Your first grade writing skills are second to none. Maybe one day when you stop riding on the "MayFlower Bus" for those "special kids", you'll see that your atrocious grammar and concept of self are as interlocked and misshapen as those teeth of yours, Snaggletooth.

You want me to *ask* for an apology?? What the hell is THAT?? Where are you FROM?? It might be a hard concept to grasp, but apologies should NOT be asked for..They should be given as freely as Gold Stars and "Good Worker Smiley Faces" are given in your class. When one screws up, one cops up to it, and gives the apology. Thus, the mistake is called and an atonement can be attempted. I know that's kinda hard to grasp, but give it a try. It's what Pikachu would do, after all. You LIKE Pikachu, don'tcha??

You don't want to fight or be flamed?? Too bad...you should've thought of that before you bashed Tf and myself. Jesus, you really have no concept of how to interact with others, do you?? Haven't you read...no wait..you're still working on Dick and Jane, aren't you?? Sorry...

I had no fight with you, mon petite couchon...you picked it with me. I liked you AND your brother. Both of you guys *were* funny as all hell. Yet, the "infection" has spread to you, and you swung at me. You want to fight with me?? Okay, fine. I can handle that..but the question is..can you, Cheetah???

-Darkslider

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