Rename Game • Sole Survivors

Date: 03/03/2004
From: SynthIA

Kari Wuhrer's casting certainly lent the show a new direction... namely, remaking every movie she'd ever appeared in (starting with "Thinner"). Had the movie rip-off edict persisted into Season Four, I fully expect it would have included "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of TimeSlide."

But now, prizes from *another* dimension...

• LiquidSunshine wins Alyson Hannigan's latest dance album, "The Witch Is Back"!
• Recall317 wins a bucket of Col. Rick'n's Kentucky Fried Chick'n!
• generalscifi wins a filmed version of John Rhys-Davies' version of "Exodus"!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins a day pass for the San Angeles bullet train!
• JermachesMolaudian wins "Your Wrappings...: Noted Writists Offer Tribute to Maclaygus Taralan!"
• PhantomDennis wins "The Devil in the Details," the wacky new UPN sitcom about a Horta working a temp job at a law firm! Did I mention it's more interesting than "Enterprise"?
• Celestial7 wins a hug from BabyCasanova for an excellent first post in an atypical rerun game!
• Callie21V wins "Me,Myself and DariaTeen,The Charmed07 Story!"

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Scifi.com's own episode guide christens this "Slide of the Living Dead." We can do better than that, can't we?

BLINKER: "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Lost Weight and Became Mixed-Up Zombies."

SYNTHIA: "Let's Just Say It's a Damn Good Thing Arturo Died Before Visiting This World."

THIRD SEASON EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DAVID PECKINPAH: "Die-et." No! No! "Dietslide."

Okay, maybe we can't. But *you* surely can.

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It's no Michael Bolton tune

Date: 03/04/2004
From: Recall317

o/I wanna be your Sole Survivor...o/

I like this title. It works.

That said, let's try:

Hunger Strike

Cause they're hungry, and they strike out? No, wait, that would be Cecil Fielder.

R317

Perhaps

Date: 03/04/2004
From: DieselMickeyDolenz

"Ephedra? I Hardly Know Ya!"

or

"Phen-phenomenon"

or not.

DMD

A side order of Cranberries.

Date: 03/04/2004
From: PhantomDennis

"Zom - BIE, Zom - BIE, Zom-BIE, Zom-BIE, Zom-BIE"


After all titles lifted from songs always make episodes seem classier.

Another Suggestion:

"A Change of Diet"

Hmmmm...

Date: 03/05/2004
From: Callie21V

"This Reality Bites"?

"Living Off the Fat of the Land"?

"The Lard, Our God"?

Nah, I think Farscape said it best...

"Eat Me"

>>> C/21

Quinn: "My guy had all his teeth. I've got his dental records in my calf."
Inexplicably Jovial Bipolar S3 Wade: "Would that have been your *fatted* calf? HA HA!"

Homer: Brains.... mmmm

Date: 03/10/2004
From: MissingSliderRyan

BT don't you like the Simpsons?


Live and Let Slide
Quinn: (suave) Mallory. Quinn Mallory.
Maggie: Oh... Quinn... Sliders Jeans...
Quinn: I think we can make time.



MSR

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