Judgement Day: something to think about

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

LOOK AT THIS E-MAIL I GOT!

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Bill Gates=Satan?

Since we're all using Microsoft products here, I thought I'd just let you know these facts...do you know that bill gates' real name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates(III)where III means the order of third. So what's so eerie about this name? Ok,
if you take all the letters in bill gates III and then convert it into ASCII code (American Standard Code for Info. Interchange)and then add up all the numbers.... You will get 666, which is the number of the beast.
B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76
G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83
I = 1
I = 1
I = 1
Add these numbers and they equal 666.
Coincidence?
Maybe, but take Windows 95 and do the same procedure and you will get 666, too. And even MS-DOS 6.31 adds up to 666.> > >
Still think it is coincidence? Okay, now for the good part.
For those of you who still have the old excel 95 (not office 97)try this out:
1. Open a new file
2. Scroll down to row 95
3. Click on the row 95 button to highlight the entire row 4. Press tab to move to the second column
5. Now, move your mouse and click on help at the top
6. Then click on "about Microsoft excel"
7. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button at
the same time
8. a window will appear with the title:

***THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS***
This is really eerie, okay. It has a doom style format and you
can walk all around the hall using the arrow keys. And on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls...
Now walk up the stairs and then come back down, facing the blank wall.
Now type in EXCELKFA this will open the blank wall to reveal
another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off.
This is difficult to do. When you get to the end, you will see
something really really eerie.
As of this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified that it is a real eye opener.
It could be a joke by MS programmers. Or is it?>
Would it be too surprising if Bill Gates was the antichrist?
After all, the bible foretells that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely has this kind of power in his hands. More than 80% of computers in the world today run on windows and DOS. (including those at the Pentagon)
If all of his products have
some kind of small program embedded, like this "hall of tortured souls," that can give him control to set off nuclear arsenals, create havoc in security systems and financial systems all over the world, etc. All from his headquarters. This isn't too far from reality. Just by using the Internet, Exlorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. Perhaps the end of time is near and this is just the tip of the iceberg?

Quote from the bible "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his righthand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." Revelation 13:16-18
This is something you should think about. If the bible, in the book of Revelations, says that without the sign of the beast, one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc.,then my question to you now is this.... Is the Internet a necessity today for doing business?
The Internet also bears the sign. Note that the Internet is
often referred to as the World Wide Web, or www. Another way to write W is V/ or VI. W W W, VI VI VI, 6 6 6.


Here is something to ponder on. Isn't everything going towards the Internet? (i.e. buying, selling, business transactions)isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software
technology? And now the Internet? Revelations also says that the mark of the beast will be carved on one's hand and on one's forehead. If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast, aren't we all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads? The screen is the forehead and the hand uses the mouse. Are things finally starting to
fall into place or are we just letting our imagination
run? Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to destroy. So be vigilant about Bill Gates and Microsoft.
"To agree or to not agree with the WWW or the beast," is not the question. What if the WWW is the 666? Or Bill Gates be the beast? What will you do? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates in the Internet? Shut down all Windows 95 forever?
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WOW! Creepy Huh? Tell this to people! Makes a *good* topic
for a *Halloween* talk! LOL!

You're creeping me out

Date: 10/10/99
From: RealmKeeper

That is really eerie...does it work with Windows 98 as well?

RK

And Another Thing!

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

From what *I* understand, Everything will go black when
judgement day comes, Or so says the bible. Sound like Y2K???

Nope, not sure if it works for Windows 98. But it's worth a
TRY! I know i am!

Then again...

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

Look at all the *good* things the internet has gave us.
It helps people, gives us joy, lets people meet friends.
Plus I don't see the moon turning into blood.

Hall of tortured souls

Date: 10/10/99
From: QBall79

Has anyone actually tried this? Is it real?

Q-Ball79

I've heard this before...

