<EustiSlider approaches the podium with apprehension>
As we have all seen, the proper use of the timer is to wait until its
countdown reaches 00:00:00 before using it to open the vortex. It is
possible to open the vortex before the timer has completed its countdown.
Doing so not only corrupts the memory of the timer, it puts such a strain
on the device that it nearly burns up. Afterward, it is only possible
to slide during certain windows in time. I am here today to offer a
theory to explain this peculiar destructive behavior of the undamaged
timer.
I propose that reason for the timer's need to reach 00:00:00 before
opening a vortex can be found in the very nature of interdimensional
coordinates. As theorized by Dr. Flux, interdimensional coordinates
are not just a static number, but actually an equation that describes
the location of a particular dimension within the multiverse as a function
of time. This can be seen by the timer's operation following a premature
activation, as the user must wait for another dimension to 'move' close
enough for the weakened timer to create a passageway between the two
worlds.
Before making a slide, an undamaged timer is preset for a certain amount
of time. When this time expires, the timer will automatically reopen
a passageway to the dimension from which it slid. It is my theory that
at the moment the 'outgoing' vortex is formed and the wormhole is established
on both ends, the timer stores the equation for the return path. This
equation is based upon three parameters, the coordinates of the dimension
where the timer was activated, the coordinates of the dimension that
is the traveler's destination, and the duration that is entered into
the timer.
If the timer is advanced and a vortex is opened prematurely, the equation
for the return path is not yet valid. The timer will attempt to establish
a path through the multiverse that may initially end 'between' dimensions,
since the dimension it was programmed to return to has not yet arrived
in that 'position.' Failing to find a stable dimension in that location,
the timer will reach out for another dimension to complete the wormhole.
I believe that it is this 'reaching' that causes the strain on the device.
Subsequent attempts to use the timer without modifications cause repeat
performances. The timer will attempt to implement the equation stored
at the first slide, only to find that there is nothing there and again
reach for another dimension to complete the slide and cause more strain
on the timer.
But you say, "what about corrupting the data?" I believe
that this is a misunderstood term. As a circuit designer myself, I can
tell you unequivocally that a timing device can be made that allows
timer advancement without in any way destroying stored data. In fact,
you would probably have to go out of your way to design a device that
wiped out memory when a timer was altered.
Instead I believe that what is meant by "corrupting the data"
is that the original equation for the return slide, which is still very
safely stored in memory, is no longer valid. The equation no longer
describes the path from where the slider is to where the slider started,
thus the data is available but useless, or "corrupt."
A more advance timer with a more powerful computer at its core would
dynamically update the equation for a return trip or be able to calculate
the path to any given set of coordinates at any time. I believe that
this is what allows the Kromaggs to slide 'at will' without damaging
their sliding equipment.
You may now throw your darts.
<Eusti waits to see if there are any questions>