Peckenpah returns to the cave...

Date: 6/9/99
From: HurriKain

<Peckenpah was readin the still unfinished story while HurriKain looks over in disgust.>

Peckenpah: Now, THIS is a story. Explosions, monsters, ninjas...Nie work...for an amateur.
<HurriKain fists tightened after that remark>
HK: Why are you here, anyway?
Peckenpah: OH, I came here to thank you for the check you...generously gave me. Not only did it cover my bill but it also provided the down payment to my new house in Hawaii. I could never thank you enough. So long!
<Peckenpah was about to exit the cave but he suddenly stopped. He could of swore hearing a can opening behind him. When he turned around, he saw HurriKain rushing toward him. And HurriKain pinned PeckenPah to the ground thanx to a flying tackle, and he is now beating Peckenpah senseless>

HK: This is for "Rules of the Game"!
<HurriKain delivered a hard blow to Peckenpah's head>
HK: And this is for "Electric Twister Acid Test"!
<Another blow to the head>
HK: And this is for "The Dream Masters"!
<Another blow to the head>
HK: And this is for...

<Blinker and Slider_Sarah was watching the beating from a corner of the cave>

Blinker: Man, I didn't know HurriKain had that in him.
Slider_Sarah: Yeah, wait till he get's past the Exodus.

<SL4ever rushes up and grabs a can and rushes to HurriKain's side>
SL4ever: Hey! I WANT A TURN!!!!

SliderCorp Exec.: So...If the sh** hits the fan, you better grab a can.

Game writers: KICK HIS ASS!!! KICK HIS ASS!!!!

Original URL http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/6960 (purged)
Nominated by Blinker