Woo Woo Woo! Here's what y'all receive for helping to bring morality
to the pagan hinterlands of the BBoard:
Brand_S wins free installation of a hardwood floor!
DoctorWhy wins a shiny new gavel, with courtroom to match!
EustiSlider wins five rugs and change!
Wrong_Arturo wins a Kromagg refrigerator... watch out, those
Maggot bastards actually LIKE Pot Noodles!
BlinkChick wins a cute baby hen with a speck of dust in its eye!
TemporalFlux wins an actual syringe used by Neil Dickson in "Stoker."
We look forward to seeing it on the Artifacts page... it should give
the site a huge shot in the arm! <groannnnn>
Vigeant wins the full version of Ultimate Paint, and a whole
whackin' pile of horrible fanfic!
ThomasMalthus wins $1,000,000... from his double's bank
account! Watch out, we gave the dude your address!
Real_Slider® wins a miniaturized donkey, handcrafted by Lebanese
artisans!
dellyone wins a bag of screws, and a first aid kit!
Stax_ wins a BB gun! As useful for university-turned-jailhouse
rampages as it is for blasting apart short-lived "Survivor"
contestants!
Slider_Quinn21 wins a copy of "The Graduate"! [Get
it? Anyone?]
Sliderman wins a Magic 8-Ball resembling a vortex, and Charlie
O'Connell's alternate from 24-Hour Outdoor Disco world! <shudder>
The GOLD STAR for Pilot, Part Two goes to Brand_S. I just got a huge
kick out of the way he phrased his response. 7:-P
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Today's diversion will be familiar to residents of the labyrinthine
E-62 boards. Yes, it's that old standby... "Good Thing, Bad Thing"!
Procedure:
1) Watch today's episode, "Summer of Love."
2) Name a good thing about it.
3) Name a bad thing about it.
-- Blinker --
GOOD THING: Those whizzes at the production company put their multimillion-dollar
effects budget where their mouth is, and turn out some smeg-credible
CGI and animatronic puppet-thingy Spiderwasp monsters.
BAD THING: Said whizzes then allow the rock Quinn throws at Arturo's
*back* to magically switch vectors and strike him from *ahead*, proving
that "Dinoslide" doesn't have a monopoly on physically impossible
FX shots and "Exodus II" doesn't have a monopoly on scenes
of Arturo receiving brain damage.
-- Synthia --
GOOD THING: We get to derive some amusement from the sight of Big Max
in a ridiculous kaftan.
BAD THING: Forty minutes later, this gag's worn as thin as a Calista
Flockhart voodoo doll made from pipe cleaners with all the furry bits
stripped off.
Right. Knock yourselves out...
"Good Thing, Bad Thing" is brought to you by JessieMallory's
patented Triple-A Battery. "Holds up to 16,000 Terra-watts!"
- Blinker 7:-P
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You're a looney tune, in a big white room
And I'm a hologram from the FUTURE!
Now I'm movin' fast, back into the past
And I gotta say I'm pleased to MEETcha!