Date: 05/15/2001
From: Joey_Starr

I have a second year anniversary with my girlfriend comming up and I was wondering if anyone had suggestions on what I can give her as a gift. We live together and I was wondering if there is a traditional thing that is regarding the second year together. I know the obvious flowers, card etc, but in addition to that I would like to get her a special gift. I'd be willing to go expensive if needed be.

Any ideas???

Thanks

JS

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Date: 05/15/2001
From: Twizzler

GET HER A GUILLOTINE.

SERIOUSLY

CHOP OFF HER ADULTEROUS HEAD AND LIFT IT UP SO HER LAST MOMENT OF CONSCIOUSNESS IS HER SEEING HER OWN HEADLESS, BLOODY BODY.

EVEN BETTER, PROP IT ON A TABLE AND GRAB HER TIT.

AWESOME!

Twizzler

Cool! That's it!

Date: 05/15/2001
From: Joey_Starr

Thanks Twizzler! I'll do that right away! After all, why wait till the last minute! I can't wait to give her this wonderful gift that you thougtful enough to come up with.
Who thought that twisted licorice could be so romantic? I knew there was a reason why I liked the Red kind better than the black ones. It's because they are SO sweet!!!!!!!!!!!

JS

May I suggest? .. Don't follow Twiz!

Date: 05/16/2001
From: Yeontoo

Someone wrapped banana flavoring around his best side.

;)

Dear Joey,

What to do for your girlfriend that you've been living with for awhile, and dating for 2 years... Something traditional... Something that will mean a great deal more than candy and flowers... Something expensive...

Owow hun! I've got the image of a perfect present in mind - and so should you.

Take her out to a nice resturant. Say sweet things, and act the perfect gentleman (holding doors, chairs, offering your arm, etc). After you've eaten, kneel before her on one knee, and offer your small gift of jewelry and few word.

"Will you marry me?" Present: Engagement Ring.

Guaranteed to mean more than flowers and candy.

Blessings
Yeontoo

Yeontoo...

Date: 05/16/2001
From: Joey_Starr

I definitely will try to stray away from Twizzlers idea! :)
It was creative, just not an option in this case.

Yeontoo, I knew you were a romantic soul reading some of your posts. I'm afraid at this time engagement would be too soon. She is near the tail end of her divorce from her husband, so I'm willing to bet she's not up to jumpimg into another marriage yet. We have only been living together for 9 months out of the almost 2 years we have been together. Also, there are some children involved if you need to paint a picture.

Last year I gave her some jewelery(necklaces, braclets, that sort of thing) and the traditional flowers, etc. I womder if there is some traditional type of gift a man gives to someone he loves of 2 years besides engagement.

I definitely appreciate the response though. It was a good idea, just not the time in this case.

JS

Dump That Bitch!

Date: 05/16/2001
From: TomLeykis

Some words of wisdom:

Never date a single mother,

Never give flowers until your first wedding anniversary,

And until you've seen that woman naked, there are to be no gifts.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy......

Date: 05/16/2001
From: Joey_Starr

It surprises me that someone as immature, brash, and ignorant as yourself can find any joy in watching an intellectually stimulating show like Sliders.

The fact that you can call my ladie "Bitch" when you know nothing about her shows me how ignorant you are. When you show that in your practice of relation that you will not give until you have received shows your immaturity. These factors combined with the fact that you could still post a reply in this fashion shows how brash you are.

 

"Some words of wisdom:"

>>>>If it cane from you, it could only be wise ass.

"Never date a single mother,"

>>>>My advice to you. Never post advice about relationships when your only girlfriend was your left hand during the Pokemon marathon. Hey, I hear Pikachu gives a mean blow job. Maybe if you try hard enough, you might be able to get it up long enough to put your dick in the TV's Aux. hookup when it comes on again.

"Never give flowers until your first wedding anniversary,"

>>>>You'll never have to worry about that since marriage to your own appendages still hasn't been made leagl yet!

"And until you've seen that woman naked, there are to be no gifts."

>>>>I hope your mother enjoyed that cracker jack decoder ring you gave her after she showed you her tits like that. And they say families aren't close anymore.

JS

Gift ideas

Date: 05/17/2001
From: SweetOne

Hi! If your girlfriend likes jewlery you could go with a promise ring, or a locket.

Or take the kids to a photo studio have their pic taken put in a nice frame.

Take her on a weekend getaway, take the kids or arrange for a sitter.

Personally I love electronic gadgets, but I'm a little strange.

SweetOne

Get her what every woman wants

Date: 05/17/2001
From: TheIrrelevantPoster

TIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meow

Date: 05/17/2001
From: TomLeykis

You must have already gave her your balls for some other anniversary, so the question is: Does she keep them in a jar on the shelf or in her purse?

Pussy!

Be a man. Take your balls back and,

Dump That Bitch!

Is Twizzler psychic?

Date: 05/17/2001
From: SpaceTime

Crazy shit.

Twizzler noted that Joey_Starr's girlfriend is adulterous, and three replies later Joey states matter-of-factly that she's in the process of getting divorced!

