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<shows clay versions of Jerry O'Connell and Robert Floyd>
Two actors fighting for the dignity of the same character...or at least
their egos.
<show's clay versions of Sabrina LLoyd and Kari Wuhrer>
a fued between two Sliders' actresses will end tonight in blood.
<show's clay versions of Tracy Torme and David Peckinpah>
It's a fight you don't want to miss! The kind producer versus the idiotic
tyrant...on the next....
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J. Gomex: I'm Johnny Gomez.
N. Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond.
J. Gomez: Tonight we pay tribute to a cult classic.
N. Diamond: That's right, Johnny. Sliders may be cancelled but the spirit
of this dimension-hopping is still alive tonight.
J. Gomez: So tonight, the theme will be...DEATH IN THE MULTIVERSE!!!!
Lets start things off with a newly developing fued.
JERRY O'CONNELL VS. ROBERT FLOYD
J. Gomez: You see, Jerry played the young physicist, Quinn Mallory,
for four years in the show's life. But ever since the show moved to
the Sci-Fi channel, he developed a thirst for power.
N. Diamond: He became a producer in the series 4th season and even
brought his brother along for the slide. But when 5th season negotiations
began, Jerry wanted to make it's mark as Exec. Producer.
J. Gomez: He wanted to everything on the show, except act. And Scifi/Universal
decided to draw the line, so he left and took his bad actor of a brother
with him. And he saw Mallory acting out his role that he had been playing
for so long, that bruised his already inflated ego, and decided to handle
this matter...personally.
N. Diamond: This could be a very gruesome one folks.
J. Gomez: Last show, we had to fire our interviewer, Debbie Matenopolous,
for she has no respect for the celebs nor us. So we hired Tembi Locke,
also known as Doctor Diana Davis on Sliders. Tembi, how's things down
there...
Tembi Locke<in locker room>: Well, I can feel the tension surrounding
this very room. RIght now I have Jerry O'Connell with me. JOC, any words
before the fight?
JOC: Yeah, that turd has ruined my character's name for an entire year.
And plus that guy acts and looks like a horses'
ass. Surely, I don't know why SciFi would pick this guy to replace talent
of outstanding calaber.
T. Locke: I see....
JOC: And who do you think you are replacing my brother? Sure he's a
little wet behind the ears and runs like a duck, but If they let him
stay awhile, he would have gottel used to things...
T. Locke: Er...back to you Johnny.
J. Gomez: OK, its seems that both of our fighters are ready, lets go
to our first bout...
TO BE CONTINUED...