this was actually something quite different, but I changed a few things in it to make it sortof a "JODSer song," and I'm thinking of putting it on my site. if you're a Jerry fan, ya might wanna read this. :)
O'Connell Love
By Rembrandt "Cryin' Man" Brown and Chell Jenkins
Jerry my dear
Your kisses are like pistachio ice cream
Make me sigh, make me sigh
When you say "that's classic"
I could cry, I could cry
Your soft caress it doesn't lack.
But I need more I can't hold back
Baby, I need your O'Connell love.
(chorus)
Your O'Connell love!
It's like a thousand million JODS sites rained down from above!
Oooh O'Connell love!
I'm wild anticipatin'
My heart is palpatatin'
When I think 'bout
Your sweet O'Connell love!
(chorus)
Jerry my heart
Feel like drooling
When we touch, when we touch
The way you sing that kareoke
Is too much, is too much.
You put me in a state of shock.
When I'm with you I wanna rock.
Give me your O'Connell love.
(chorus)
Jerry my soul
Thrown by your smile
Makes me soar, makes me soar
You're like an International Scout
Engines roar, engines roar
I'm shifting to a higher gear
I'm yellin' if it ain't quite clear
I'm wantin' your O'Connell love.
(chorus)
Jerry mine
Make me your [your name here]
Day and night, day and night
Not your SMG
That ain't right, lord that ain't right
Your soulful blue eyes -- oh so sweet.
How you put me in a frenzied heat
Burn me with your O'Connell love.
note: a few references in the song -- pistachio ice cream is Jerry's favorite ice cream flavor; "that's classic" is his favorite saying; JODS sites are fansites run by members of the Jerry O'Connell Droolers Society; kareoke is something he loves doing quite often; the International Scout is his truck (that he actually bought from John Rhys-Davies); and SMG... well, I'm sure you know who *she* is.
hope you liked it :)
ls
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