NUTTY.

Joey, what're you doing seeing either a) a married woman or b) a woman who takes more than two years to get divorced? To say nothing of living with her after only being in a relationship for a year?

I bet next Twizzler will predict some other kick-ass shit... like a fully functioning GAYDAR. Then I could pass it over Dark's malformed head and get some proof.

- ST

ST & TomLickass

Date: 05/18/2001
From: Joey_Starr

I'll address SpaceTime first since he is actually worthy of response:

Always good to hear from you Matt! Did you notice my sticking up for you on the EarthPrime Forum? Seems like no matter how good a page a person can make, there are always people with no page trying to contradict it!
You see Matt in NY at least, divorce is a lenghthy process. Especially if there was property, assests and children involved like in this case. Not that its really anybody's business but she hasn't taken 2 years to try and get the divorce. The process has taken that long due to a lot of procrastination on her husband and husband's lawyer's part. (How many English writing rules did I just break?). If it could have been instant(and cheap) it would be. This is just how long it takes to complete the process and unfortunately its a drawn out process. That's why people should wait to get married till they are positive they are with the person that they COULD spend the rest of their lives with, not just want to. Divorce is longer and harder then the process of getting married(not to mention much more expensive!)
As far as how long you wait to move in with somebody it depends on the relationship.(ie. your ages, the type of relationship, and other circumstances). I moved in when I did because the house I rented was bought out and I had to leave on short notice. It was intended to be a short stay but as the weeks went by it became harder to leave. That's what happens when you fall in love. Not all relationships have to follow the logical\traditional path to work(I learned from this one). Sometimes it takes crazy circumstances to work in a crazy world to have a normal relationship. Does that make any sense? So my friend, where I would have said the same thing in your place I must let you know that this is an exceptional case.
So is Twizzler psychic? Maybe. Psycho? Probably. Able to predict Gaydar to help you unmask Darkslider? Hopefully! ;)

TomKissASS,
You are barely worth the effort of a flame but I have to ask you? Why are you suddenly obsessed with my balls? Is it becasue you recently discovered that not all males are smooth in the front like your precious Ken doll that your sister gave you so you would stop groping her? Or was it because those two raisin like birth marks you thought you had started to grow hair? Either way, just because you cannot apreciate or obtain a good mature relationship doesn't mean that other people shouldn't!
I'm a pussy? HHHH!!! You know they say you are what you eat. That explains why you are such a Big Fat Dick!!

Good-bye Tom,
I would tell you to go suck a big fat dick but that would be like telling a bird to fly. A waste because you already do!

JS

Outbursts of insecutity?

Date: 05/18/2001
From: TomLeykis

You're very zealous in your attempts to talk shit. I love the enthusiasm. What I don't love it the context of your slams.

I know you're trying to bash me in your posts, but you end up talking a lot of shit on homosexuality. I'm a lover of pussy, don't get me wrong, but I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay. That being the case, the first thing I find offensive about your posts is the blatent overtones of homophobia. The second offensive thing is your adovacation of dating what is soon to be a single mother.

You're homophobic and a pussy. Grow some balls and let go of the ignorance that makes you ostracize people for being homosexual.

Anyway, I have to know, since you've started living with your girlfriend, does she make you pee sitting down?

I bet she does.

Awwww!! Poor Tommy!

Date: 05/19/2001
From: Joey_Starr

>>>Let me try a new aproach since my sarcastism is too harsh for you.

"You're very zealous in your attempts to talk shit. I love the enthusiasm. What I don't love it the context of your slams."

>>>Well, lets see Tom. You start off with a subject heading that immediately defaces a loved one of mine, and then proceed to try and deluded my relationship with her based on your own prejudices and ignorance. So yeah, I guess I should be zealous shouldn't I? Remember, you cast the first stone in this!

"I know you're trying to bash me in your posts, but you end up talking a lot of shit on homosexuality. I'm a lover of pussy, don't get me wrong, but I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay. That being the case, the first thing I find offensive about your posts is the blatent overtones of homophobia."

>>>I wasn't trying to bash you, I DID bash you. Technically I made you BiSexual since I put you in incessant relations with your mother and sister. I also attacked your maturity and intelligece. Of all these things it seems homosexuality was your soft spot huh? This from the "pussy lover".

Let me set the record straight before I have Hunter after me on this also. I am not homophobic, not against gays in any way nor looking to put anyone down for having anything to do with homosexuality or bisexuality(in fact I like Bi Girls).

Since I knew very little about you I picked away at a few possibilities to find your weak points. And you bit into it hook, line and sinker! Guess that now makes you my bitch doesn't it?

You see attacking your sexuality in terms of molesting family memebers, cartoon charatcers(who have no sex), and dolls(no organs) is not an attack on gays, its an attack on the warped psychological profile that makes up the little boy I invision behind that post marked "Dump That Bitch!". I obviously hit a few points otherwise this new post of yours would not exist. I think the couple of gay friends I have would be offended if I attacked the gay community over the post of a mollycoddle like yourself. Also my gay friends would not have taken offense to my bashing of you in this matter. They understand. Its like when you would insult your friends in school and call them a girl when they couldn't throw the ball far enough. Oh yeah, you would have to have friends to understand that one! Oh well.

