Agamemnon....
Date: 3/23/2000
From: darkslider
"Few people know the real darkslider?"
Too true. But apparently you know the least, you love child of the Orville Reddenbacher and Tattoo.
It amazes me, SpaceTime that you have the GALL to attack me...your DADDY. Especially since you believe that your superiority to others is something natural. That's as incorrect as your torrid love affair with Elian Gonzales, Vinton. I hardly find that someone who has such an inability to get through a whole issue of Highlights Magazine without having to sound out the words is hardly superior to anyone. But, hey don't feel bad. At least you can find all the "silly" hidden pictures in the back without having to ask me to help you more than once or twice...
Your attacks on me are laughable, just like the thought of that pebble in your pants that you call a penis ever satisfying the ladies. Oh, and just a tip Bubba, that report you read that said 2 inches was great was a reference to the WIDTH, not the length, you anencephalic chimpanzee.
Let's discuss something, shall we? How about the FACT that I made you what you are today. If not for me, you'd still be turning tricks as a Midnight Cowboy for "Poppa Lovey Bear" on the corner with the dear sweet dream that one day you'd be able to get enough money to marry Angela Landsbury and spend the evenings spreading the "Hemorrhoid Cream of Passion" all over her. Which by the way, was the WACKIEST shit I've ever heard. Even more so than that time you wanted to work as Mattlock's Love Slave in order to work your way into Don Knott's pants...
I helped you from the start. I TOLD you to stop wearing the tutu and the "I Love Yanni" T-shirt, buy a computer and do the website. I also told you to STOP worshipping that picture of mrbrown and destroy that retched alter dedicated to Buffyboy, you fairy.
And I still don't care what YOU say man, even if he looks like Willie Tanner from Alf, it's not "cool" to watch your Dad in the shower..it's just plain SICK.
And for the last time, no matter how much lingerie you put on a chicken, it's not gonna change the fact that it wasn't a WOMAN, you sick bastard.
I've had enough of your silly superfluous nonsense and meanderings. You are nothing but MY half witted deformed servant, Igor. Surcease with this nonsense, or I'll make you pay more than you had to pay for Mr Belvedere's "thong of naughtiness" on Ebay....
-darkslider
Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/19044
Nominated by SpaceTime
