Definitive D (NSR, Im Bored post)

Date: 7/28/2000
From: HunterD_Raven

"Definitive D"
I'm bored so i decided to waste some time with the consumate Profile on...well Me.
If Eusti doesn't mind i would like this added to my HoF section.

First some of the usual Trivial stuff

Fave movies.
The Crow
The Matrix
Fight Club
X-men

Fave Bands
Pantera
Metallica
Limp Bizkit
Korn
POD
Eminem
NIN
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Now for the "biography" (This is done with mixture of humor, dark humor, sarcasm, and deep seriousness)
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D-born Anthony Magee in New Orleans LA.
Town that is home to Mardi-Gras and Goths....is it any wonder he mixes the wild-sense of humor, and dark gothic cultures?
---BLAH BLAH BLAH...boreing stuff you don't need to know...besides anyone who has been here for a while knows most of this crap---

The end
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OK, couldn't help but add in that sarcasm.
Anyway, the mini version of "The lord of the Rant"s life
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Born in New Orleans, Raised in New Orleans.
Deal with bunch of raceist idiot relatives who don't like me because i am biracial (both sides have some idiots)
Get death threats from some idiots just for being born (OK, so my parents got the death threats and told me about it much later....but let's face it, if they where gonna kill them, i don't think i was going to an orphanage!)
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Quickly learns lessons it takes many ages to learn.
Most People are idiots.
If someone has a problem with you, it's their problem not yours.
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Learned to read quickly, began now large comic book collection (sadly due to my youth, most of my first comics are destroyed beyond repair)
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Grows up watching GI JOE and HE-Man...thanks to this he knows such survival tips as....not to cross a ditch on a riggidy rope bridge, and to never trust people whose skull shows or totally conceal their face 24/7.
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Of course i also learned that by saying "By the Power of Greyskull I HAVE THE POWER!!!!" .... i could get tons of people to stare at me!
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Starts watching Sliders, becomes huge fan of the show.
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Finds Sliders dominion forum, joins as "Kanyon_Raven" Posts offbeat ideas, hangs around, bites his tounge on things he dislikes (Such as the OConnells) and speaks up for Kari quite often.
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Later makes mutation into semi-permanent name, HunterD_Raven Becomes slightly more outspoken, still holding back a bit, never speaks in Third person.
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JOC leaves Sliders, and "The Hunter" is born.
JOC, showing disregard for longtime fans leaves Sliders, giving start to the "JOCnatic invasion", an unnoficial "Anti-JOCnatic" force is started, includeing such people as The Hunter,ElectricPeterTork,Informant,TemporalFlux,Spacetime...and quite a few others.
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"The Hunter" begins giving JOCnatics "Reality Checks" the first version of his later redefined Rants.
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Exec posts his "I said Sci-Fi was right when they canceled Sliders" post...takeing away any like i had for him.
And starting the "Truely Anti-Exec" era the Board has enjoyed for a while now.
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Hunter forms the AEL after he catches Exec talking behind his back. Sadly some people take it too seriously, and mostly blame TF despite the fact i had the idea.
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AEL quietly disbands...despite the fact we all still really Anti-Exec!
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D forms the "JOC Dislikers Union"...which lasts one post before Silverguy begins spamming the board and it's forgotten about.
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D befriends Stochi, origionally thought of as his "Female Double" Now his Romantic link in just about every Board-related fanfic. (not that that's a bad thing :)
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D writes annoying autobiography because he is bored...
D goes out to eat Pizza
(In the future)
D get's tattoo of styleized D on his shoulder
D meets JOC during Mardi-Gras, Good thing for JOC, as he will never need a holloween mask to scare small children, given the state of his face after the meeting.
D becomes new Exec Producer and creator of SLiders Spinoff, with TF as continuity expert, and S,Nobyuki,Chaser9 as writers.
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The Beginning
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D

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Nominated by HunterD_Raven