"The second offensive thing is your adovacation of dating what is soon to be a single mother."

>>>Why the big beef about single mothers? All jokes and flames aside, what is it about this that really bothers you? I want to understand this. What she doesn't deserve to be happy? She was a good wife to someone who didn't give a shit about anyone but himself! She was paitent, understanding, and tried more than her best to make it work but he was too focused on his own self destruction so after 7 years of trying(5 of which he was this way ), she decided rather than have this guy become a danger to their kids and to her she would have to divorce him. Why should she not be given a chance when he was the one who ruined everything? Even HE should have a shot at happiness with someone else if its possible. She did nothing to deserve segragation. You talk about bashing gays? How is that different from you bashing single mothers? If you do not want to date a single mother that is fine. It doesn't make you a beter or worse person for it. I on the otherhand am 27 years old and apprecite her for what she is, not whether or not her marriage failed. Even if it was her fault, its the past and I am more concerned in building our future than damning her past. I love her and I love her kids and just because an ignorant punk can't understand it doesn't mean I shouldn't do so! If this offends you then don't read the fucking post and don't respond! I posted asking for opinions on a gift. Those with suggestions should post if they like to, those don't won't!

"You're homophobic and a pussy. Grow some balls and let go of the ignorance that makes you ostracize people for being homosexual."
>>>Like the kettle calling the pot black. If I was missing balls it would be thanks to your razor lips! OH NO!! I insulted the entire gay community!!! Grow up you poor excuse for a pubic hair! Geez, I would have thought the incess or the manhood cracks would have urked you. I guess you had skeletons. Maybe you should be thanking me. I'm not against gays, just hypocrites like you who think they are righteous and won't face their own insecurities rather than try to put them on other people.

"Anyway, I have to know, since you've started living with your girlfriend, does she make you pee sitting down?

I bet she does."

>>>No, actually she would rather I pissed in your mouth but doesn't think you are worth the trip.

You see, your cracks about me being whipped really don't hold any merit. Guys like you who like never get laid
are always the first to get whipped when some girl or guy is stupid enough to give you any. The real issue here is that you cannot stand to see someone else happy because you are so miserable. I really feel sorry for you Tom. After a day or so, our debatw will be over and I will still be the happy guy who dates a single mother and enjoys the life of a family most people want, but you Mr. Leykis will still be a miserable wretch and attack people for no reason and never truly know happiness. I am sad for you, but I will not condone you.

The best flame I can give you is this: Keep on being the way you are sad, sad, little boy!

JS

About Tom Leykis

Date: 05/19/2001
From: SpaceTime

Joey, Tom Leykis is a talk radio host that is based out of Los Angeles (KLSX, 97.1 FM) but is broadcast to other markets. One of these markets is Seattle, Washington, where I'd say 95% of the world's population of single mothers lives. At least, you get that impression from the callers he has.

Leykis' primary distaste for single moms is that his sexual agenda on-air is to get men more tail for less money. Thursdays are devoted to it - Leykis 101. The problem with single moms as he sees it is that they're not looking for some deep dicking, they're looking for a father for their child, someone that'll pick up the financial burden of a kid. In Washington state, if you date a woman ONCE you can be required to provide child support under law. Pretty lame, eh?

A single mom in her early twenties has a completely different agenda than women without kids. Single moms want security. Everyone else is looking for a good time, under Leykis. He says why saddle yourself with a ton of emotional issues from the get-go when you can find a chick who is a little more "fun?"

When I commute I listen to Leykis - he's pretty funny. Listen in and judge for yourself. Or check out his web site:

http://www.blowmeuptom.com

- ST

SpaceTime, about Tom...

Date: 05/20/2001
From: Joey_Starr

Hey,
Spacetime thanks for the info. As usual you prove to be a valuable insight. I can see Tom's point especially for Washington. Thankfully those type of lame laws do not exist here in NY. That's a pretty bum deal. However like I explained to you before this situation is definitely different. Believe me the money this woman makes you would wonder is I was the one looking for security!
When I was younger(not even much younger), I had the same outlook on single mothers. And I even agree that there are a lot of them that are lokking for a man to take care of them or and their children.
When I decided to include single mothers on my "menu" I made sure that they knew up front that I wasn't going to stand for that. And its a good thing, I have met some gold diggers and luckily in this case I found a woman that not only was only interested in me for herself only, but she never had expectations of where we would go. And because of that we have obtained a level of a relationship that we never knew existes because there was never any pressure about what would happen next. We were each happy with whatever we got.
So I don't bash his views on single mothers but I think it is out right silly to be "offended" that I am in such a type situation and that I am happy with it. We won't even get into how he presented hisself on this topic that was addresses to those who wanted to help.
I only gave back what I got with a little extra zing for him to know that I am not a pushover. As you can see, I am not even flaming him now because he did not ask for anymore.

Once again thanks for the insight Matt!

JS

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