Professor Maximilian Arturo, Rembrandt Brown, Quinn Mallory and Wade
Welles were all deposited on the ground in turn. Quinn rose first. "Home,"
he stated simply. "I can already smell it."
"Let's not get our hopes up just yet, eh?" the Professor
added as a note of caution.
"Well, there aren't any aliens, earthquakes, sieges or murder
frame-ups that I can see, so I'd say we're in good shape no matter where
we are," Rembrandt commented with a half-chuckle.
"Don't count your peaceful slides before we see the locals,"
Wade said, altering the proverb horribly.
In fact, the scenery was quite serene. The quaint portion of San Francisco
they had landed in was pure suburbia. Although it did seem familiar...
"This is just a few blocks from my house," Quinn stated authoritatively.
"Perhaps we should do some research first, find out exactly what
the history of this earth is," Arturo said. Everybody continued
following Quinn. "A library, perhaps?" Still no one responded.
Professor Arturo grumbled incessantly.
"My house," Quinn said in a faraway voice. "I wonder
if the gate still..."
"Give it a rest, QBall," Rembrandt interrupted abruptly.
"I've had enough failed squeaky gate tests to last me a lifetime."
Wade and Rembrandt chuckled lightly, Quinn wondered what it meant, Arturo
continued to grouse.
The quartet wandered up to within viewing distance of the Mallory house.
Quinn froze, unable to move any closer. His eyes were transfixed, looking
at the home he had longed for for so many years. Arturo picked up a
newspaper from off the ground. "Not that again," Wade complained.
"August 14, 2000," the Professor read.
"2000," Rembrandt repeated, a little dazed. "Doesn't
seem right...somehow."
"It's hard to keep up with dates when you're sliding," Arturo
responded offhandedly. "It says here that Al Gore is running for
president...against George Bush?!"
"Weird," Rembrandt assessed.
"Not important," Quinn breathed. His mother had just walked
outside of the house. "Mom..." he started to cry out. She
would have heard him, too, if not for Professor Arturo's hand covering
his mouth. His other hand was
pushing him back, out of her sight.
Quinn's eyes shot death rays at the Professor. "We have to be
sure," the elder man stated emphatically.
"Yeah, Quinn," Wade agreed. Arturo was glad to see her backing
him up. "We don't want what happened on that world with the Azure
Gate Bridge to happen again, do we?"
"We must go and research this world's history to determine whether
or not this is truly home," Arturo said as if he were instructing
small children. Quinn started to protest, but the elder man cut him
off. "Do you want to
get emotionally involved with these people and then have to leave them
again? Do you have any idea how painful that is?"
Quinn Mallory remained silent for a moment, taking it all in. "Fine.
Let's get it done." They walked down the block (away from the Mallory
home) and eventually hailed a taxi. In the driver's seat was, for once,
not Pavel
Kurlienko, but Ross J. Kelly.
"Where to?" he asked.
"The library," Arturo answered soberly.
Rembrandt was having a hard time containing his laughter. "Say,
don't I know you from somewhere?"
The driver sighed. "I used to be a lawyer, until I got a letter
from some sort of a 'Bar Association'. I mean, I've never been in a
bar and suddenly they want to take my practice away. Next thing I know
I'm driving cabs."
"Tough break, man," Remmy responded, barely containing his
laughter.
"You look kind of familiar yourself," Ross J. Kelley threw
back at Rembrandt. "Yeah, you were with a musical group. The Twirling..."
"Spinning Topps?" Rembrandt finished for him, more than a
little interested in how he would respond.
"Yeah, that's it," he said. "Haven't heard anything
from you in a while. Your last hit was what ten, fifteen years ago?"
Before Rembrandt could rant, Wade cut him off. "He just got back
from a big tour and he's very tired," she told their cabbie.
Remmy slinked back in his seat as if to rest. "That settles it,"
Rembrandt said smugly. "We're home."
Wade rolled her eyes. "You always think we're home when we find
a world where you're a singer that people have heard of. And you've
never been right."
There was little more conversation of consequence before they arrived
at the local library. The four of them filed out and looked up at the
impressive structure. "It's amazing to me that we've never done
this before," the Professor remarked. "It would seem the most
natural thing in the world to research a parallel world's history at
one of it's libraries, but we've never..."
"Fascinating," Quinn noted sarcastically. "Let's get
to the research already."
They entered the building and spread out quickly. Rembrandt pulled
out a book about sports, Wade on San Francisco, Arturo a general history
book.
"Hey, QBall," Rembrandt pointed out with a smile, "the
49ers beat the Dolphins in Super Bowl XIX!"
Quinn looked puzzled. "So?" Rembrandt returned a similar
look of confusion.
Maximilian Arturo stepped in with a chuckle. "Yes," he said
flipping quickly through Rembrandt's chosen book. "And I'm sure
Roger Maris' home run record has an asterisk by it as well. Very thorough,
Mr. Brown. But there's many more differences that could pop up. Let's
start reading, shall we?"
"The Golden Gate Bridge is golden here, too. Not blue." Wade
looked up from her book and gave Arturo a portentious glance.
"Mr. Mallory, are you going to give us a hand?" the Professor
asked. He then noticed Quinn was gone. He continued to flip through
his history book.
***
Quinn Mallory approached the library phone with trepidation. Dare he
risk making contact with his wife, even if it turned out she wasn't
really the person he'd known?
He threw caution to the wind and picked up the local phone directory.
He began flipping pages, searching for his own name. He came up empty.
A search for a Melissa Mallory turned up the same results. 'It doesn't
mean anything,' thought Quinn. 'It's been five years. She could have
moved away or moved back in with her parents.' That gave him another
idea.
Finally coming to the name Isaac Tennyson, Melissa's father, he quickly
deposited thirty-five cents to make a phone call (hadn't it only been
a quarter when he left?) and dialed the number. With each ring of the
phone, Quinn's heart stopped. "Come on. Pick up," he said
to himself impatiently.
"Hello?" an older man's voice finally answered.
"Mr. Tennyson? It's me, Quinn," he responded nervously from
the other end.
"Who?" he asked harshly.
"Quinn Mallory," he told him. There was a discernable pause
after Quinn stated his name. He had to remember him. He had to.
"I don't know any Ken Mallory," Isaac Tennyson stated with
confusion. "Guess you must have the wrong number."
"No, wait," Quinn said, trying to stop the man before he
hung up. "I know your daughter, Melissa. Please, could you just
tell me where she is."
"What kind of a sick joke is this?!" the man who might have
been his father-in-law replied. "Missy's at San Xavier Cemetary,
where she's been for the last twenty years! Now don't call and bother
us anymore!" Quinn couldn't be sure, but it sounded like the phone
had been slammed down.
***
An hour passed. Quinn Mallory walked up to Professor Arturo, who was
still thumbing through a history book. Wade and Rembrandt were elsewhere,
most likely continuing the search. Quinn wanted to end this right here
and now. "I'm not home, Professor," he stated with a morose
confidence. "It didn't work."
"Can you be sure?" Maximilian Arturo asked him.
He nodded in response. "I called Missy's parents and they told
me she died twenty years ago. I looked through the obituaries for 1980
and found hers. She drowned at eight years old." Quinn Mallory
looked a million miles away. "So you can stop looking. Let's go
find a hotel and wait out the slide."
The Professor did not close his book, he merely laid it down on the
table. "Yes, about our research," he started, not knowing
quite how to say what he wanted to. "You are not home, that much
is for certain. But there an emerging distinct possibility that we are
home."
ThomasMalthus