"Shiny" Kari: An album review: Intro

Date: 01/09/2001
From: HurriKain

A few days ago, I decided to do the most blatant, suicidal, and downright stupid thing ever... listen to Kari's album and post my thoughts on it. Did I go to my local music store and by the CD? No. Did I order it on the web? No. Did I get it free with my fast food order at my local McDonalds? No... but it would be nice. I got the album using the only easy, and yet controversial, method available: N-A-P-S-T-E-R (Sorry Info). Call me lazy, wrong, and unethical if you have to, but I will not waste a good $20 to support Kari's drug habits. Keep in mind that I don't have all the mp3s but my collection will be complete before the review is over, and once I finish, I will delete this dreck from my hard drive :-). In each part I will review about 3-4 songs and graciously display my thoughts on them. The lyrics will be disected and comically rediculed, since this girl has the songwriting talent of a drugged orangatan. Though you may know what to expect, my review of my album and comments won't be based on my early feelings about Ms. Wuhrer... well sort of, but not totally. And if Ms. Wuhrer is reading this now, let me say this: If you would promote the album like you should instead of embarrising yourself on late night talk and radio shows, I wouldn't be doing this. :-)

Thank you for your time,
HK

part 1 will be posted tomorrow, it includes reviews of the following songs:

"There's A Drug"
"Take me Now"
"Can't Cope"
"Your Octopus"

BWAHAHAHA! Can't wait! |n/t|

Date: 01/09/2001
From: Blinker

"Your Octopus"?!?!!?!? ROTFLMAO!!!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

Yeee-ha!

Date: 01/09/2001
From: Recall317

The music of Sliders! It's a never-ending comic goldmine!

I wonder how may copies this album has sold to date...3? possibly 4? (Not thousands, I'm talking single digits.)

Take me now = Theme from 'The Breeder'?

Date: 01/09/2001
From: EustiSlider

At least she didn't just title it "STICK IT IN!!!"

--E

This is gonna be good! (end)

Date: 01/10/2001
From: SingularVisions

- SV

Don`t be so mean!!!

Date: 01/10/2001
From: sliderseth

It`s not her fault the producers of sliders picked her to replace wade. She`s a good actor and I read a amazon.com review on shiny and they said it was pretty good. I hav`nt seen it in Perth (where I live) shops or cleavant derricks cd but I can order from internet if it was worth it. But I don`t like r&b that much.

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