Date: 04/06/2000
From: FogBoy

And now, because I'm in a weird mood and this board is lacking in Sliders-related posts lately... it's time for a musical interlude (of questionable quality)! This isn't necessarily my actual feelings about Maggie, but, it still had to be done.

"WHAT WOULD MAGGIE BECKETT DO?"

[sung to the tune of 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' from SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT]

(disco-sounding intro jingle)

What would Maggie Beckett do
if she were here right now?
I'm sure she'd screw a guy or two,
that's what Maggie Beckett'd do!

When Maggie Beckett tried to save
her Earth from blowing up
She also tried to suck off Quinn
while wearing a d-cup!

When Maggie was after Rickman
she always brought her gun,
which may just be related to
her taste for phallic fun!

Oooooohhhh...

What would Maggie Beckett do
if she were here today?
She'd probably kick an ass or two,
that's what Maggie Beckett'd do!

(slowing)

Iiiii want to seeee a season siiiix...
assuming Maggie won't bond with more blonde chiiicks...

Although they always die, which at least is somewhat fun.

(faster)

Of course Quinn tried to nail them too,
cause that's what Maggie Beckett'd do!

Sooooo,

What Would Maggie Beckett do
if she were here right now?
She'd probably leave her husband who
she forgot she's married to!

(...musical interlude...)

When Maggie Beckett joined the team
around season three's end,
she did her best to get Wade killed
by zombies, snakes - or Quinn!

And when Maggie Beckett lost her Quinn,
she made it with Paxton!
'cause Maggie Beckett doesn't feel grief
for a-nyy-boood-yyyyyy...

(big finish)

Sooooo...

Let's see her meet Quinn's mother
and slip and call her "mom",
and then we'll cry for Remmy, too,
'cause that's what Maggie Beckett'd do...

And then we'll cry for Remmy, too,
'cause that's what Maggie Beeeeckeett'd doooooooooooo...

'Cause that's what Maggie Beckett'd do!

LOL!!!!

Date: 04/07/2000
From: HurriKain

Very funny. :-D

HK

LOL.....

Date: 04/07/2000
From: quinn24

Funny stuff man, I was attempting this very same thing the other day but with Jerry Oconell instead of Maggie. I did'nt get very far though all I got was

What would Jerry Oconnell do if he had his own show
He'd probably hire his brother too
That's what Jerry Oconnell'd do

He's been cramming charlie down our throat since we started season 4.
His acting has been so damn bad I just cant take it anymore.
If I had my way we'd fire charlie into outer space
And to fill his spot on the show have a monkey take his place.

Thats as far as I got :)

LMAO!!!! <END>

Date: 04/07/2000
From: Vance454

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