Mock Peckinpah Chat Transcripts

Date: 7/21/99
From: informant

From tonight's chat...
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<DavidPeckinpah> Hi everyone!
<DavidPeckinpah> Happy to be here tonite
<TheModerator> <Savitar> Are you happy now that Slides is canceled, we all know it was
your goal all along.
<DavidPeckinpah> Sliders is canceled?
<TheModerator> Yes David
<DavidPeckinpah> Oh well, my plot is now complete! I can now begin work on my Sliders rip
off series!
<DavidPeckinpah> Ga
<DavidPeckinpah> (BTW -It's called Swingers)
<TheModerator> <Electric Peter Tork> Would we have seen full nudity of Kari if you had
remained Executive Producer of Season 5?
<DavidPeckinpah> Nudity isn't allowed on basic cable. However, she would be naked
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
*From QuinnDouble* hey informant
*From QuinnDouble* or should i say david peckinpah
<TheModerator> <nole9>David, I'm a big fan. Where do you get your wonderful ideas for
season 3 ?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, first I spit into a cup.
<DavidPeckinpah> Then I take a break and go to the movies... it just comes to me
<DavidPeckinpah> gA
<TheModerator> <Savitar>David, who was more fun to kick of off sliders, JRD, Sabrina or
Jerry. why didn't you get Cleavant to leave as well?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, John was a challenge, so I went for him first.
<DavidPeckinpah> I told him he needed to shave his beard. Ang get implants
<DavidPeckinpah> sabrina was easier, all I did was tell Carry to get on her bad side
<DavidPeckinpah> Jerry left on his own
<DavidPeckinpah> Cleavant refuses to give in
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<TheModerator> <Carly> What was the last grade you passed in high school?
<DavidPeckinpah> What's High School?
<DavidPeckinpah> Oh... I get it!
<DavidPeckinpah> Alternate dimensions!
<DavidPeckinpah> LOL
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Chaser9>Do you read fanfiction Mr. Peckinpah?
<DavidPeckinpah> No.
<DavidPeckinpah> Even if I could read...
<DavidPeckinpah> it...
<DavidPeckinpah> I'm not allowed to
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
<TheModerator> Btw David, are you doing your own typing?
*To TheModerator* sorry, went for a different one
*From QuinnDouble* is chaser9 the moderator
*From QuinnDouble* ??
<DavidPeckinpah> Nope, some new guy is doing it for me.
<DavidPeckinpah> For some reason, they don't want me writing anything
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <nole9> Is it true you have compromising pictures of Tracy Torme?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, yes and no...
<DavidPeckinpah> The one about me taking a poloroid of him in a... pose is false
<DavidPeckinpah> But he did take that brownie, and I've got proof
<DavidPeckinpah> It was mine!
<DavidPeckinpah> Ga
*To TemporalFlux* Coming to the rally?
*** No such nick/channel
<TheModerator> <Informant>What are your feelings about the die hard fans of this show? How
do you feel about the effort they've put in to save it time and again?
*** Ending conversation with TheModerator
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, it's sweet
<DavidPeckinpah> I just wish they'd let it die already.
<DavidPeckinpah> I put so much hard work into it,
<DavidPeckinpah> And to know that it's not appreciated is heart breaking
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*** Ending conversation with TheModerator
> Imposter, I say!
*** You do not have permission to send to this channel
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
*To TheModerator* Imposter, I say!
<TheModerator> If you're just joining us, we're talking to Sliders Executive Consultant
David Peckinpah. Please direct all questions to me, The Moderator
<TheModerator> <Savitar>If Sliders gets picked up by another station, will you try to do
the same job you did with the past few seasons?
<DavidPeckinpah> We will not be picked up.
<DavidPeckinpah> But if it did happen, I suppose I'd try to add some more conflict
<DavidPeckinpah> It went bad after I took a smaller role, and I'd like to repair that
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Chaser9>If sliders was to be picked up for a sixth season by another
network, what are some things you might do? And if Jerry and Charlie returned for only
one episode how would you resolve ther plotline?
*To TheModerator* One last question from me... What the heck were you thinking?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, I have an idea for Quinn. All I'll say is that it involves a 60
foot spider monkey and an ice cube
*From TheModerator* oops . . .play it off . .we'll ask it again later
<DavidPeckinpah> And I'd like to bring the show into the 22 century more. Forget about the
present. I want to see how other worlds deal with
<DavidPeckinpah> how the Kromagg war ended
<DavidPeckinpah> We're changling the title to "Knight Slider"
<DavidPeckinpah> It will be great! I'm really looking foward to it!
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*From TheModerator* <s-the-great>Could you explain to me the exact process of ruining
someone else wrote? I'm not quite clear how that goes.
<TheModerator> <s-the-great>Could you please explain to me the exact process of ruining an
episode someone else wrote? I'm not quite clear how that goes.
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, first you...
<DavidPeckinpah> Hey!
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*From nate8767* i guess the mock peck chat is taking place right now?
*** Starting conversation with nate8767
*To nate8767* yup
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
<TheModerator> <JorgeCis>Hey dave, when the hell does your contract end?
<DavidPeckinpah> Contract?
<DavidPeckinpah> I never heard of it.
<DavidPeckinpah> I guess never
<DavidPeckinpah> Whatever that thing is, anyway
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Savitar>Why do the Maggs in season 4 look so different from the ones in
Invasion?
<DavidPeckinpah> Good question...
*From nate8767* who's davidpeckinpah and what does ga mean?
<DavidPeckinpah> I felt the original Kromaggs could be creepier
<DavidPeckinpah> Scarier
<DavidPeckinpah> And what's creepier than a Nazi
<DavidPeckinpah> ?
<DavidPeckinpah> Besides, it's another world, so who cared?
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <BizzaroPeckinpah>why do you have to ruin every good Idea that came across
your desk, imperfect duplicate?
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't believe in desks
<DavidPeckinpah> They get in the was of the swing set
<DavidPeckinpah> And I like to add more scifi and pop culture to my episodes
<DavidPeckinpah> They're always so different from how the world is... who wants that?
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <JorgeCis>Are you going to make a guest appearence on "The Seer" as the
villian who ruined a great show on a parallel world?
<DavidPeckinpah> I will, but not as that character...
<DavidPeckinpah> Carry couldn't make it, so I'l be playing Maggie.
<DavidPeckinpah> Never seen a thong before now folks!
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <BizarroPeckinpah>What are your future plans? Any other shows you plan to
ruin?
*To TheModerator* Do people ever sit next to you at the beach and try to see out the other
side of your ears?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, i have one in the works now. It's the first silly-cone filled brick
