Date: 7/13/2000
From: HurriKain

Hello! HK here, letting you know about the BIGGEST PUNCHING BAG SALE IN HISTORY! Punching bags in all varieties, each marked with the mugs of the most hated Sliders celbrities.

You heard about it. You see it. You probably have one that probably worn out from all the savage beatings you gave it.

IT'S THE NOW INFAMOUS "DAVID PECKINPAH PUNCHING BAG" DELUXE EDITION!!!!!!

This special edition DPPB comes in a variety of colors to suit your mood or decor. And the attachable DPPBDE voice box is like its predecessor but it includes 200 more phrases. That 200 more things to make you beat the living @#$* out of your DPPB, expressing those unpleasant feelings toward the Exec. Producer while melting those pounds away.

ALL THIS FOR $29.95!

BUT WAIT... THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!

We also have the JERRY O'CONNELL PUNCHING BAG in stock! THAT RIGHT, the JOCPB is now in stock! It's voice box includes phrases like:

"Who need Sliders? I'm a big star now!"

"I won't be in the movie unless I'm Exec. Producer! And I want my brother to be in it too."

"Chicks dig the spacesuit."

"Sliders sux without ME!!!"

and many more phrases! Just attach this to your JOCPB and your workout with be the most intense experience you ever had. Act now, and we'll include the limited edition CHARLIE O'CONNELL PUNCHING BAG with your purchase of the JOCPB.

THAT'S RIGHT! THE WHOLE O'CONNELL SET! ONLY $29.95!

Also in stock are:

BILL DIAL PUNCHING BAGs

KEITH "LUNCH BOY" DAMRON PUNCHING BAGs

EXECUTIVE PUNCHING BAGs

RANDOMSEDGE PUNCHING BAGs

SPACE TIME PUN...er.. wait, thats darkslider's special order, leave it out back. :-)

ALL FOR $29.95!

SO ACT NOW, BECAUSE THIS SALE WON'T LAST LONG!!!!!!

***if you would like to buy one of our punching bags, or have an idea for a puncing bag yourself, reply here, and the next customer service representative will be with you shortly...<starts playing a MIDI version of "Strangers in the Night">

It's the Colin Mallory Punching Bag!

Date: 7/13/2000
From: Nobuyuki

Yes, the Colin Mallory Punching Bag, with recorded phrases such as:

"I like cheese!"
"What's that between the purdy woman's legs?"

Also new is the Kari Wuhrer Punching Bag, with all the phrases that will make you want to sock her all the more!

"Someone get that Lloyd b**ch out of here!"
"Why aren't my boobs in that shot?"
"Hey, John, we only just met, but Sliders will be better off without you."

Including a special line cut from the episode The Breeder:

"F*** me! F*** me now!"

The CMPB is going for the regular retail price of $29.95 The KWPB is on sale for the low, low, low price of $3.03. After all, we have to clear shelf space for our Colonel Angus Rickman Punching Bags that are currently in the design stage.

"No, not without me!"

How could we forget you, you rotten bastard you! You killed off the Professor. Order today!

<places order and asks a question>

Date: 7/13/2000
From: dellyone

I would like to ordern the RandomsEdge punching bag. Is it anatomically correct? I mean RE said that he was an it. So is it and it?

dellyone

I'm in. Here's my $29.95

Date: 7/13/2000
From: SouthernSlider

for a Charie bag. In fact, here's my credit card. Ring it up. I'll take every Charlie one you have. I don't want anybody but me hittin' on my boy.

Oh, and sorry, HK for beating you to the punch <pun, intended> as the second reply to TWIWTA. Well, not really sorry, but I'll root for you on the next one.

SS

Do I get discount?

Date: 7/13/2000
From: Slider_Sarah

Please? Pretty Please?????? I'm an impoverished student!

Sarah.

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