Date: 10/10/99
From: Slider142

Although it is a fun read, there ain't anything spooky here :
1. Numerology is obviously universally ambiguous. You can find the number 666 in anything because everything is ambiguous and subject to amny interpretations. W is also known as V/ ?? Give me a break! Who uses this arcane symbol ? The Ancient Academy of Kindegarteners ?? lol.
2. Please don't tell me you believe that hall of tortured sould crap. They obviously chose an obscure and probably cancelled product and made all these airs about it. (Have you ever tried to move your mouse whilst pressing Ctrl-Alt-Shift, much less click on something ???). On the other hand, there's a really cute REAL easter egg the programmers left in Windows 95 that lists all their names. The credits, you can search for it at Cnet.com or Microsoft.
3. I'm really bored which is the only reason I'm doing this, lol.
4. As for that whole, oh the hard drive is the forehead crud, well, it's so derived it doesn't even deserve attention.
5. As for the author's last question, big whup. What if Bill Clinton was the devil and Pepsi-Cola was the sign of the devil ?!?! Why are there three c's in Coca-Cola ? Should we stop buying it ? lol
Slider142, out.......---------------------->

LOL!!!@Slider142 (end)

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

fdgdgd

Hall of Tortured Souls answer

Date: 10/10/99
From: Slider142

No, it does not. First, if you're dextrous enough to do it, lol, it won't work because such a 3-d program back in the years we're talking about would require more than 5 megabytes of space. Sorry, no go. Also, initialization files, don't even mention the exe file and the hell (no pun intented) it would rip on the dll and ole systems. Nope, no Doom-like program hiding there. It's neither feasible nor efficient. d'oh.

Oh yeah, and there's this really dumb e-mail going around (well a few of them) that basically say:
"NEW E-MAIL TRACKING SYSTEM BEING TESTED!"

Microsoft and "some_other_company" (usually Disney) are tsting said product and each person who sends this along will receive 1,000,000 dollars or whatever.

Baloney!
1. E-mail tracking system ?~!?!? 1 word ---> ILLEGAL!!
2. How do they plan to get your address ? Are they going to go to Yahoo's database and find each and every person ?? LOL
3.Usually the dollar amount is around a few thousand dollars. Do the math. Really think Bill Gates is gonna do that ? Nuh-uh.
4. Why?

Well, that's my fun for today. Yes, I'm very bored. :-)
Slider142...--------------------->

This might be a little late

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

but i forgot to tell you guys, this post is off topic.
(Oh no shit Fish Bone) sorry :-)

It does make you think however, is this why computers are a
pain in the ass? LOL!

That's why I'm a Mac user

Date: 10/10/99
From: jlbanker

he owns less then half of Apple. Well I do have to admit that I have switched to MSIE. Netscape 4.6 on Mac is very buggy. I will try Netscape 4.7 because I get the chills when using Microsoft products.

Crock of shit

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

I agree with Slider142, A lot of things add up to 666.
ITS JUST A NUMBER!

Quinn Mallory101
"What if this year is the year of hell? the last three numbers in of this year is 999, turn it upside down and
tell me what you get."

To: Fish Bone

Date: 10/10/99
From: Quinn_Mallory101

Sorry, can i go under you handle from now on? I after all,
on the QL bboard, i am know as FishBone, it just so happens
you were the first FB on the Sliders board.

To: You know who

Date: 10/10/99
From: Fish_Bone

LOL! Why are you telling me this here? I also post under
the QL bboard so no. I can understand force of habbit, but
try to post under QM101 or FB2 or something! E-mail me to
chat somemore, you know my new e-mail

Fish Bone
"Stop using my handle!"

:-) <end>

Date: 10/10/99
From: Slider142

Slider142
"I need a girlfriend, don't I?"
lol

ADDENDUM: Despite Slider142's misgivings, there really IS a Doom homage game in Excel 95, exactly as the e-mail forward described:

http://www.eeggs.com/items/719.html
http://egomania.nu/gates3.html
http://www.powertec.net/cadu/pascoa/excel7.gif
-Blinker

Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/13433
Nominated by Fish_Bone

 

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