ThomasMalthus wins a contract to write Earth 29093, in which
a sliding mall Santa teaches the joys of sentimentality to a thousand
different worlds!
SL4ever wins an "Edible Man" anatomy kit, with linguini
spine AND olive eyeballs!
Slider_Quinn21 wins an auto-autographed "Quinn is replying
to this thread, so it must be funny" card!
Callie21V wins a recording of Frank Lloyd Wright singing "Tiers
in my Fro!"
MissingSliderRyan wins a snow globe containing a miniature Cerberus!
SYNTHIA: Huh?
BLINKER: "Unleash hell"... leash... dog... get it?... never
mind...
TemporalFlux wins Razor Gillette's Gillette razor!
The_Seer wins temporary mind transfers from TM and Kari Wuhrer,
with which to destroy BT and morals respectively!
Recall317 wins a punch in the face!
RECALL317: HEY!!
...that he can administer to an irritating mendicant of his
choice!
RECALL317: Oh. Well all right, then.
=== SHOW AND TELL: MURDER MOST FOUL ===
BLINKER: Ahh, "Murder Most Foul." What can one say about
this ep without quoting from a public washroom stall?
SYNTHIA: Or discussing its intended use.
BLINKER: Thankfully, we're not here to *discuss* it per se... just
to show off trinkets that will presumably lead to amusing gibes about
its craptastulence. So what've you got?
SYNTHIA: This here's the syringe used to jab Arturo in the back of
the neck during the teaser, turning him into a drooling, mumbling idiot.
Talk about your textbook foreshadowing!
BLINKER: And I've got the footprints he went on to cast from the murder
site.
MISSINGSLIDERMICHELE: I saw Sid walk there a couple of times. It's
got his palmprints *all* over it.
[pause]
MISSINGSLIDERMICHELE: So he walks on all fours every now and then.
It's his "thing."
SYNTHIA [turning to posters]: This one is ripe with possibilities,
people...
BLINKER [rolling eyes]: Unlike its premise...
SYNTHIA: ...so get to it!
- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker
"A better time period [than 9pm Wednesday] would be 8 p.m. Fridays,
where more kids could see this imaginative sci-fi show. Sliders made
me feel like a kid again, a pretty neat trick for a time-traveling series."
- The Orlando Sentinel's Hal Boedeker's review of the Pilot. Well, he
was *half* right...