as a star...
<DavidPeckinpah> It's called "Hitting The Bricks"
<DavidPeckinpah> The brick plays a cop out to catch bad guys
<DavidPeckinpah> Should be great!
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Informant>Do people ever sit next to you at the beach and try to see out
the other side of your ears?
<DavidPeckinpah> What?
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't get it.
<DavidPeckinpah> GA..... i guess
<TheModerator> <slidebabe>How come you spell Kari's name Carry?
<DavidPeckinpah> Who's Carry?
<DavidPeckinpah> Oh, Maggie!
<DavidPeckinpah> We've been friends for years!
<DavidPeckinpah> Glad you asked!
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't get that Kari part though... ask Keith Damron
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Chaser9>Do you ever visit the Sci-Fi Sliders Bboard?
<DavidPeckinpah> Yes.
<DavidPeckinpah> I post under the name
<DavidPeckinpah> I AM SCIFI
<DavidPeckinpah> I made a lot of friends
<DavidPeckinpah> Great place
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> If you're just joining us, we're chatting with Sliders Executive Consultant
David Peckinpah. Remember all questions must be IM to me, the Moderator
<TheModerator> <Savitar> Is it true you are Satan?
<DavidPeckinpah> That weakling?
<DavidPeckinpah> I'm much more creative than him.
<DavidPeckinpah> And I think the horns are so passe
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*** Starting conversation with Savitar
*To Savitar* I was just gonna ask that!
*To Savitar* I think he's a little out there
<TheModerator> <Slidefan>David is it true that you stole an idea from a 3-year old?
<DavidPeckinpah> I won it fair and square!
*From Savitar* lol...sorry i beat you to it
<DavidPeckinpah> I knew he'd say I stole it
<DavidPeckinpah> Him and his lolly-pop
<DavidPeckinpah> But the episode was good!
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
*** Ending conversation with Savitar
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
*To TheModerator* Are you really this stupid?
<TheModerator> <s-the-great>We all know about the movie rip-offs, but have you ever
considered ripping other things off, such as books or popular music?
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't "rip-off" I borrow, and sometimes make an ode to
<DavidPeckinpah> but never rip-off
<DavidPeckinpah> What are books?
*** Starting conversation with DavidPeckinpah
*** Starting conversation with TheModerator
*To TheModerator* Peck Froze
*To TheModerator* BRB
*To TheModerator* never mind
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <nole9>Which episode idea did you win from the three year old?
<DavidPeckinpah> "The Breeder"... best thing I ever wrote!
<DavidPeckinpah> Under a pen name
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<TheModerator> <Informant> Are you really this stupid?
<DavidPeckinpah> St... what?
<DavidPeckinpah> Is this a joke?
<DavidPeckinpah> I...
<DavidPeckinpah> Um...
<DavidPeckinpah> Don't type that!
<DavidPeckinpah> HEY!
<DavidPeckinpah> (sorry, my bad)
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<TheModerator> <Savitar> Since you ruined Sliders, what is next, Buffy, Star Trek ,
Charmed?
<DavidPeckinpah> I didn'y ruin Sliders... I think you're thinkng of...
<DavidPeckinpah> Tracy Torme
<DavidPeckinpah> Guy couldn't make any stories work, so we fired him
<DavidPeckinpah> Quit... fired... all the same here
<DavidPeckinpah> But I'd love to work on Byffy
<DavidPeckinpah> I got this great idea
<DavidPeckinpah> See Buffy is attacked by this flying disk, which makes her a breeding
monster!
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<TheModerator> <Slidefan>Do you have many friends? ANY friends? and why are these people
that stupid?
<DavidPeckinpah> Well, Carry's my friend. Has been for years.
<DavidPeckinpah> I have some over at the Scifi channle
<DavidPeckinpah> And... Oh!
<DavidPeckinpah> They love me at FOX
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <BizarroPeckinpah>Do you know where you are right now?
<DavidPeckinpah> Sure I do.
<DavidPeckinpah> What kind of question is that?
<DavidPeckinpah> Sure I do
<DavidPeckinpah> Yeah
<DavidPeckinpah> Ga
<TheModerator> <s-the-great> I hear you're writng a series dedicated to Maggie's breasts.
Is that true?
<DavidPeckinpah> Not just to Maggie's. We plan on having the whole Sliders cast enlarged!
<DavidPeckinpah> We're supposed to keep the spin-off a secret, but
<DavidPeckinpah> I couldn't help it
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<TheModerator> <Savitar>How do you feel about the numerous Sliders fans who want to kill
you, or at least do bodily harm?
<DavidPeckinpah> You don't like me?
<DavidPeckinpah> :(
<DavidPeckinpah> :|
<DavidPeckinpah> :)
<DavidPeckinpah> Ha ha ha
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <ElectricPeterTork>Have you recieved many death threats?
<DavidPeckinpah> Two or three...
<DavidPeckinpah> billion
<DavidPeckinpah> Why do you ask?
<DavidPeckinpah> i try to reply to them all, so I bet your is in the mail
<DavidPeckinpah> Ga
<TheModerator> <chaser9> since you said you vist and post at the bboard, what are your
thoughts on the other posters on that board? i.e. do you think they're justified in
their line of thinking about you?
<DavidPeckinpah> I've never seen my name mentioned
<DavidPeckinpah> But, um.... my eyes are bad, so i have to have it read for me
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> If you are just joining us, we're chatting with Sliders Executive
Consultant David Peckinpah. Remember to send all questions to me, the Moderator by way
of IM.
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't understand the question
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <Slidefan>Do you consider yourself trust worthy?
<DavidPeckinpah> Most trustworth chap in all of Great Britain, I am...
<DavidPeckinpah> And I'll shine your shoes for a poppin
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> David? Aren't you American?
<DavidPeckinpah> Yeah, why'd you ask?
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <BizarroPeckinpah>Do you hate all science fiction, or just Sliders in
particular?
<DavidPeckinpah> I don't see Sliders as science fiction...
<DavidPeckinpah> It's just a show about fictional science
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> <s-the-great)How much do you get paid?
<DavidPeckinpah> Whatever I finds, I keeps
<DavidPeckinpah> I recently "found" Jerry O'Connell's pay check
<DavidPeckinpah> ga
<TheModerator> Well all we've got time for one more question
<TheModerator> <Informant>So now that your plan to ruin sliders has reached fruition,
where do you go from here? What is the future of Sliders and the future of David
Peckinpah?
<DavidPeckinpah> Sliders will rest in the grave that I dug for it, and I shall rule as
creator of "Swingers"... it's about a goup who, "Swings" through dimensions.
<DavidPeckinpah> Should be fun
<DavidPeckinpah> I guess that's it.
<DavidPeckinpah> GA
<DavidPeckinpah> Is that it?
<TheModerator> Thank you for taking time oput of your busy filming schedule of "Turks" and
"Swingers to come by and talk to us David. We really appreciate it. And fans, you've
been a wonderful audience. With wonderful questions, I only wish we could have gotten
to all of them. Just remember, SLiders is DEAD and it's all David's fault.

Oh My Gosh!!!!

Date: 7/22/99
From: Serena12

That is the funniest thing I've seen in days! That was great guys, good job. I think you really captured the essence of the guy we love to hate, that evil troll David Peckinpah. I wish I could have been there!

LOL!

Date: 7/22/99
From: humaggs

I wish I would of remebered about it. I came to the bboard and read a post of yours about it and when I got there it was over, but I did get to see most of the rally. Thanks for the transcript.
Humaggs

Haha, great, and thanx (END)

Date: 7/22/99
From: Colin_Mallory

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HA! <giggles>

Date: 7/22/99
From: misswells

That was great!! I couldn't get in, for some reason, but it was awesome. Compliments to the brains behind the work. A very Great Work. (sorry) misswells

Hhahahaahhaha

Date: 7/22/99
From: Mara_Karrde

"Whatever I finds, I keeps"<---I can just picture him saying that line! LOL
Great job guys! That was histerical! =)

Sorry I couldn't edit

Date: 7/22/99
From: informant

Sliders was coming on and I was in a hurry.

Great Job

Date: 7/22/99
From: nole9

I just want to know when Knight Sliders goes into production. Can Peck get David Hasselhoff(sp)?

LOL!!!

Date: 7/22/99
From: Fish_Bone

Can't wait to see Swingers! LOL!

Savitar Says FANTASTIC

Date: 7/22/99
From: HunterD_Raven

For the like 4 of you who don't know i am Savitar...that was even better than it seemed actually in the chat, maybe cause there wasn't a wait inbetween Questions.(not that i'm complaining)
We should do a Charlie & Jerry chat next, vent some more frustration.

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